The Ant and the Grasshopper

[Admin]

CLASSIC VERSION...

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer
long, building his house and laying up supplies for
the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant's a fool and laughs &
dances & plays the summer away.

Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The
grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in
the cold.

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MODERN VERSION...

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer
long, building his house and laying up supplies for
the winter.
The grasshopper thinks the ant's a fool and laughs &
dances & plays the summer away.

Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press
conference and demands to know why the ant should be
allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold
and starving.

BBC, CNN, AAJ TAK, NDTV show up to provide pictures of
the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant
in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.

The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can
this be that this poor grasshopper is allowed to
suffer so?

Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the
ant's house.
Amnesty International and Koffi Annan criticizes the
Government for not upholding the fundamental rights of
the grasshopper.
The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking
support to the grasshopper.
Opposition MP's stage a walkout.
Left parties call for "Bharat Bandh" in West Bengal
and Kerala
demanding a Judicial Enquiry.

Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the Prevention
of Terrorism
Against Grasshoppers Act [POTAGA]", with effect from
the beginning of the winter.
The ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA
and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes,
his home is confiscated by the government and handed
over to the grasshopper in a ceremony covered by
BBC,CNN, AAJ TAK and NDTV.
Arundhati Roy calls it "a triumph of justice".
Koffi Annan invites the grasshopper to address the UN
General Assembly.

[leleram]

CLASSIC VERSION...

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer
long, building his house and laying up supplies for
the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant's a fool and laughs &
dances & plays the summer away.

Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The
grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in
the cold.

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MODERN VERSION...

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer
long, building his house and laying up supplies for
the winter.
The grasshopper thinks the ant's a fool and laughs &
dances & plays the summer away.

Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press
conference and demands to know why the ant should be
allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold
and starving.

BBC, CNN, AAJ TAK, NDTV show up to provide pictures of
the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant
in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.

The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can
this be that this poor grasshopper is allowed to
suffer so?

Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the
ant's house.
Amnesty International and Koffi Annan criticizes the
Government for not upholding the fundamental rights of
the grasshopper.
The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking
support to the grasshopper.
Opposition MP's stage a walkout.
Left parties call for "Bharat Bandh" in West Bengal
and Kerala
demanding a Judicial Enquiry.

Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the Prevention
of Terrorism
Against Grasshoppers Act [POTAGA]", with effect from
the beginning of the winter.
The ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA
and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes,
his home is confiscated by the government and handed
over to the grasshopper in a ceremony covered by
BBC,CNN, AAJ TAK and NDTV.
Arundhati Roy calls it "a triumph of justice".
Koffi Annan invites the grasshopper to address the UN
General Assembly.


i hate to do this with admin n mods....but have to do this....

THIS_IS_CALLED_TRIUMPH_OF_JUSTICE (http://www.fundoozone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=495&highlight=classic+grasshopper)

[Jupiter]

i hate to do this with admin n mods....but have to do this....

THIS_IS_CALLED_TRIUMPH_OF_JUSTICE (http://www.fundoozone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=495&highlight=classic+grasshopper)

yeah triumph..... admin ki RT good good

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

lelebhai, Jupi bhai.... humko bhi ek chance... Admin ke lene ke shayad aaj mere khwab pure ho jaayenge

[LASHKAR-E-THARKI]

lelebhai, Jupi bhai.... humko bhi ek chance... Admin ke lene ke shayad aaj mere khwab pure ho jaayenge

Junglee bahi hamka bi saath ley lo, hamo bi Admin ki lu ga......
:thumbup: :thumbup:

[Admin]

:laugh: :laugh:

wht if i close the thread? ;)

[LASHKAR-E-THARKI]

Le-lo sasura ki, photo mei sasur bahut estraberry khat raha, abhou
hoga ika FT....:lol: :lol: :lol:

[LASHKAR-E-THARKI]

wht if i close the thread? ;)


Sala yeh to dhamki de raha hai.....Democracy ka to zamana hi nahi raha...:blink: :blink:

[Jupiter]

:laugh: :laugh:

wht if i close the thread? ;)

kursi mili to dekho neta ji apni wali chalane lage.....
power ka durupyog karne lage...

bahut nainsafi hai ye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

:laugh: :laugh:

wht if i close the thread? ;)

Then 70 members of FZ will be closing in on you

[karan_kolkata]

time to call up arundhati roy for a protest march against admin for dismantling democracy n the right n privileges of FZ members.

[Jupiter]

time to call up arundhati roy for a protest march against admin for dismantling democracy n the right n privileges of FZ members.

yeah n we will have mallika supporting the cause!

Mallika hamari Neti hai
Sabka muh mein leti hai!

[karan_kolkata]

lekin mallika ko laane ke liye invitation dena hoga....aur woh kiske ghar pe dena hoga pata nahi...u know she keeps hopping n humping from one **** to another.

[Admin]

Mallika hamari Neti hai
Sabka muh mein leti hai!


:w00t: :w00t: :w00t:

[LASHKAR-E-THARKI]

lekin mallika ko laane ke liye invitation dena hoga....aur woh kiske ghar pe dena hoga pata nahi...u know she keeps hopping n humping from one **** to another.


forget mallika lets rope in Tanushree dutta, mallika nahi to tanushree hi sahi:thumbup: :thumbup:

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

forget mallika lets rope in Tanushree dutta, mallika nahi to tanushree hi sahi:thumbup: :thumbup:

Bhai mein kabse baitha hoon Admin saab ke lene... hum log apne maksad se bhatak rahen hain.. mujhe toh Admin saab ki chahiye..

[Jupiter]

Bhai mein kabse baitha hoon Admin saab ke lene... hum log apne maksad se bhatak rahen hain.. mujhe toh Admin saab ki chahiye..

are wo to hume bhi chahiye

hum to bas jo wo apni kursi ka durupyog kar rahe hain uske khilaf protest kar rahe hain!

[karan_kolkata]

Sorry For The Interruption Guys But ...i Cant Help It...i FindTanushree So Sexy N Tempting Tht Her Name Has Made Me Look Into Stardust's Collection Of Hers N Use My Hands ....god She Is Killer.really I Cant Resist .

[leleram]

leave aside tanushree n mallika guys......
look at admin's fotu....wat a style........with strawberry
i wanna get my "ding-dong" done the same way......:thumbup:

[Mahamuni]

Aaj ka din meray liye bahut hee bhagyashaali hai
Khud ki FT kari maine to admin ne bhi marwa li hai


:thumbup: Jai ho Admin ki:thumbup:

[LASHKAR-E-THARKI]

leave aside tanushree n mallika guys......
look at admin's fotu....wat a style........with strawberry
i wanna get my "ding-dong" done the same way......:thumbup:



Ding-Dong. he he he..abe lele bahi us ke saath to sabhi Ding-dong karna pasand kare ge:thumbup:

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

Ding-Dong. he he he..abe lele bahi us ke saath to sabhi Ding-dong karna pasand kare ge:thumbup:

Sab log line mein lag jao.. jo line ke akhir mein khade hain, woh Admin saab ke hathon se strawberry le ke, apna number aane tak time pass karen.. main toh Admin Saab ke saath ding dong karne ke baad hee kuch Ann grahan karoonga

[KaamDev]

In addition to this:

Many years later...
The Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a multi-billion dollar company in Silicon Valley,

100s of Grasshoppers still die of starvation despite reservation somewhere in India,

.
..AND




As a result of loosing lot of hard working Ants and feeding the grasshoppers, India is still a developing country!!!

[leleram]

admin saab ki poongi baja di kaamdev ne fir se:D

[KaamDev]

April se May ho gaya, admin ne appraisal ke naam pe kuch nahi kiya :( admin mudrabaad (Kyunki admin mudra dene me delay karta hain.....isliye mudra+baad) :tongue: