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Narad Muni
17th February 2006, 06:58 PM
In some remote village of India, one masterji is teaching the Mahabharat katha to class 6 students.He is at the 'krishnajanma' part of it.Masterji: "Kansa heard the Akashwani that his sister's 8th child is going to kill him. Kansa furious then orderedto put Vasudev and Devki behind the bars. When the first son is born, Kansa kills him by poisoning... second child is born and Kansa throws him off the mountain peak...third child is born..."Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his hand. Masterji, I have a doubt (sounding nervous and confused)Masterji: "Ramu bete, whole India does not havedoubt in mahabharata then how come you have one?"Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8thchild was going to kill him, WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT VASUDEV AND DEVAKI IN THE SAME CELL ?Masterji fainted.........................
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