leleram
17th February 2006, 01:17 PM
The English were digging in Devon and fifty feet down they found small pieces of copper which they took away and analysed.
Two months later they announced in The New Science magazine that the English had been using telephones for 500 years.
The French were digging in the Paris region and a hundred feet down they found small pieces of glass which they took away and analysed.
Two months later they announced in The New Science magazine that the French had been using fibre optic telephone cables for 500 years.
Paddy was digging in Cork and two hundred feet down he had still found nothing
Next day he announced in The New Science magazine that the Irish had been using mobile phones for 2000 years.
Two months later they announced in The New Science magazine that the English had been using telephones for 500 years.
The French were digging in the Paris region and a hundred feet down they found small pieces of glass which they took away and analysed.
Two months later they announced in The New Science magazine that the French had been using fibre optic telephone cables for 500 years.
Paddy was digging in Cork and two hundred feet down he had still found nothing
Next day he announced in The New Science magazine that the Irish had been using mobile phones for 2000 years.