do tharki panktiyaan

[tharkikadost]

Aaj mera yahan pehla din hai......is khushi ke mauke par....main sabhi tharkiyon ke liye do tharki panktiyaan pesh karna chahta hoon .....ummeed hai sabhi tharkiyon ko pasand aayegi:


1.ek miya biwi chudayee ker rahay hotay hain miya kee doosray kamray main nazar padti hai dekhta hay chaadar main kuch hil raha hota hay miya jata hai or chaadar hataa ke dekhta hai munnna apni G***d khud maar raha hota hai

miya bolta hai: yeh kya ker rahay ho

Munna apne baap ko upar se nichay tak dekhte hue fakra se kehta hai: munna apna kaam khud kartaa hai kisi kee maa behano ko nahi ****ta


2.Ek baar master ji class main padhaa raha hota hai to apney students se kehta hai keh "tum loogoon ko pata hai keh main jab sakht hota hoon to bahot ziyada sakht hota hoon aur jab main naram hota hoon to bahot ziyada naram hota hoon".. itne mein ek student ne badi masumiyat ke saath aankhein tim timaate hue kaha "master ji aapp to meri lulli ki tarah hain"

[leleram]

ho hooo hoo
ha ha ha ha ha ha ah
mast hai bhai.
kya baat hai :thumbup: :thumbup:

[tharkikadost]

thank you leleram....bas sab aaplogo ki sewaa mein....!

[leleram]

bhai, aapka dost bantey hi main to badnaam ho jaunga.
log mujhe tharki aur aapko tharki ka dost kahenge:)
BTW aapke dosto ki list mein kiss-kiss k naam hai??:arabia:

[tharkikadost]

filhal to aapka hai leleram.....bas aur intezaar hai aur doston ka.....waise ishtylebhai bhi mere dost hi hain:

"Janay Kaun Duaaon Mein Yaad Rakhta hai
Doobta hoon marnay ke liye samandar bhi uchhaal deta hai "

ab jiski marzi mujhe dost banaa le....;)

[Eshtyle Raja]

Yahan sab tharki hain aur sab ek dusre ke dost hain, to ho gaya naa tharkikadost :tongue_smilie:

[GodFather]

SAhi hai TD, apna haath jagganaath...

[funnyfaridabadi]

Bhai bahut badiya post hai, +ve for TKD, Come back TKD