Some PJs

[Admin]

1 . paani ka popat kaise karne ka?? (how do you make a fool of water?)
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Answer - PAANI GARAM KARNE KA.... LEKIN NAHANE KA NAHI!!!!! :w00t:

[Admin]

2. if emraan hashmi is serial kisser who is parallel kisser.....


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Answer - RAVAN :w00t:

[Admin]

3 . Once in a village..... one zamindaar asked his servent 2 get vegetables and
all that stuff from the city market. He gave him a 100 rupee note.n said" mujhe saara ka saara hisaab chahiye...."

servent went 2 the city n the zamindaar started waiting 4 him eagerly.

after 5 long hours servant came wth lots of vegetables.. ... and he gave the details in following manner
2*(22/7) ka baingan
5*(22/7) ke aaaloo
8*(22/7) ke tamatur....
.......like that only........
but the question arisis wat exactly the servant was trying 2 do.........
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bahut bahyankar hai.

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mai batata hun......... .




Answer - WO USSE PIE PIE KA HISAAAAB DE RAHA THAAAA!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!3 :rofl: :rofl:

[leleram]

1 . paani ka popat kaise karne ka?? (how do you make a fool of water?)

socho...

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socho..


Answer - PAANI GARAM KARNE KA.... LEKIN NAHANE KA NAHI!!!!! :w00t:
http://www.fundoozone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1566&highlight=popat+garam :blink:

[Admin]

4 . a man has two peepal trees outside his bungalow.he ties a rope to join them.so what does he have?
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Answer - NOKIA - Connecting "PEEPAL" :w00t:

[leleram]

4 . a man has two peepal trees outside his bungalow.he ties a rope to join them.so what does he have?
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Answer - NOKIA - Connecting "PEEPAL" :w00t:

http://www.fundoozone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3484&highlight=peepal

[KaamDev]

Admin ki 2 post ke ling mil gaye hain, aaj taste badlna chahiye, admin bhai saadar aamantrit hain BBR me :tongue:

[jhoomroo]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[leleram]

A man commited 90 crimes but was caught only 45 times,why?





the answer is ......

















think....tired?











ok- because sin 90 = cot 45 (caught 45!!!!)

[gookilendi man]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: A man commited 90 crimes but was caught only 45 times,why?





the answer is ......

















think....tired?











ok- because sin 90 = cot 45 (caught 45!!!!)

[Pintoo]

Admin ne kiya paani ka popat.
kiya to garam para nahaya nahin...paani ke armaan chaupat.

lekin ...garma karte time bhool gaye ki ye to hai repeat.
ab BBR main sofe pe hain ye lete...apna sir rahe hain peet. ;)


paani paani re...paani paani re...
admin ko dho ja....isko gaa**d saaf kar jaaa
kitneyy fundoo ab aayenge...aur sofe pe, iski bajaayenge..

[Admin]

You know why Indians are lousy at football?
Because:
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Every time they get a corner,
They open a shop!

[funnyfaridabadi]

http://www.fundoozone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=8405&highlight=vegetables+hisaab

Admin bhai ko kya sujhai
kyo apni BBR mein sujhwai

[Admin]

http://www.fundoozone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=8405&highlight=vegetables+hisaab

Admin bhai ko kya sujhai
kyo apni BBR mein sujhwai

bhai yeh meri nahi aap ki sujhwane ki baari hai ;)

[F I D O]

bhai yeh meri nahi aap ki sujhwane ki baari hai ;)

:rofl::rofl::rofl:
funnybhai aapne shayad posts ke date nahi check kiye....mere saath bhi aisa ho chuka hai;)

[funnyfaridabadi]

:rofl::rofl::rofl:
funnybhai aapne shayad posts ke date nahi check kiye....mere saath bhi aisa ho chuka hai;)

Hosla afjaai ke liye shukriya

[F I D O]

Hosla afjaai ke liye shukriya

bhaijaan hausla to pata nahi admin unkel se panga mat lena varna mera hausla bhi aapke kisi kaam nahi aayega:tongue_smilie:

[Admin]

Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Abhishek.

Abhishek Who?

Abhi tak shake kar raha tha. Abhi se aish karega.

[leleram]

Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Abhishek.

Abhishek Who?

Abhi tak shake kar raha tha. Abhi se aish karega.
superb....din bana diya....joke of the day:rofl::rofl:

[pechkas]

Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Aishwarya

Aishwarya Who?

Abhi tak Aishwarya thi ab Aish-Veerya hai :D

[leleram]

Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Aishwarya

Aishwarya Who?

Abhi tak Aishwarya thi ab Aish-Veerya hai :D


:rofl::rofl:

U mean Abhi-shake ki Aish-veerya:D

[funnyfaridabadi]

:rofl: :rofl: