sher aur kutta....

[gookilendi man]

ek din gufa mai ek sher aur sherni "shataake-phataake" kar rahen hote hain.tabhi baaher se kutta awaaz lagata hai.."abe sher! maa ke laude ...baahar nikal".sherni kahti hai"are vo tumhe gaali de raha,jaa ke uski baja daalo" sher kahta hai"tum ch*dai mai concentrate karo,use gaali dene do".
fir kutta awaaz lagata hai"sher..g*ndfattu..baahar nikal".ab sherni se raha nahi jaata aur vo gusse mai ch*dai ch0d,sher se kahti hai"tum kuch nahi karte to main jaake uska kaam tammam karungi"
ab sherni kutte ke peeche lag jaati hai.kutta aage sherni peeche,kutta aage sherni peeche.ek pipe aata hai.kutta usme ghus ke doosri taraf se nikal jata hai.sherni pipe mai ghuste hee fas jaati hai.kuta ghoom ke aata hai aur sherni ki g*nd maar leta hai.kai ghanto baad sherni baahar nikalti hai.roti roti sher ke paas jaati hai aur kahti hai"oooooh,ooooh,oooooh,us kute ne meri gandiya maar lee".sher gusse may dahaadte hue kahta hai"bahan ki laudi..MANA KAR RAHA THA...3 BAAR MERI LE CHUKA HAI"

[gookilendi man]

aaa bhai...koi hai??? (dilip kumar style).koi points dedo is gareeb ko bhai..

[KaamDev]

Bhai sure n shot repeat hain, FZ pe aise joke bachte nahi hain, ling dhund ke khud hi apna royal treatment kar lo, is se pahle ki koyi paraya mard tumko haath lagaye. :tongue:

[Laundebaaz]

bahut badhia, bahut badhia

[funnyfaridabadi]

Bhai sure n shot repeat hain, FZ pe aise joke bachte nahi hain, ling dhund ke khud hi apna royal treatment kar lo, is se pahle ki koyi paraya mard tumko haath lagaye. :tongue:



:lol: :lol: :lol:

[gookilendi man]

kaam dev,royal treatment se toh mere kabz khul jaate hain...mujhe badi pasand hai royal treatment...bas apne l*nd ka dhyaan rakhna(maarna pesticides laga ke, apne laude par varna san jaaega tumhara phunnu meri radioactive tarango se)