Sunshine
17th October 2006, 06:08 PM
· Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
· Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up'.
· I' not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
· Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
· I've never been drunk, but often I've been over served.
· The road to success is always under construction.
· Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.
· Everyone has a photographic memory, some people just don't have a film.
· Life is unsure. Always eat your dessert first.
· Smile… It makes people wonder what you're up to.
· I love being a writer… what I can't stand is the paperwork.
· A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
· The hardest part of skating is the ice.
· The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.
· The trouble with being punctual is there's no one there to appreciate it.
· If our constitution allows free speech, why are there phone bills?
· If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, he'll believe you. But, if you tell him a park bench has just been painted, he has to touch it to be sure.
· Beat the 5 o'clock rush: leave work at noon.
· If you can't convince them, confuse them.
· It's not the fall that kills you: it's the sudden stop at the end.
· I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
· Hot glass looks same as cold glass. (Cuino's Law of Burnt fingers)
· Someday is not a day of the week.
· Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up'.
· I' not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
· Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
· I've never been drunk, but often I've been over served.
· The road to success is always under construction.
· Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.
· Everyone has a photographic memory, some people just don't have a film.
· Life is unsure. Always eat your dessert first.
· Smile… It makes people wonder what you're up to.
· I love being a writer… what I can't stand is the paperwork.
· A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
· The hardest part of skating is the ice.
· The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.
· The trouble with being punctual is there's no one there to appreciate it.
· If our constitution allows free speech, why are there phone bills?
· If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, he'll believe you. But, if you tell him a park bench has just been painted, he has to touch it to be sure.
· Beat the 5 o'clock rush: leave work at noon.
· If you can't convince them, confuse them.
· It's not the fall that kills you: it's the sudden stop at the end.
· I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
· Hot glass looks same as cold glass. (Cuino's Law of Burnt fingers)
· Someday is not a day of the week.