leleram
4th October 2006, 06:13 PM
Santa singh raat ko jara jyada tharak jaate hain aur jaldbajee me biwi ke suit ko jor se kheenchte hain...salwar suit fat jatee hai. Agle din biwi kahtee hai is suit ke matching ka dhaga le ke aao, silai karnee hai.
Santa Salwar suit ke dukaan me pahunchte hain. Dukaandaar tutlata tha.
Dukandaar- "Boliye Tardar Di tya dithaun?"
Santa-"Meri biwi ka suit fat gaya hai silai karnee hai..!"
Dukaandaar- "Ch**t fut daya hai? Toi baat nahin tilai kar dijiye.. magar yaha tyu aaye hain?Yahan par nayee nayee Ch**t milegee tilai nahee hotee hai"
Santa- "Abey Ch**t nahi, suit fut gaya hai..uski silai karnee hai."
Dukaandaar-"Tardaar Dee aap dalat tamajh rahe hain..main bhee wohi bol raha hun...!"
Santa-"Oh ho..theek hai!"
Dukaandaar-"Aap ek tam tariye..turta theek hai to uske matching ka talwaar le jaiye.."
Santa-"Abey talwaar kyu..oh achha salwar bol raha hai, samjha. Theek hai mujhe sare suit dikhao main match karata hun..."
Dukaandaar-"Tardar di mere dukaan me harek Lu*d ta Ch**t hai, aapko toi pareshani nahin hogee..., boliye taun te Lu*d ka Ch**t dikhaun?"
Santa-"Abey biwi meri ghar par hai to tere paas uska Ch*t kaise ho sakta hai?"
Dukaandaar-"Aap fir dalat tamajh rahe hain...! Mere paas harek tarah ke ch**t hai...bataiye aapkee biwi ke Ch**t ka lu*d kaun sa hai?"
Santa baukhla jata hai-"yaha dikahu ya kahee aur chal ke dikhau ?"
Dukaandaar-"Yahee dithaiyega..aur tahee tyu dithaiyega?"
Santa agal bagal dekhta hai aur dukaandaar ke baat par dhyan naheen deta hai,par sare color dekhne ke baad bhee Santa ko koi matching color nahin milta hai,
Santa -' Oye tu hi bata kaun sa rang sabhee suit par chal jayega?"
Dukaandaar-"Tardar dee, ch**t me to kaisa bhee Lu*d ho..bahut achhaa lagta hai.....!"
Santa sochta hai ki Kala rang sab par khulta hai to kale rang ka suit dikhane ko kahta hai.
Dukaandaar-"Theek tocha, Ch**t me Tala hee tabse achhaa hai...fir aage toi dikkat nahi..!"
Santa Salwar suit ke dukaan me pahunchte hain. Dukaandaar tutlata tha.
Dukandaar- "Boliye Tardar Di tya dithaun?"
Santa-"Meri biwi ka suit fat gaya hai silai karnee hai..!"
Dukaandaar- "Ch**t fut daya hai? Toi baat nahin tilai kar dijiye.. magar yaha tyu aaye hain?Yahan par nayee nayee Ch**t milegee tilai nahee hotee hai"
Santa- "Abey Ch**t nahi, suit fut gaya hai..uski silai karnee hai."
Dukaandaar-"Tardaar Dee aap dalat tamajh rahe hain..main bhee wohi bol raha hun...!"
Santa-"Oh ho..theek hai!"
Dukaandaar-"Aap ek tam tariye..turta theek hai to uske matching ka talwaar le jaiye.."
Santa-"Abey talwaar kyu..oh achha salwar bol raha hai, samjha. Theek hai mujhe sare suit dikhao main match karata hun..."
Dukaandaar-"Tardar di mere dukaan me harek Lu*d ta Ch**t hai, aapko toi pareshani nahin hogee..., boliye taun te Lu*d ka Ch**t dikhaun?"
Santa-"Abey biwi meri ghar par hai to tere paas uska Ch*t kaise ho sakta hai?"
Dukaandaar-"Aap fir dalat tamajh rahe hain...! Mere paas harek tarah ke ch**t hai...bataiye aapkee biwi ke Ch**t ka lu*d kaun sa hai?"
Santa baukhla jata hai-"yaha dikahu ya kahee aur chal ke dikhau ?"
Dukaandaar-"Yahee dithaiyega..aur tahee tyu dithaiyega?"
Santa agal bagal dekhta hai aur dukaandaar ke baat par dhyan naheen deta hai,par sare color dekhne ke baad bhee Santa ko koi matching color nahin milta hai,
Santa -' Oye tu hi bata kaun sa rang sabhee suit par chal jayega?"
Dukaandaar-"Tardar dee, ch**t me to kaisa bhee Lu*d ho..bahut achhaa lagta hai.....!"
Santa sochta hai ki Kala rang sab par khulta hai to kale rang ka suit dikhane ko kahta hai.
Dukaandaar-"Theek tocha, Ch**t me Tala hee tabse achhaa hai...fir aage toi dikkat nahi..!"