Noorjahan

[leleram]

Famous poet Faiz in love with noorjahana asked her for a fcuk......
Noorjahan blushed and said "aapne bahut badi cheez maang li hai"...
Faiz says..."agar itni badi hai to rehne do":001_rolleyes:

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

:w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t:

[GandFaadBanda]

Ha Ha Ha! Bahut BADA, I mean badhiya joke hai yaar.

[KaamDev]

Itni badi hain ki hathi aate jaate hain is se hokar :tongue:

[Laundebaaz]

bahut badhia

[Mastikhor]

:roar: :roar: :roar:

[Admin]

:lmao: :lmao:

Thanks vbulletin for providing a good search utility :D

[GodFather]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[Admin]

:lmao: :lmao:

On second thought...i should post this :D

aakhir marwani to GF ko hi hai na :laugh:


wassup unkil...congratulations :)

[GodFather]

On second thought...i should post this :D

aakhir marwani to GF ko hi hai na :laugh:


wassup unkil...congratulations :)

ABey, lekin mere ko kisi ko nahin kahna ki bahut badi cheez maang li :lmao: :lmao:

[Admin]

ABey, lekin mere ko kisi ko nahin kahna ki bahut badi cheez maang li :lmao: :lmao:

chalega...sand-paper ka padding laga lenge :tt2:

[GodFather]

chalega...sand-paper ka padding laga lenge :tt2:

Sand paper (sand maney reit na) ki you mean saand(bail). Aur waise bhi kidhar andar ya bahar

[Admin]

Sand paper (sand maney reit na) ki you mean saand(bail). Aur waise bhi kidhar andar ya bahar

tum yahan pe logon ko ideas mat do...warna sab ke sab 3-4 saand leke aayenge aur tumhare upar chhod denge :D

[Mastikhor]

Saand ko paper pay padding laga ke ch0dna hai :w00t:

[baba dish]

Fantastic.

[funnyfaridabadi]

:redbull: for GF bhai


:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[pechkas]

tum yahan pe logon ko ideas mat do...warna sab ke sab 3-4 saand leke aayenge aur tumhare upar chhod denge :D
:rofl: :rofl:
sahi admin bhai mazaa aa gaya :thumbup:

[karu]

Ek aur

Ek baar Asha Parekh mandir jaati hai aur bhagwan se kahti hai

Asha Parekh: Bhagwan, Mein Aap Ke Paas Ek Choti Si Aas Lekar Aayi Hoon
(Read Aas ar Ars)

Bhagwan: Chal Jhooti Kahin Ki


If you have seen the pichwadi of Asha Parekh you might agree why Bhagwan said so

:thumbup:

[pechkas]

karu bhai twadi chhoti waddi jaisi bhi @as ho le aayo mein ling le aayaa hoon :D

http://www.fundoozone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6330

karu ko shahanshahi shauk chada hai

[karu]

pechkas ji

krupya dhyaan se jokes padhiye do no jokes mein bahut antar hai

aur shahenshahi shauk help yourself karke pura kijiye

lage raho lekin zara dhyaan kyonki kisiney thik kaha hai

aastey mein kahin gir naa jaye raaste mein

[pechkas]

pechkas ji

krupya dhyaan se jokes padhiye do no jokes mein bahut antar hai

aur shahenshahi shauk help yourself karke pura kijiye

lage raho lekin zara dhyaan kyonki kisiney thik kaha hai

aastey mein kahin gir naa jaye raaste mein
oye karu bhai,

mandir ho ki gurudwara, ki farq painda hai yaaraa,
bhagwaan toh bhagwaan hai..

ab uske saamne mattha teko k usse kuchh kaho, baat toh ek hi hai,
bhagwaan toh bhagwaan hai..

gyaniji toh guru saheb ka messenger hota hai toh guru ne apni baat gyaaniji k channel se ki, aur tumhaare mandir mein shaayad pujaari chhutti par hoga issliye bhagawaan ne swayam apne vichar prakat karne ka kash kiya hoga,
lekin bhagwaan toh bhagwaan hai

ab yeh bola jaaye ki arse chhoti hona ek jhoot hai or badi arse hona ek sach, toh logically baat toh ek hi hui na bhai..

dono jokes mein asha parekh ki arse ki baat hai, ab uski hai, jaisi hai waisi hi hogi na..

toh mere bhai .. dono jokes mein

subject same hai
logic same hai
presentation same hai

toh dono jokes same hue na bhai..

ab jyaadaa sar na khujao .. bas khol k aa jaao .. pehle pi log aur phir jhukao :D

:getdrunk: :getdrunk:

[airINDIA]

Famous poet Faiz in love with noorjahana asked her for a fcuk......
Noorjahan blushed and said "aapne bahut badi cheez maang li hai"...
Faiz says..."agar itni badi hai to rehne do":001_rolleyes:

:award: :lmao: :award: