Sunshine
9th January 2007, 11:59 AM
Warning:Really rude ones ( all copy and paste)
there was this lad from madras
whose balls were made of brass
in stormy weather they clanged together
and lightening shot out of his arse
There was once a man from Delhi
Who went to shit in the Gully
The rays of the sun
Baptised his bum
And shit came tumbling out like Jelly
There was a man from Mecca,
Who tried to do it with his akka,
In the dark,
he missed his mark,
And his uh-uh came out coated with kakka.
There was a girl from Germany
Whose usual charge was a penny
For half of that sum
You could roger her bum
A source of amusement to many.
There was a young girl named Sapphire
Who succumbed to her lover's desire
She said: "It's a sin
But now that it's in
Could you shove it a few inches higher?"
there was this lad from madras
whose balls were made of brass
in stormy weather they clanged together
and lightening shot out of his arse
There was once a man from Delhi
Who went to shit in the Gully
The rays of the sun
Baptised his bum
And shit came tumbling out like Jelly
There was a man from Mecca,
Who tried to do it with his akka,
In the dark,
he missed his mark,
And his uh-uh came out coated with kakka.
There was a girl from Germany
Whose usual charge was a penny
For half of that sum
You could roger her bum
A source of amusement to many.
There was a young girl named Sapphire
Who succumbed to her lover's desire
She said: "It's a sin
But now that it's in
Could you shove it a few inches higher?"