GodFather
16th February 2006, 03:01 AM
The next day, Mrs..Verma receives a telephone
call from British Gas because the electricity bill has not been paid. " Am
I speaking to Mrs..Verma ? " "Yes...... speaking" British Gas guy,
"You'rea month overdue, you know!" "How do YOU know?" stammers the young
woman. "Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the British Gas guy . "What
are you saying? It's in your files ...... HOW ?????" " Yes ............. We
have a system of finding out who's overdue " " GOD !!!!!!......... this is
too much.........." "Madam, I am sorry...... I am following orders.... I
have to inform you are overdue" I know that ....... let me talk to my
husband
about this tonight.....he will speak to your company tomorrow " That
night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a bull, rushes
to British Gas office the next day morning. "What's going on? You have
it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of
yours?" the husband shouts. "Just calm down," says the lady at the reception at
British Gas, "it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us." "PAY
you? and if I refuse?" "Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but
to cut yours off." "And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks. "I
don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle."
call from British Gas because the electricity bill has not been paid. " Am
I speaking to Mrs..Verma ? " "Yes...... speaking" British Gas guy,
"You'rea month overdue, you know!" "How do YOU know?" stammers the young
woman. "Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the British Gas guy . "What
are you saying? It's in your files ...... HOW ?????" " Yes ............. We
have a system of finding out who's overdue " " GOD !!!!!!......... this is
too much.........." "Madam, I am sorry...... I am following orders.... I
have to inform you are overdue" I know that ....... let me talk to my
husband
about this tonight.....he will speak to your company tomorrow " That
night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a bull, rushes
to British Gas office the next day morning. "What's going on? You have
it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of
yours?" the husband shouts. "Just calm down," says the lady at the reception at
British Gas, "it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us." "PAY
you? and if I refuse?" "Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but
to cut yours off." "And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks. "I
don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle."