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[Sunshine]

Few Puns...........

The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up and asked, "Did you get my drift?"

Where do you find giant snails? On the ends of giant's fingers.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause.

His girlfriend wanted him to slow down the car, but he put his foot down.

Those who are always parking in a illegal spot suffer from Parking-Zones disease.

A guy with money to burn may well find a gal who wants to play with fire.

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[leleram]

When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause.
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Mastikhor]

:thumbup: :thumbup:

A guy with money to burn may well find a gal who wants to play with fire.
:roar: :roar:

[funnyfaridabadi]

:lol::lol:

[Mastikhor]

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It (I love that one!)

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick

8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko.

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers .

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?! The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack .

22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

:balloon:

[funnyfaridabadi]

:lol: masti

[Mastikhor]

There are two rules for success:
1)Never tell anyone everything you know.
2)

;)

[Sunshine]

:) nice collection masti

Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run.

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

To some - marriage is a word ... to others - a sentence

If you step onto a plane and recognize a friend of yours named Jack don't yell out Hi Jack!

What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway)

I've been to the dentist several times so I know the drill.