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Pintoo
15th September 2006, 04:37 PM
main jab chota bachha tha...badi shararat karta tha.


chalo apney apney bachpan ke kissey post karte hain. maja aayega;;;

but ek baar main ek hi post karo :balloon:


Main jab bilkul 5-6 years ka tha , hum log ek remote village main rahtey they. jungle ke beech main. hamarey paas ek pyaara sa pomerian kutta tha, jo raat ko ghar ke bahar sota tha.

ek raat kuch shor sun ke neend khuli aur khidki se bahar dekha to kya dekha ki ek tendua ( Sachin nahin re....leopard waala), apney kuttey ko utha ke le ja raha tha.. subah bechaarey ke baal idhar udhar bikhrey huye miley :(

leleram
15th September 2006, 04:46 PM
hehe nice thread Pin2::clap:

Mere Pitaji Forest Department mein kaam karte they, now he is retired...humlog Papa ke saath allotted quarter mein hi rahte they....Uss waqt Papa ka transfer kisi ghane jungle wale ilake ke paas hua tha...bole to adiwasi ilaka...beehad jungle...aur jhinga lala karte junglee...main uss waqt bahut chhota tha...3-4 saal ka....:)

Main aas pados mein kahin bhatak raha tha....bole to adiwasi maid thi, usi ke ghar mein....aur waha ek bandar(kale muh wala) regularily aaya karta tha...bole to phamily bandar tha...

adiwasi log uss bandar se joon nikalwaya karte they...aur wo bandar joon nikal kar kha jata tha:eek:

to uss din pata nahi kaise Bandar mere baal se joon nikalne laga...aur kuchh der tak to main aram se baitha raha..fir jab maine uthh kar jaane ki koshish ki to uss harami bandar ne baanh pakad ke jabardasti bithaya aur ek jordaar chapat lagayi mere kaan ke neechey...:w00t:

I exactly Dont remember it myself...but log batate hain aisa huwa tha:D

Pintoo
15th September 2006, 04:52 PM
hehe nice thread Pin2::clap:

Mere Pitaji Forest Department mein kaam karte they, now he is retired...humlog Papa ke saath allotted quarter mein hi rahte they....Uss waqt Papa ka transfer kisi ghane jungle wale ilake ke paas hua tha...bole to adiwasi ilaka...beehad jungle...aur jhinga lala karte junglee...main uss waqt bahut chhota tha...3-4 saal ka....:)

Main aas pados mein kahin bhatak raha tha....bole to adiwasi maid thi, usi ke ghar mein....aur waha ek bandar(kale muh wala) regularily aaya karta tha...bole to phamily bandar tha...

adiwasi log uss bandar se joon nikalwaya karte they...aur wo bandar joon nikal kar kha jata tha:eek:

to uss din pata nahi kaise Bandar mere baal se joon nikalne laga...aur kuchh der tak to main aram se baitha raha..fir jab maine uthh kar jaane ki koshish ki to uss harami bandar ne baanh pakad ke jabardasti bithaya aur ek jordaar chapat lagayi mere kaan ke neechey...:w00t:

I exactly Dont remember it myself...but log batate hain aisa huwa tha:D



ohh Lele bhai ab samajh main aaya ki

1) tum Junglee Raja se itna pyaar kyun karte ho

2) tum photu main ganje kyun dikhtey ho...

sahi hai...sab samajh gaya yaar..

Pintoo
15th September 2006, 04:55 PM
I have heard a smilir thing about my maternal uncle ;

My grandmother's house was in a beautiful hill station and there was some land on which some vegetables were grown.

(Ab hindi main aa jata hoon)..

wahan le langoor bahut aatey they . wo saaley sab sabji etc ukhaad ke kha jaatey they. Ek baar mama ji langoor ko bhaganey ke liye pathhar maar rahey they ki ek bade se mote langoor ko guss aa gaya aur wo daud kar, ek jump main mamaji ke kandhe pe baith gaya, aur aisa jor ka jhaapad maara ki mamaji ke gaal pe poora palm print ban gaya aur 5-6 din tak blue hi raha :tongue_smilie:

Narad Muni
15th September 2006, 05:42 PM
mein jab 4 saal ka tha tab meine ek ladki ko aankh maari thi:tongue_smilie:aaj wo 1 bachey ki maa hai.:tongue:

Pintoo
15th September 2006, 06:28 PM
sab ko maloom hoga ki chotey bachhon ko polio, mumps, measels etc ke tike ( shots / injections) lagaye jaatey hain.

Jab hamarey school main bhi number aaya to apni to dar se halat kharaab thi ki daktar saab suyeee lagayenge. to bhai apan ne daud lagayee aur ek ped pe chadh gaya ...ki ab laga ke dikhao.

lekin..kuch seniors ne mere ko jabardasti nichey utaara aur fir..aur fir..:angry:

DreamWeaver
15th September 2006, 06:45 PM
nvr put naked fone wire in ur mouth.. if sum1 calls ur number, .... fone may not ring but.... evrything else will ring :( :(
i learnt d hard way wen i ws a kid...

DreamWeaver
15th September 2006, 06:59 PM
nvr cek petrol in bike with help of lited match-stik..

esp if its ur dad's bike :( :(

leleram
15th September 2006, 07:01 PM
nvr cek petrol in bike with help of lited match-stik..

esp if its ur dad's bike :( :(

:roar::roar::roar:

DreamWeaver
15th September 2006, 07:06 PM
electric air-pump fitted in an aquarium does NOT like water.. Its NOT a gud idea to hold it in 1 hand n pour water into the coil with othr to test the pump..
it may not pump water..but d shock may knock u out for a few minutes...

:( :( :(

bas bhai... no more now..
i need sum beer... :001_rolleyes:

leleram
15th September 2006, 07:09 PM
electric air-pump fitted in an aquarium does NOT like water.. Its NOT a gud idea to hold it in 1 hand n pour water into the coil with othr to test the pump..
it may not pump water..but d shock may knock u out for a few minutes...


bas bhai... no more now..
i need sum beer... :001_rolleyes:
:rofl: :rofl:

never be generous to ur pet fish in aquarium;) as i did.....:D

i fed them too much with the Fish diet(seeds) and all the fish in tank were discovered dead next morning:D

DreamWeaver
15th September 2006, 07:14 PM
never be generous to ur pet fish in aquarium;) as i did.....:D

i fed them too much with the Fish diet(seeds) and all the fish in tank were discovered dead next morning:D


i put 1kg tata namak n obviously d fish didn't take it too well... cos dey wer fresh water... :angry: :angry:

leleram
15th September 2006, 07:17 PM
i put 1kg tata namak n obviously d fish didn't take it too well... cos dey wer fresh water... :angry: :angry:
u marinade them well.......i guess:D

Pintoo
15th September 2006, 07:35 PM
:tongue_smilie: ek baar school main bada mast waakaya hua.

Koi janaab apney princila se milney ko aaye, Enfield le kar. Ab saarey bachhey bade gaur se Enfield ko dekh rahey they jo ki bahar compound main khadi thi aur maalik principal ke room main .

2-4 kaminey...badmaash shaitaan ladke ( in short lele type) ladke aaye aur petrol ka pipe kaat ke . niche ek dibba laga diya taaki petrol us main bhar jaaye.

lekin haaye ri kismat, saaal is ke pahele ki wo dabba nikaal paatey, maalik aa gaya aur usne pyaar se bike start ki aur chal diya.....bechaara school gate hi pahuncha ki bike band ho gayee...:tongue_smilie:

DreamWeaver
15th September 2006, 07:36 PM
dont write jai saddam hussain on top of ur GK answer-sheet.. esp wen GK teacher is also ur class-teacher :( she might call u on stage nex mornin durin assembly :( :(

Pintoo
15th September 2006, 07:44 PM
school time

board exams..

paper chaloo hai aur achaanak 2 ladke aapas main bhid padey ki kunji se nakal kaun maarega. ek bechaarey ne chalaaki se kunji haal main chipa rakhi thi aur doosrey ne..nikaal ke nakal shuru kar di.

ab bhayi jabardst ladayee...ek ne doosrey ki naak fod di ghutna maar ke...apan ne kisi tarah dono ko alag kiya, haath pair jode ki bhai aisa mat karo..saala hall seal ho gaya to sab log ka saal barbaad.

Agley din..

last paper..

school ka saare compound bhai log se bhara ...sab samaan le ke ladaiii ke liye tainaat...hocky , cycle ki chain, chakku,,,aur ek do kattey...mast mahaul tha.

Exam khatam aur apney main heros jaise hi bhar nikle...yuddhh aarambh ho gaya...jo mar kutayee machi hai ki mat poocho.

apan aur kuch doosrey relatively shareef ladke school ki chhat pe chadh gaye..aur lage fenkne..school ki chairs..tables wahan se niche...bada maja aaya :lmao:

ringgo
15th September 2006, 08:08 PM
Mein jab char sal ka tha shushu shushu karta tha, chalis sal baad bhi shushu shushu karta hoon.

leleram
15th September 2006, 08:13 PM
Eeent ka Jawab pathar se.....this was wat i did with a teacher in school...

woh hamare niti shiksha(Moral Science....Most boring subject) ke teacher they, to jab woh class mein ghum ghum kar(between aisles) niti shiksha ka path parha rahe they...hamare kuchh mitra jinhone pen ke dhakkan se imaginary bomb banana sikh liya tha...wo dheerey se unki G@nd ke paas Pen ka dhakkan band karte aur imaginary bomb fod kar muh se boom ki awaz nikalte...fir giggling shuru:rofl:
aisa thodi der tak chala..Master saab ko thoda shak huwa aur unhone ek khilkhilate huwe maasom se ladke ko pakad liya...(now that innocent guy was not a part of this Bomb Squad)..aur usko chappal nikal kar dho daala....

Ab humara krantikari khun khaul utha...aur humne iski shikayat headmistress se ki..magar jab hamari ek na suni gayi fir humne badla lene ki than li....

humare school ke bahar kaafi marshy land tha....wahan Flora and faunna bahut they...aur hamari khufiya jankari ke mutabik usmein se ek paudha khujli wale fal ka bhi tha :D
humne haatho per plastic chadha kar ek fal toda aur uske hairs...(powder type) nikal kar ussey master sahab ki cycle ki seat aur handle per laga diya...
khair ye sab humne lunch time mein kiya...aur chhutti ke waqt hum 3(main...rajguru aur chandrashekhar azad)ruk gaye nazara dekhne ke liye......aur Vande Matram ki tarz per thahake lagate huwe pakde gaye...and the end result was....wahi yaar jo ek krantikari ke sath hota hai faansi:hang:

Narad Muni
15th September 2006, 10:33 PM
Primary school ke Football Tournament ke liye hamari school ki team dusre distt gayi huyi thi,mein Team ka captain tha(7 saal tak captain rah chuka hoon aap puchogey kaise ? saririk sikshak ko pata ke rakhta tha aur bhai logo me apun hero tha:tongue: ).

hamari team me nanhe-munhe sipahi aur samne wali team me saale Unt jaise lambe-lambe.hamara PTI thoda extra smart tha issliye usne Position wala system bana rakha tha.Match suru ho chuka tha aur mein Midfielder position par khel raha tha.unhone hamare upar Goal daag diya aur mein Captain hone ke naate kaffi dabav bhi mahsus kar raha tha, mujhe aur to kuch idea nahi aaya aur meine apne sathiyo ko ektrit karke ye sikha diya ki saalo ki tang me tang daalo aise jeetana mumkin nahi hai.Meri party ne hukm ki tamil ki aur jo bhi fast bhagta hua aata ball ke upar gir padta.

match raffery ne dekh liya aur warning bhi di.magar ab to maza aane laga tha hame bhi.ball ke sath-sath doudtey aur bhai sahab ki tang me tang dal dete.
vipksi party behaal-pareshan. unhone bhi ab wo hi suru kar diya.
mera ek nanha munna dost ek gendey ke nichey aaya aur behosh ho gaya.

Hamare Gaon se match dekhne ke liye kuch samarthak aaye huye they unhone hud-dang macha diya aur football ka meidan meidan-a-jung me tabdil ho gaya.:tongue_smilie: :w00t: :laugh::getdrunk:

leleram
15th September 2006, 10:52 PM
mein Team ka captain tha(7 saal tak captain rah chuka hoon aap puchogey kaise ? saririk sikshak ko pata ke rakhta tha aur bhai logo me apun hero tha ).

:w00t::w00t:
tu bachpan se he aisa hai:tt2:

GodFather
15th September 2006, 10:59 PM
Mein jab char sal ka tha shushu shushu karta tha, chalis sal baad bhi shushu shushu karta hoon.

Wah wah, kaafi karamati ho bhai

Unglibaaz
15th September 2006, 11:22 PM
bahut hi badia thread hai bhai.. would like to share one of the tharki moments of my life..not intended to spoil the thread but couldnt resist to share this with you all..

to baat yeh hai ki jab mai 9th mai tha to hum kiraye ke ghar mai rahte the. City ke purane tang bajar mai hamara ghar tha.. hamara room first floor par tha aur makaan maalik nichay rahte the, makaan maalik ki chhoti bahu ka kamra first floor par tha...

uska bajar mai hi baaju ki kapde ki dukan waale ek ladke se tanka fit tha, pati sara din apni shop par rahta tha aur woh ladka inke ghar mai bahut ghul mil gaya tha.. ghar mai kisi ko kisi bhi tarah ka shakk nahi tha, bahar waalo ko pura shakk tha..

to baat yeh hoti thi, woh ghar ka sara kaam nipata ke around 11 baje subah us ladke ko bula leti thi upar apne kamre mai... us kamre ka ek darwaja hamare chhote store mai khulta tha. yeh darwaja band hi rahta tha.. darwaje ke upar roshandaan hota tha, jiski kaanch par unke kamre ki aur se white paint kia hua tha..

roshandaan ke ek kaune par white paint hataa hua tha.. mere chhutiyon ke din the, dimag mai naya naya jawani ka jalwa tha.. pappu tainat rahta tha... jab bhi uska aashik chupke se uske kamre mai ghusta, mai chupke se apne store mai ghusta... peti ke upar chadta aur roshandaan se najare dekhta, un dino mai yeh sab show live dekhta tha,[edited by EB]:D

ek din kya hua, unke ghar mai phir se paint hua, roshandaan pura cover ho gaya.. mere buray din shuru ho gaye, raha nahi jaata tha, ek din choro ki tarah unke room mai ghusa, aur roshandaan ka corner blade se khurch ke phir se saaf kar dia, aur phir se shuru ho gaya hamari youn siksha... :tongue_smilie:

kuchh mahino baad humne apna ghar le lia, agar mai wahan hota to mai bhi haath saaf kar chuka hota aur aaj unglibaaz naa hota :blink:

leleram
15th September 2006, 11:30 PM
kuchh mahino baad humne apna ghar le lia, agar mai wahan hota to mai bhi haath saaf kar chuka hota aur aaj unglibaaz naa hota
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Eshtyle Raja
16th September 2006, 12:49 AM
We appreciate all the members sharing their personal childhood moments here. This is ofcourse a very good thread. We request all members not to use vulger or curse words here.. This is not for fun all the time... We hope everyone understands. I edited some portion of UB's post.. and I appreciate him saying that he doesnt want to spoil the thread..

Please be away from using any vulger, personal or any bad comment..

EB :toast:

Eshtyle Raja
16th September 2006, 12:54 AM
one from me too

bachpan mai 1-2 mahino ki summar vacation hoti thi, school mai 2 mahine ka homework mil jata hai.. ab vacation pe kaun kaam kare, hum apni maasi ji ke ghar pathankot jaate the, sara din ghumna phirna, masti kood. kabhi koi homework nahi kia...

chhutiyan khatam, school ka pahla din.. class shuru aur sir ne homework check karna shuru kia... meri buri haalat ho gayi, ab kya karu.. thoda deemag ladaya aur shana ban ne ki koshish ki... itne saare student the to sir sabki copy ka last page hi dekh kar sign kar raha tha, maine chalaki karte hue ek khaali copy ke middle mai ek page ko bhar dia... aur lag gaya line mai..

ab thodi aur shanapanthi dikhane ki koshish karta hua mai line mai sabse last mai lagaa yeh soch kar ki apni baari aate aate class khatam hone wali hogi to jaldi jaldi mai nikal jaaunga..taange kaamp rahi thi phir bhi..:tongue:

apni baari aai, maine shaan se aakhir page sir ke aage kar dia.. umeed se ulta sir ne socha hoga ki aakhir student bacha hai to achhe se check karte hain. Lage panne palatne, dekha ki puri copy khaali thi... unki aankhein phati ki phati rah gayi..puri class ke saamne kass ke lapad padaaa..
:(
Moral of the story : Always stand in the middle of the row..:glare:

GodFather
16th September 2006, 01:48 AM
Bachpan kay din they bhai, umar kuch 5-6 kay beech. Bahut say bandon se dosti thi, gang thi apni. Ab us gang main ek tha ek number ka hamramkhor banda...gaali apnay ko aati nahin thi us ti me.. To bhaiya usnay mere ko ek gaali sikhai, 'bhosa...di waley' apney to uska matlab shatlab pata nahin tha...bas apney to bha gayi...lage chillanay, bhosa..di waley, bhosa..di waley, bhosa..di waley..ghar pahunchey aur apney badey bhai ko dekha kithchen main woh khana kha raha tha, maa roti bana rahi ti...lagey chillaaney apney bhai kay samney,looking towards him, bhosa..di waley bhosa..di waley...


bas sab mat poocho, maa kay haaath main garam chimta tha woh pada aur muh main daali gai ek chammach laaal mirch ka powder....abhi tak yaad hai.

leleram
16th September 2006, 03:31 PM
bhai log ek aur ghatna/durghatna yaad aa gayi bachpan ki:D

Yeh uss waqt ki baat hai jab hum class 6th mein they....aur uss waqt hamara group kaafi bada huwa karta tha....almost half of the boys in class were in our group....
to bhai log woh humare gaon ka ek chhota sa mission school huwa karta tha...lunch time per humein kahin bhi aane jaane ki chhoot thi....usually log ghar jakar khana khaya karte they...magar hum saare friends lunch time per kabhi gilli danda khelte they..to kabhi paas ke ber ke ped se ber todne jaya karte ya fir garmiyon mein aam todne

garmiyon ke din they...dhoop kaafi thi...aur school ke paas hi kisi sajjan ka naya ghar ban raha tha...construction aadhi ho chuki thi...magar beech mein hi kaam ruk gaya tha...Maybe money problem with the landlord....

anyway...to uss waqt humara favourite passtime tha....ghar ke chhat per chadh kar aur neechey reit per koodna... it was great feeling...i tell u...jumping from height of 20feet on sand is a great experience in itself...

magar uss din jab hum wahan pahunchey to dekha ki toilet tank jo ki ban chuka tha...usmein paani bhara tha.....(toilet tanks are made to retain water for a month or two..before laying the pipes and connented to toilet) uski gehrai lagbhag 12-13 feet rahi hogi...bilkul clear water....ab humaare shaitani dimag mein keeda aa gaya ki humne ismein nahane ka lutf uthhana hai...

humare ek friend ka ghar baajoo mein hi tha...uske ghar se rassi layi gayi(chupke se...u can understand) aur ek pillar se bandh kar rasii mein gaanth(knots) lagakar baki rassi daal di tank mein...uske baad hum friends nange hokar kood pade paani mein:D....khoob mauj masti ki....aur lunch break khatam hone ke baad wapas school laut gaye:)

Magar hamari class mein headmistress ka agaman huwa...aur chun chun kar unhone hum sabko bahar nikala aur class ke saamne blackboard ke paas khada kar diya....fir hamari jo beizzati ki.....ladkiyan bhi thi class mein...unke saamne kaha..."Nange hokar nahane mein tumhe sharm nahi aayi""..aur humare pichhwade per beint padi chaar chaar :)

BTW humein nahate waqt to sharm nahi aayi thi...magar poore class ke saamne jo lassi ki usmein bahut sharm aayi....when we tried to refute the charges...she beat us more...kyuki hum sabki aankhein paani ke andar rahne ki wajah se laal thi..:)

Baad mein pata chala ki humaare class ki kisi ladki ne ye sab dekh liya tha aur chugli kar di thi.....Later we come to know about that girl..uske baad humne usko bahut chidhaya...ki tu wahan kya kar rahi thi...aur tuney kis kis ko dekha tha:D

DreamWeaver
16th September 2006, 06:17 PM
ok another important lesson:
if u have a thakeli 20yr old fiat which is badly leaking break-fluid then u shud get it repaired asap and not jus keep refilling the fluid... also its a very bad idea to take such a car on highway at 1am in the night..
wen u r downhill at 80kmph with a signal not too far away with truks lined up.. it not a pleasant feeling when u push the break-pedal n it simply sinks into the floor n never comes back up... :oops: ..... :boom:

Mastikhor
16th September 2006, 08:07 PM
When we were in 7/8th standard, whenever anyone used to standup we used to put something under him .. like pen, ruler etc. So when the person used to sit, he would be startled and shout :D

One time someone put a ball pen with the nib facing upwards and the guy sat down quite fast. The pen tore his pant and entered his ahole. :w00t:

The guy was bleeding and had to be given medical treatement.

DreamWeaver
16th September 2006, 08:16 PM
When we were in 7/8th standard, whenever anyone used to standup we used to put something under him .. like pen, ruler etc. So when the person used to sit, he would be startled and shout :D

One time someone put a ball pen with the nib facing upwards and the guy sat down quite fast. The pen tore his pant and entered his ahole. :w00t:

The guy was bleeding and had to be given medical treatement.

i did the same but used a compass :(
it ws not a bulls eye but v cud see blood stains on d poor guys butt cheek..
he ws taken to MI room..
n meri bhot pitaai hui thi :hammer1:

DreamWeaver
16th September 2006, 08:23 PM
n d same guy suffrd 2nd time.. dis time due to blade trik.. wer v hold a blade btwn fingers n den shake hands..

uss bhai ne poore josh-farosh se haath mila liya.. so hard that evn i got minor cuts but uske haath pe deep long slit n blood tapa-tap...
is baar teacher ko complaint kar di gai... :( :(

Admin
16th September 2006, 10:11 PM
There are quite a few incidents...not all can be shared ;)

but i want to share one or two of them....

This happened when i was studying in a private computer institution. I had a reputation of a

intelligent, so i was given special privileges like access to staff library, unlimited practical

time without booking etc...so this pissed off some of the fellow students of my class..they were

looking for a way to score a point over me..

After sometime a gorgeous gal appointed as a lab assistance.. there was instant rise in demand

of extra practical sessions ( obviously during her job hours :D ). due to this demand i was

allowed to access staffroom PC ( :adore: to center manager). there i became friend with that

gal..we exchanged phone numbers (dont think too far :mad:) as it turned out she was good @ C language. we used to talk a lot about some of the technical things in C. My fellow students didnt know of this friendship...so they started like...she is so kewl so sexy...u'r the best here you could get her, ask her (a$$holes thinking abt a teacher like this :mad:). I ignored them and also told this wht they were telling :D she was annoyed..but then i told one of the friend the she was asking abt u. and i continue this for almost a month..he became so desperate and was in love with her...and the D-Day came...

it was monday, the lab was full ma'am was explaining the things how to proceed with today's session as usual i was sitting in the last that idiot was sitting in the middle. there were other students also who were doing their practice (there were 50 Comps in lab) suddenly our hero stood and told "Madam, I Love you". there was silence in the lab, ma'am was horrorstuck...she left the lab and started crying in the staff room while in the lab we were laughing like anything...he was taken to center manager and immediately expelled..but one thing was sad that maam also resigned immediately and i didnt have courage to tell her that he did that bcoz of me...she then married to a US based IT prof and went to US...we communicate via email n yahoo...but still she cant understand y someone would think of their teacher like that, and that still makes me feel guilty

DreamWeaver
18th September 2006, 05:25 PM
ha to bhai.. school time...
class monitor ek bechara dublaa patlaa sa ladka tha..
lunch hamara subeh hi khatam hojata tha isliye lunch-time me kuch kaam nahi hota tha.. saari larkiya as usual bada grup bana ke share karke khati n as usual khoob der tak batiyaati rehti thi.. so ham hatte katte log us monitor ko raam naam satya pose me ghumate (larkiyo ka khana khatam hone ki wait karte) or fir larkiyo ke aas paas hamara balance automatic bigad jata aur boom :D larkiya dukhi bhi hoti thi par maze bhi leti thi..
so ek baar hua yu ki 2-3 mast items ek saath beithi thi to hame zyada josh aaya aur humne is bhai ko poora upar chakk diya aur full 6ft height se bhai ko larkiyo ki disha me daag diya.. par is baar larkiya darr gai or ek jo main maal thi vo khadi ho gai.. vo khadi hui or is bhai ka haath seethe shirt mei.. bhai saab 3 button todte hue land hue table pe.. us ladki ka mooh kamse kam 4-5 second tak khula raha ki yeh kya hua or fir vo bhaagi bahar.. hamne baaki larkiyo ko apni sahanubhuti jatai..
uske baad monitor saab ki teacher ke samne peshi hui.. but amazingly hame kuch nahi bola gaya !! so unko sach mei lagta tha ki hamara balance kharab ho jata hai :tongue: :tongue:

Narad Muni
18th September 2006, 06:06 PM
Bachpan me Mujhe TV par movie dekhne ka shouk kuch zyada hi tha(jaise aajkal Captain bhai ko hai) aur khaskar Action movie dekhne me bada maza aata tha.

Mere dil me bhi ye hasrat thi ki hum bhi ek story banate hai aur uss par film banate hai..aur ghar par jakar TV par dekhengey.
sabne ek peepal ke ped ke niche meeting rakhi,meine story to pahle hi teyyar karke rakh di thi magar ab hamare bich me iss baat par jhagda ho gaya ki Hero kon banega...saale sab ladne lage aur baat yaha tak pahunch gayi ki Film Cancle, magar mera to wo ek sapna tha ki film banani to banani. aakhir me ye tay hua ki jo bhi Heroien ko lekar aayega wo hero banega, kuch ladke gaye class me aur bole kya tum Meri film me kaam karogi....sabne maar khayi.ab mere ek sohni kudiya(Neha) pahle se hi achi dost thi..usko meine bola ki yaar ek do scene hai kar do na, vaise bhi zyadatar scene to Action ke honge.
saale ab Gunde ban-ne ke liye bhi ladne lage.....har baat par shirt ki button tod dete they.
ab Camera kon layega ? Director kon hoga....inn baton par bhi hamne vichar-vimrash kiya aur dheere-dheere sab kuch sahi hone laga.
sabne apni-apni samjhdaari dikhayi aur poora sahyog dene ka Vada kiya.
Mera ek dost tha uske papa ka ek studio's tha......saala ghar se chori-chupke Video shooting wala (Panasonic)Camera uthakar le aaya aur mujhe bola ki agle sunday ko shooting suru karte hai.

Mein bhi uss din ban-thankar pahunch gaya ussi peepal ke ped ke niche jaha shooting suru hone wali thi.
Meri Neha(oye yaaro abhi bhi sarir me sirhan si doud uth-ti hai uska naam lekar) bhi ghar se bahane banakar aa gayi hamare sath. kuch asamajik tatav saale usko chida bhi rahe they...ab pahla hi scene fighting ka scene tha.

Light..Camera...Action...(scene kuch yu tha ki)........
Neha ko hath me Kitab lekar chupchap camere ke aage se gujarana tha aur kuch gundo dwara usko chedna tha...(saalo ne pata nahi kaha-kaha hath lagaya meri Neha ko).....ab apun ki Entry hoti hai aur aate hi Gundo ki dhunayi suru....(bollywood me nakli fighting hoti hai ye hame malum nahi tha) saalo ko laato-ghuso se itna thoka itna thoka ki usme se kuch to Camera man ke pass jakar beth gaye.
ab hero ko maar khani thi...(wo jo gunde they aur mujhse maar khakar Cameraman ke pass jakar beth gaye they wo issi pal ka intzaar kar rahe they)saalo ne meri aisi dhunayi ki aisi dhunayi ki naani yaad aa gayi....(hamara jo director tha wo bhi saala kud pada kisi purani baat ka badla lene ke liye)

Issi bich mein ye kahna chahta hoon ki waha gaon walon ki bhi khadi bheed jama ho chuki thi.

ab Hero ko Neha ko Banho me lena tha aur Peepal ke ped ke ird-gird ghumna tha........(song konsa tha malum hai--ataraiya pe sona kabootar rey)
dheere dheere 2-4 retake ke baad wo scene bhi poora ho gaya.

tabhi meine dekha ki Cameraman,Director sahab,spot-boy sab chappal wahi chhodkar Kheto ki taraf bhag rahe hai.....meine palatkar dekha to Neha ke Dada ji hath me lath lekar ghoorte huye meri taraf hi aa rahe they.

meine bhi bhagne ki koshish ki thi magar Gaon walon ke Sahyog se mein bhag nahi paaya aur aage aap sab jante hai kya hua hoga......................:tongue:
ahaaaaaaaa uiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii maaaaaaaaaaaa
:tongue_smilie: aur uss Great movie ki clip aaj bhi mere pass hai:thumbup:

Pintoo
18th September 2006, 06:13 PM
i did the same but used a compass :(
it ws not a bulls eye but v cud see blood stains on d poor guys butt cheek..
he ws taken to MI room..
n meri bhot pitaai hui thi :hammer1:


ye compasss in a$$ waala kissa hamari class main bhi hua tha...5th ya 6th class

Pintoo
18th September 2006, 06:27 PM
Hmm...sachhi ...bada maja aa raha hai...yaar sahi kissey nikal rahe hain.;;

..ye baat un dino ki hai jab main 8th class main tha. English ka achha student tha. Aur hamarey jo master saheb they english ke wo bade kadak aadmi they ..sab bachhon ki un se phatti thi. ek daur aisa aaya jab massab ne bachho ko khud se peetna band kar diya. ab woh kisi ek ko appoint kar dete they pitayee ke liye.

ek din class main woh sab se ek chapter padhwa kar words ko translate karwa rahey they. Meri baari aaye to saala ek word ka mere ko meaning nahin aaya....bas seat pe khada kar diya gay. Mere baad 3-4 aur bhi bechaarey usi word pe atak gaye. Ab saala 3-4 seat pichhe ek ladke ne meaning bata diya to usko responsibility mili sabko jhapad lagaaney ki. Saaley ne sab ko kas kas ke lagaya. (Massab ki aadat thi ki jab tak wo thappad ke asar se satisfied nahin hote..bechaarey victim ke gaal pe repeat karwaaya jaata tha.)

ab ..saala gussey se mera paara chadah hua tha ki 2 tukke ke bande ne mere ko maara. thodi der main wo saala ek word pe atak gaya aur apana ne sahi translate kiya. Ab badla lene ki baari aaye...aur baaki ladkon ko to apan ne time paas ke liye thappad laga ke formality kar daali....lekin jab is bhai ka number aaya ...to bhai jo kheench ke diya usko..saala bench se nichey gir pada aur 3 din tak blue-black gaal le kar school aata tha....sachhi...kya aawaaj huyee thi ;)

dil se gussey ka saara gubaar nikal gaya:angry:

Pintoo
18th September 2006, 06:57 PM
Bachpan…waah kya din they who..

Jab main ek gaon main rahta tha…wahan pe tattoo (mules) istemaal kiye jaatey they ghar bananey ka samaan dhoney ke liye. Mere chotey se (4-5 saal ke ) dil main bade armaan hottey they ki ghode ki sawaari karon. Ab hilly area main raasta kehton se jaata hai…aur khet steps ki tarah ek ke upar ek kar ke hotey hain

Sab mules raastey se gujartey they to ek khet ki munder se aap un pe baith saktey they…so maine udhar pe position le li ki ab koi tattoo aayega to main us par baith jaoonga. Ab jab time aaya to apni thora dark e maarey khisak gayee….aur apan hadbadi main ek aise ghode pe jump kar baithey jo saala lot main sab se haraami aur ujjadd tha.

Bas…us saaley ne jo idhar udhar uchhhala aur ghumaaye mere ki mat poocho. Meri ro ro ke aur chilla ke halat patlee ho gayee…kisi tarah ghode waaley ne mere ko nichey utaara…

leleram
18th September 2006, 07:16 PM
bhai log..once made an electric model for science exhibition wen was in class 6th....that model was ek side se jalaao doosre side se bujhao....

but later, after the exhibition was over, used that model as third degree torture room for rats and bugs....unko electrocute karne mein bada maja aata tha...

ek din woh model galti se Plug karke hum school chale gaye(i was in hostel...)aur warden ne aakar kuchh chhedkhani ki...aur jordaar jhatke lage usey...

baad mein pitayi bhi huyi...aur saare sockets nikalwa diye gaye hostel se...even walkman/radio sun na bhi band ho gaya :(

BTW ek baar ek chuhe ne mujhe kaat liya tha....pehle usko kisi tarah pakad kar (dont know if it was the same ba$tard or some of its kin) uski poonch mein dhaga bandhkar ulta latkaya...fir Uski G mein maachis ki tilli daalkar sulga diya....jab fir bhi nahi maraa to uske sath bidi bomb bandhakar chhod diya...fir bhi nahi huwa to usko blade se kaat kaat kar tukde tukde kar diye :blink:(i still wonder ki main itna jallad kaise ban gaya tha)

DreamWeaver
19th September 2006, 01:20 PM
ye choohe salle hote hi harami hain.. :tongue: :tongue:
inpar rehem khana bada mushkil hai..
me genrlly cheenti bhi nahi marta tha par in salle chooho pe mene bhi bhot zulm kiye.. like candle se hot wax tapkana, poonch jalana, poonch pe bomb bandh ke phodna, dooba ke maarna, electric chair, fan se latka ke ghumana, 3-4th floor se neeche crash land karvana etc. etc. :blink: :blink:

Pintoo
19th September 2006, 01:49 PM
yaar choohey log pe to apan ne bhi kayee saarey atyaachaar kiye hain...


Delhi main...ek baar subah 4 baje ek saala mota sa chuha trap main pakada gaya..aur shor machaney laga. meri neend khul gayee aur isi gussey main apna ko shaitaani idea aaya..

Diwaali waali ek maahtaab ( fuljhadi ki behen) nikaali...jalaayaa aur saaley kaminey ko us ki fuhaaron se roast kar daala..

:banana2:

DreamWeaver
19th September 2006, 02:04 PM
........
Diwaali waali ek maahtaab ( fuljhadi ki behen) nikaali...jalaayaa aur saaley kaminey ko us ki fuhaaron se roast kar daala..

:banana2:

:scared::scared::scared:

zaalim singh :blink: :blink:

Narad Muni
19th September 2006, 02:07 PM
Ek baar kya hua tha ki hamare ek Mahindra Classic 4x4 jeep hua karti thi,uss par ek Driver rakha hua tha.wo pahle Tractor chalaya karta tha aur Poora Dehati tha....halanki hum bhi gaon me rahte they issliye hum bhi dehati huye magar Dada ji gaon ke Sarpanch they aur Jameen-jaydaad zyada hone ke karan mein ek Youvraj ki tarah ladla tha.ek din mein apne driver ke sath ek shadi se khana khakar vapas aa raha tha aur meine usko gaadi ek paan ki dukan wale ke pass rokne ko kaha aur meine utar kar ek pepsi li aur peene laga,meine usko bola aap piyogey to wo bola nahi bhai mujhe nahi pina kuch.
raste me aate-aate wo mujhse bola ki ye ke cheze hove hai bhaya. meine bola isko angrezi daru boltey hai angrezi daru.usne kaha yaar ye aap log daru kyu peete hai.....?fal-fruit khao sarir majboot hoga. meine kaha agli baar nahi piyunga yaar.
meine iss tarah baat ko mazak me samjhkar uda diya aur usne 1-2 din ke baad jab mein ghar par nahi tha tab extra samjhdaari dikhate huye ye baat Ghar tak pahuncha hi di.pata nahi saala kya-kya bola mere baare me.

by the way ussi din mera ek ladki ke bhai ke sath lafda ho gaya kyunki ladkiya to apun ke upar marti thi....mein class me sabse piche beth-ta tha aur mere aage uss ladki ka bhai.class chal hi rahi thi ki uss ladki ke bhai ne mujhe bola ki mein uski bahan ko kabhi sidhi nazro se na dekhu. meri party ke kuch logo ne sun liya aur dheeme-dheeme muskrane lage......meine usko bola ki dekh bhai Nazare mein jhuka nahi sakta teri bahan ko hi bol de ki wo mujhse nazare na milaye, uss ladke ne mujhe gaali di bola ki mein tere ko dekh lunga…aisa kar dunga..aisa kar dunga.
Ab bhai meine to ye than liya ki isko aaj chhutti hote hi thokna hai chahe kuch bhi ho jaaye, meine apni batalian ko ready hone ko kaha aur 100%nischay kar liya ki aaj iski dhunayi karni hai.
School ki ghanti bajte hi hum uss peepal ke ped ke niche zama ho gaye aur hath me Babool aur khejdi ki kanto wali tahniya lekar usko dekhte hi toot pade. Zamkar dhunayi ki aur jab kuch ladko ke bich bachav se wo bhagkar chhuta to aage jakar phir saala galiya bakne laga, aur bola ki aaj mein tere ghar par shikayat kar dunga.
Ghar par shikayat ka naam sunte hi apne to perro ke niche se jameen khisak gayi, Mujhe kato to ab khoon nahi wali halat ho gayi.
Kisi tarah darte-darte mein ghar pahuncha aur Basta apne room me dheere se patak kar Bathroom me hath muhh dhone chala gaya, mein jyohi bathroom se bahar nikla…..aur samne nazara dekha to dekhkar awaak rah gaya.
Meri Mummy Bua aur Daadi ji. Mein kuch bol pata isse pahle hi mummy ne kheench ke ek chanta jad diya gaal ke upar, mein rone laga magar unnhone iss par koi dhayan nahi diya aur sabne khoob jamkar pitayi ki aur Ghar me jitne member they sabne apun ki dhunayi kar daali aur mein rote-rote kahne laga ki meine kuch nahi kiya meine kuch nahi kiya.jhootmooth acting karte huye jameen par gir pada jaise mein behosh ho gaya hoon. Ab wo hi log SEVA karne ke liye doud pade.
Koi doctor ko bulane ka kah raha tha to koi muhh par pani chidak raha tha. Aur mein sun raha tha ki daadi ji mummy ko dant rahi thi ki tujhe bache ko itni zorr se nahi marna chahiye.
Issi bich mummy boli ki mein marti nahi to kya karti ye iss umar hi sharab pine laga hai bada hokar kya karega ?
Tab mere kaan ke niche zoon rengi aur meine socha ki mazra kuch aur hai.aur issi bich mein mokke ka fayda uthakar bhag gaya waha se kheto me aur sham tak ghar nahi aaya issi bich meri khoj hone lagi aur wo saala Driver khojta khojta mere pass aaya aur bola Ashok bhayya mein maffi chahta hoon.
To mein kaha kis baat ki bhaiyya maaffi to bola ki yaar meine tumhare uss din sharab pine ki baat sabko bata di thi.
Tab mujhe samajh me aaya ki issi sale ki bevkoofi se meri aaj dhunayi huyi hai mein to ye soch raha tha ki shayad uss ladke ne ghar aakar shikayat kar di hogi.
Tab jakar raat me ghar walo ko ye baat batayi ki meine Sharab nahi pi thi wo to Thanda tha Thanda.
Tab jakar sab logo ke kaan khade huye aur uss Driver ko kosne lage.
Aur jab sab log raat ka khana khane bethe to Sister aakar chidane lagi ki Bhaiiya zyada to nahi lagi na.
Aur dusre din sabse pahle jakar uss ladke se meine maffi mangi aur wada kiya ki aainda kabhi bhi uski bahan ki taraf aankh uthakar bhi nahi dekhunga. Wo mera aaj sabse best friend me se ek hai.:lmao: :thumbup:

leleram
19th September 2006, 02:10 PM
kisi ne apne pet parrot ko daaru pilaya kabhi:D
i loved that parrot....it was a buddy....kisi aur ne ungal ki to kaat kar khoon nikal deta...but mere haath per baith kar aram se rehta....it was named gabbar singh....kaise bhi cage mein daalo...10 din mein pinjare se bahar :blink:
ghar per koi naya prani(mehman) dekh kar chal hat chal hat shuru kar deta::D

ek baar cage mein se nikal kar bahar matargashti kar raha tha....ek billi ki buri najar pad gayi aur:cry1:

Pintoo
19th September 2006, 02:13 PM
kisi ne apne pet parrot ko daaru pilaya kabhi:D
i loved that parrot....it was a buddy....kisi aur ne ungal ki to kaat kar khoon nikal deta...but mere haath per baith kar aram se rehta....it was named gabbar singh....kaise bhi cage mein daalo...10 din mein pinjare se bahar :blink:
ghar per koi naya prani(mehman) dekh kar chal hat chal hat shuru kar deta::D

ek baar cage mein se nikal kar bahar matargashti kar raha tha....ek billi ki buri najar pad gayi aur:cry1:

Tabhi se lele billiyon ka dushman ban gaya..

DreamWeaver
30th September 2006, 07:02 PM
ok 1 more..

pitaji paints/chemicals ka kaam karte they.. so lots of stuff in boxes, drums etc was stored at home.. It ws summer time n my father's friend came home in the afternoon wen i ws alone. He had come from another city n wantd to return soon.. he had come to pikup sum chemical n askd if i knew wer it ws kept..
i said i dunno but will try.. :award:
altho i didn't know shit abt d stuff..
now.. i hd alwys seen my fathr dat wenevr he wantd to identify a chemical he wud smell it..
so garmi ke din.. chil-chilatee dhoop mei bahar 2-3 drum padey they.. ek nikala.. dhakkan jaam tha.. mayb kaafi time se nahi khula tha.. screw-driver se khola.. naak dhakkan ke paas leke gya.. bas uske baad kuch yaad nahi.. :no: :no:

jab aankh khuli to mei palang pe leta hua tha aur sare ados-pados ke log charo taraf khade they.. Pitaji office se aa chuke they aur haath mei haldi vale doodh ka glass leke khade they.. aur vo uncleji kuch relieved se lag rahe they.. :tongue:

leleram
30th September 2006, 07:12 PM
well... i wanted to become a famous scientist....jisne bade bade awishkar kiye ho, chemistry mein thoda kachcha tha, magar lagan thi kuchh kar dikhane ki, LAB mein ek din lab assistant kahin chala gaya...to maine kuchh naya awishkar karne ke liye concentrated acids aur do char unknown chemicals milakar badhiya formulae taiyaar kiya.... which when heated, it could fail all liquid bombs:D

End Result : a blast in test tube/haath mein jalan/kaan laal:)
kisi ko bhi budding scientist ki izzat hi nahi....tabhi saale yahan achhey scientist paida nahi hote:cursing:

Mastikhor
30th September 2006, 07:24 PM
Chemistry lab adventures ka alag se thread hona chahiye .. I think everyone must have had unique experiences in chemistry lab.

Ek baar humara practical chal raha tha ... and we had to mix to acids and heat then ... one concentrated and another dilute.

Ek intellegent ladki ne dono acids concentrated mix kiye .. and started heating. The test tube started vibrating and the mixture went straight up in the air and landed on the girl's arm.

Luckly it was winter season and she was wearing a sweater. Sweater jal gaya lekin uski skin ko kuch nahi hua.

:w00t:

DreamWeaver
30th September 2006, 07:47 PM
Delhi ki kahani hai..
new years eve its pretty cold so our midnite party on the terrace was not possible unless v had a bonfire..
bonfire sounds simple but findin enuf firewood is a pain..
dat particular year v ran out of all doors/trees/other wooden public property to burn..
my padosi who ws a gud friend too.. his fathr had stord an old sofa-set in the stairs.. :D

v got desperate in d evening n decided d sofa had to go..
sent dat friend away to fetch othr stuf.. n rest of d gang got onto breakin d sofa into tiny pieces so it cud not b recognised..

raat ko 2 baje jab bonfire ki aag thandi hone lagi.. tab us dost ko raaz ki baat batayi gai.. :001_rolleyes:

later he ws shown cool fotos of him dancing around d bonfire of his own sofa ;)

he is stil a gud friend :arabia:

Pintoo
30th September 2006, 08:38 PM
achha ab meri baari ;)

main chota tha,,,aur deewali main mere bade bhai log pathake control kartey they. hum log chat pe pathake chuda rahey they..3 ghar door ek family main 2 badi ladkiyaan thi...mere bhai log ki age ki hongi. unhone mere ko bola ki hmko bhi ek do pathake do na...to bas mere bhai ne ek rocket jalaya aur uni direction main bhej diya...wo rocket unki chat pe bane ek structure main atak gaya aur poora jaleny ke baad fat gaya..

...dono ladkiyon ne jo chillaya hai...bas maja aagaya:lol:

Dengu
9th March 2009, 03:18 PM
khod diya,,,ab naye fundoos bhi batayenge kuch ki nahi :D

leleram
8th September 2009, 02:26 PM
TG saab ne fawda de ke fir se khudwaya:D

mastraam
8th September 2009, 02:46 PM
jab hum Orissa mein thay aur DVM mein padhtay thay, class 3 mein 1 supriya madam thin..badi kaidi maal thi..mhaaraa dil aa gayaa madam pe..hum unke galay mein baanhe dal ke latak jaate thay aur mamme chooo lete kabhi daba dete halke se..wo sochtin ki bachcha hai..apun mazaa lete thay :D:D:D

TG:HL
8th September 2009, 02:48 PM
TG saab ne fawda de ke fir se khudwaya:D

abe ,

aise jaane kitne mast threads dabe pade hain khai mein ...

bahar aane do saare ke saare .

:banana:

Spitfire
8th September 2009, 03:04 PM
New Delhi (AFCS Delhi Cantt) : We had school leaving farewell party to class XI in school at night in Hostel dining hall.

As planned, a whistle was blown and all guys took position in front of their chicks. At second whistle, the main switch was turned 'OFF' and all guys caught their gals and enjoyed for a minute during which time, the Hostel Housemaster turned 'ON' the mainswitch.

Next working day, class X students had a serious workout. It was later revealed that school decided not to hold any further night parties.

TG:HL
8th September 2009, 03:28 PM
hummmm...

Same here but ...

Mai ne uss ek minute mein apni wali ke saath kuchh nahi kiya ( wo to kabhi bhi kiya jaa sakta tha ) lekin unn 2 - 3 kudiyon ki choochiyaan zaroor dabai jin par dil aaya hua tha ....

:ola:

Dengu
9th September 2009, 01:04 AM
hummmm...

Same here but ...

Mai ne uss ek minute mein apni wali ke saath kuchh nahi kiya ( wo to kabhi bhi kiya jaa sakta tha ) lekin unn 2 - 3 kudiyon ki choochiyaan zaroor dabai jin par dil aaya hua tha ....

:ola:

:unsure:

bhau jab aap 11 th mein the un dino aaisi fairwell india ke kaun se school mein di jaati thi???:scared:

Yeda Anna
9th September 2009, 01:46 AM
:unsure:

bhau jab aap 11 th mein the un dino aaisi fairwell india ke kaun se school mein di jaati thi???:scared:

khayalon mein :rolleyes1:

TG:HL
9th September 2009, 08:37 AM
:unsure:

bhau jab aap 11 th mein the un dino aaisi fairwell india ke kaun se school mein di jaati thi???:scared:

Nainital mein ...

:)

Spitfire
9th September 2009, 11:01 AM
:unsure:

bhau jab aap 11 th mein the un dino aaisi fairwell india ke kaun se school mein di jaati thi???:scared:

Hum ne to apne schooool ka naam aur location bhi chep dee hai

PAPPU PAGER
13th September 2009, 02:27 PM
here are some Pappu heroics in childhood
Mein mushkil se 4 - 5 saal ka raha hoonga ...... ek neighbour ki ladki thi mere hi umer ki ......... hum dono bahut khelte the ...... ek din ek naya khel invent ho gaya ..... shikari ....... ek jan gun chalata aur doosra bhagta ...... goli lag jane par ek jan doosre ka operation karke goli nikalte the ..... lekin pappu ke keede jag gaye aur meine use kaha ki kapde utar kar operation karenge ....... aur phir khel chalu ho gaya band bathroom ke ander ...... ek baar meine uska operation kar dala aur jhadoo ki seekh uske galat jagah pe daal di ...... doosre din uske ghar gaya tow uske baap ne mere kan ke neeche baja dali ........ tow badme samajh mein aya ki uska woh hissa sooj gaya tha aur use doctor ke paas le jana pada tha :001_rolleyes:

greatalok
13th September 2009, 02:40 PM
@Pappu :roar::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Mastikhor
13th September 2009, 03:05 PM
here are some Pappu heroics in childhood
Mein mushkil se 4 - 5 saal ka raha hoonga ...... ek neighbour ki ladki thi mere hi umer ki ......... hum dono bahut khelte the ...... ek din ek naya khel invent ho gaya ..... shikari ....... ek jan gun chalata aur doosra bhagta ...... goli lag jane par ek jan doosre ka operation karke goli nikalte the ..... lekin pappu ke keede jag gaye aur meine use kaha ki kapde utar kar operation karenge ....... aur phir khel chalu ho gaya band bathroom ke ander ...... ek baar meine uska operation kar dala aur jhadoo ki seekh uske galat jagah pe daal di ...... doosre din uske ghar gaya tow uske baap ne mere kan ke neeche baja dali ........ tow badme samajh mein aya ki uska woh hissa sooj gaya tha aur use doctor ke paas le jana pada tha :001_rolleyes:

:roar: :roar:

Aapko bachpan se hi ungli karne ki aadat hai :D

PAPPU PAGER
13th September 2009, 05:50 PM
:roar: :roar:

Aapko bachpan se hi ungli karne ki aadat hai :D

Bachpan se hi Rehmani Sulemani keedein hain......... khair aur bhi kisse hain phursat se likhoonga :)

PAPPU PAGER
14th September 2009, 07:48 PM
Pappus Roket experiments

mein 10 - 12 saal ka tha tab ki baat hai....... diwali ka waqt tha hum sab chat pe jake phatake chalaya karte the........keedien jag uthe tow ek rocket ko batli mein dala aur brick ke sahare batli slant karke rakhi aur jala diya .......pehle tow kooch doori tak rocket slant gaya........phir neeche ki aur mud gaya aur ek neighbour ke living room mein gaya.........thodi der bad waha rocket bomb phuta aur woh room prakashmayi ho gayi......kuch cheekhein sunayi di........lekin uske baad hum log bhag gaye.

aur ek baar karamat sujhi tow rokect pe sutli bomb rassi se bandh ke roket aur us bomb ki sutli saath mein jod di..........socha roket uss bomb ko upar leke jayega aur asman mein bada blast hoga ........ lekin bomb ka wajan jyada tha......jiski wajah se roket tow udd hi nahi paya aur woh bomb wahi neeche phat gaya......roket ki batli ke tukde idhar udhar ud gaye.......nasib se humein nahi lage

gfb
20th January 2011, 10:14 PM
Ek meri taraf se. I hope new members will add their own experiences.

Bachpan mein patang udane ka bahut shauk tha. Maanjha aur charakhri hamesha ghar mein rahti thi. Ek din ghar mein ek chuha maara. Ghar se dur fenk kar aana tha par ek shararat soojhi. Mare hue chuhe ki poonch mein maanjha baandh diya aur apne first floor ki balcony se niche zameen mein latka diya, khoob saari dheel deke, aur intezaar karne laga. Thodi der mein ek kauwa aaya aur chuhe ko chonch mein daba kar ud gaya. Mai bhi dheel deta gaya. Thoda uppar hawa mein jaane ke baad maine dor kheench li. Chuha kauwe ki chonch se nikal kar zameen par wapas girne laga. Kauwa ekdum hadbada gaya aur betarteeb sa hawa mein pankh maarne laga. Usey samajh mein nahi aaya ki hua kya. Wo dubara chuha uthane nahi aaya. Thode intezaar ke baad dusra kauwa aaya. Same story. 3-4 baad aisa hi karne ke baad bore ho gaya toh chuhe ko maanjhe se tod kar dur fenk aaya.

GodFather
20th January 2011, 10:20 PM
Agar Maenka Gandhi nay sun liya na to tumhari khair nahin

gfb
20th January 2011, 10:38 PM
Agar Maenka Gandhi nay sun liya na to tumhari khair nahin

I know. Mujhe kauwe par aisa zulm nahi karna chahiye tha. :p

Icchadhaari Baba
20th January 2011, 11:23 PM
baat kaafi purani hai , that time i was in class 9, me and my friend Sanjeev , ...........dono chup-chup ke beede pite they, ek din wo apney ghar se beedi chura ke laata , ek din main le jaata.....

jis colony main hum rahtey they, wahan sab hum ko jaantey they ....isliye hamesha hume aisi jagah ki talaash rahti jahan koi na dekhey .............
colony main hi ek paani ki bahut badi tanki thi ..jiska use band ho chuka tha , kai saalo se wo tanki sookhi hui thi or tanki per madhumakkhi ke chhattey lagey huye they...
raat ka samay tha sanjeev bola beede peeney chaltey hain, mainey poocha kahan jaana hai ?..........wo bola tunki ke ooper baith ke piyengey ,,then i said ki koi dekh lega , wo bola tanki ka dhakkan khool ke ander baith ke piyengey ,
hum dono tanki ke ooper chad gaye , first time main tanki pe chada tha ,wahan se poori colony dikha rahi thi ,charo taraf ujaala tha .........sanju bola abey jaldi se tanki ke ander aa ja ,koi dekh lega ......tanki ke ander ek seedi lagi hui thi , kabootar ka ghonsla bhi tha , main tanki main ghus gaya or sanju seedi pe hi baith gaya ....hum beede peney lagey...........................
jab hum tanki pe chad rahey they tab sanju ke dady ne dekh liya tha ..wo mota sa danda lekar peechey-peechey tanki pe chad gaye .
ooper pahunch ke unhone awaaj lagai ...sanjeev---sanjeev.
hamari jaan sookh gayi, socha aaj sahi kutaai hogi, hum bilkul chupchaap tanki ke ander hi baithey rahey .............tanki ke ander bilkul andhera tha, sanju ke papa ne machish jali or haath tanki ke ander daal ke dekhna chaha to sanju ne phoonk mar ke bhuja di , 4-5 baar aisa hi hua , phir sanju ke papa bole shayad yahan koi nahi hai , mai wapis jaata hu .............
10 min. tak bilkul sannata, mainey sanju se kaha shayad tere papa chale gaye , ab hum ko bhi nikalna chahiye, wo bola pahley tu bahar jaa ke dekh ki gaye ya nahi , mai bahar aa gaya bahar koi nahi dikh raha tha ...sanju tanki se aadha bahar nikal kar bola .. mera baap gaya kya .?......uskey papa dhakkan ke peechey chup ke baithey they , unhoney sanju ki kamar pe danda maara or bole.. tera baap yahan hai ...............us din hum dono ki bahut pitaai hui .................

gfb
20th January 2011, 11:45 PM
...sanju ke papa ne machish jali or haath tanki ke ander daal ke dekhna chaha to sanju ne phoonk mar ke bhuja di ...

:roar: And you thought that sanju's dad did not realise why matchsticks were blowing out!!! :roar: BTW, I was expecting madhumakhkhis to play an important role.

Icchadhaari Baba
21st January 2011, 12:36 AM
BTW, I was expecting madhumakhkhis to play an important role.

gfb bhai madhumakhkhi ka humare jeevan main bahut aham role raha hai ..kabhi mood bana to zaroor sunayengey

GodFather
21st January 2011, 01:00 AM
gfb bhai madhumakhkhi ka humare jeevan main bahut aham role raha hai ..kabhi mood bana to zaroor sunayengey

Baba jee, aap mood banatey hain..mere ko laga woh factory main banta hai

Yeda Anna
21st January 2011, 02:14 AM
Baba jee, aap mood banatey hain..mere ko laga woh factory main banta hai

:roar: :roar:

:adore:

Icchadhaari Baba
21st January 2011, 12:28 PM
Baba jee, aap mood banatey hain..mere ko laga woh factory main banta hai
Pitamah , factory main mood nahi Moods banta hai :smile:

gfb
21st January 2011, 03:30 PM
gfb bhai madhumakhkhi ka humare jeevan main bahut aham role raha hai ..kabhi mood bana to zaroor sunayengey

Mood banane ke liye :toast:. Jaldi se mood banayein. Hum besabri se madhumakkhiyon waala vaakya sun-ne ke intezaar kar rahe hain.

GodFather
21st January 2011, 08:42 PM
Pitamah , factory main mood nahi Moods banta hai :smile:

Baba jee, ek ka to Mood hi banta hai..aap aur logo kay banatey ho to phir moods bantey hongey ;) ;)

Dengu
15th March 2013, 12:26 PM
Digging up :D

baba mood banao :D