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Eshtyle Raja
20th February 2006, 12:57 PM
Who works for India ??????


The population of India is 100 crores


1,00,00,00,000


But 19 crores are retired.


-19,00,00,000


That leaves 81 crores do the work.


81,00,00,000


There are 25 crores in school,


-25,00,00,000


which leaves 56 crores to do the work.


56,00,00,000


Of this there are 22 crores employed by the Central


Govt,


-22,00,00,000


leaving 34 crores to do the work.


34,00,00,000


4 crores are in the Armed Forces,


-4,00,00,000


which leaves 30 crores to do the work.


30,00,00,0 00


Take away from above total the 20 crores people work


for State Governments


(State Government employees officially do not work!)


-20,00,00,000


and that leaves 10 crores to do the work.


10,00,00,000


Total unemployed are 8 crores


-8,00,00,000


and that leaves 2 crores to do the work.


2,00,00,000


At any given time there are 1.2 crore people in


hospitals,


-1,20,00,000


leaving 80 lakhs to do the work.


80,00,000


Now, according to Indian Statistical Institute,


there are 79,99,998 people in prisons throughout the country.


-79,99,998


That leaves just 2 people to do the work.......


2


You and me!!! And currently YOU are sitting at your


computer reading posts. So I am the only person in our


country who is working! And that's why India is surviving!!!


Now, please go back and do your job because, for a


change, I want to rest. And I don't want India to suffer


because of that.

shades
20th February 2006, 12:59 PM
arre baba nice eshtyle

God_Of_Death
20th February 2006, 01:30 PM
hummmm i really need to work.... sab ko ek saath utha leta hoon
hum he yam,yam he hum..he he he
:toast: :toast: :toast:

Narad Muni
20th February 2006, 01:52 PM
Really me sahi Bola Eshtyle bhaiyya magar jo TUM kam karte ho uski india ko zyada aavshaykta nahi hai bhai. Nahi karoge to bhi chalega.
:w00t: :laugh:
Anyway ye le + repo.

Jupiter
20th February 2006, 06:19 PM
Kya mast copy paste marela hai be
+ve ur way

Draconian
20th February 2006, 06:23 PM
:getdrunk:

good one adminji...


PS: Find and replace takes less than 15 seconds. just my 2 cents ;)

Eshtyle Raja
20th February 2006, 09:14 PM
thank you hai jiiiiiiii :001_rolleyes:

GodFather
20th February 2006, 09:23 PM
Well I was working hard and had to leave work to reply.

shades
21st February 2006, 10:30 AM
hummmm i really need to work.... sab ko ek saath utha leta hoon
hum he yam,yam he hum..he he he
:toast: :toast: :toast:

hey god of death kya mast reply mara hai baap
maja aa gaya

Don
21st February 2006, 12:14 PM
Lagta hai yahan kaam koi nahi kar raha tha (mere allawa)

Isiliye muje promotion mil gaya ye dekho

:rulez:

GodFather
21st February 2006, 12:16 PM
hey god of death kya mast reply mara hai baap
maja aa gaya


Shades Jee total form main...great going.:hi_5:

Narad Muni
21st February 2006, 12:20 PM
Shades Jee total form main...great going.

:tongue: :blink: :tongue_smilie: :)