munnabhai

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munna bhai: mamu tu kitna padhela hai?
mamu: B.A.
munnabhai: saala, do aksher padha, aur woh bhi ulta.

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pricipal: ager koi ladka girls hostel me gaya to peheli baar 100rs fine, doosri baar
200rs, teesri baar 500rs.

munnabhai: bole to monthly paas kya hoga mamu?

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munnabhai: mamu,apun bachpanme daswe maleki buildingse gir gaya tha.
mamu: arrye, phir bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
munnabhai: yaad nahi yaar bhot purani baat hai.

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munnabhai: circuit yeh ford kya hai?
circuit: bhai gadi hai.
munnabhai: to yeh oxfoed kya hai saala?
circuit: boleto simple hai bhai, ox bole to bail, ford boleto gadi.oxfoed bole to bailgadi hai bhai.