JUNGLEE RAJA
16th February 2006, 05:32 PM
A machine operator comes home from the factory and tells his wife: "Honey, I've got some good news and some bad news. First, the good news: I got 20,000.00 severance pay!" His wife said: "20,000.00 in severance pay? That's great! Now, what's the bad news?" He said: "Wait till you hear what was severed!"