funnyfaridabadi
5th February 2007, 12:00 PM
Ek baar baadshah akbar ke darbaar me ek santri tha. Uska naam lallan tha. Uska record tha ki usne jiski bhi G*and maari wo tarakki kar gaya. Lekin wo khud santri ka santri hi rah gaya.
Ye baat feel karte hue usne khud ki hi g*and maarne ki sochi, aur raat ko minaar pe chad gaya aur apni hi maarne ka prayaas karne laga. Lekin wo minaar akbar ke bedroom ke saamne thi aur achaanak akbar ki nazar pad gayi, usne fauran sipaahi bhej kar usse pakad kar darbaar mein pesh karne ko kaha.
Agli subah darbaar mein,
Akbar : Tum raat ko kya kar rahe the.
Lallan : Zille ilaahi maine aaj tak jiski bhi G*and maari wo tarakki kar gaya lekin mein wahi 500 rupaye kamaane waala hi reh gay.
Akbar : aaj se tumhaari tankhwaa 1500 ki jaati hai lekin ye harkat dubaara nahi honi chahiye?
Lallan : Badshah salaamat, Abhi to sirf topa hi gaya tha...
Ye baat feel karte hue usne khud ki hi g*and maarne ki sochi, aur raat ko minaar pe chad gaya aur apni hi maarne ka prayaas karne laga. Lekin wo minaar akbar ke bedroom ke saamne thi aur achaanak akbar ki nazar pad gayi, usne fauran sipaahi bhej kar usse pakad kar darbaar mein pesh karne ko kaha.
Agli subah darbaar mein,
Akbar : Tum raat ko kya kar rahe the.
Lallan : Zille ilaahi maine aaj tak jiski bhi G*and maari wo tarakki kar gaya lekin mein wahi 500 rupaye kamaane waala hi reh gay.
Akbar : aaj se tumhaari tankhwaa 1500 ki jaati hai lekin ye harkat dubaara nahi honi chahiye?
Lallan : Badshah salaamat, Abhi to sirf topa hi gaya tha...