Mahamuni
16th February 2006, 05:54 PM
wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
-Henny Youngman
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we
met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's
wrong.
-Milton Berle
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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
"There was water in the carburetor."
I asked her , "Where's the car?"
She replied,"In the lake."
-Henny Youngman
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
-Henny Youngman
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You
know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and
didn't notice."
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than to let him keep her.
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I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't
like to interrupt her.
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My girlfriend old me I should be more affectionate.
So I got myself two girlfriends.
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A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided
not to report it since the thief was spending much
less than his wife did.
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Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is
finished.
-------------------------------------------------------
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still
paying."
-Henny Youngman
-------------------------------------------------------
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we
met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
-------------------------------------------------------
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's
wrong.
-Milton Berle
-------------------------------------------------------
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
"There was water in the carburetor."
I asked her , "Where's the car?"
She replied,"In the lake."
-Henny Youngman
-------------------------------------------------------
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
-Henny Youngman
-------------------------------------------------------
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You
know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and
didn't notice."
-------------------------------------------------------
When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than to let him keep her.
-------------------------------------------------------
I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't
like to interrupt her.
-------------------------------------------------------
My girlfriend old me I should be more affectionate.
So I got myself two girlfriends.
-------------------------------------------------------
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided
not to report it since the thief was spending much
less than his wife did.
-------------------------------------------------------
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is
finished.
-------------------------------------------------------
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still
paying."