leleram
14th February 2006, 04:43 PM
Ek baar Laloo aur Rabri apni wedding anniversary mana rahe
thay. Tab Laloo ne Rabri se poocha "Ari o humri Darling, tanik ek tho baat poochat hu, sach sach batana humko.. ..tum itne saalon mein, humre saath kitne baar unfaithful hui hai re?"
Rabri ne kaha agar bataongi toh gussa karonge. Toh Laloo bola, "Nahi humri baby, hum God ka promise khaata hoo, gussa nahin na karoonga."
Toh woh boli - sirf 3 baar.
"Accha , kab kab? Humko thoda details do."
Rabri boli,. "Pehli baar jab hamra ghar neelam hone ja raha tha, toh hum uss raat Bank ke president ke paas gayee , aur doosre din Bank ne humko extensionva diya."
Laloo bola" Theek hai humri sweetheart... ee to tumne apni family ko bachane ke liye kiya.. aur doosra? Rabri boli,.. Yaad hai jab aap ko heart attackva hua aur aapko
surgery ki zaroorat thi.. uss raat hum doctor ke ghar gayee aur sasure ne aapka opera! tion free me kar diya.
Laloo bole.. "O Rabri darling, toh tumne humri jaan bachane ke liye kiya"..
Aur teesra"?
Rabri boli, "Yaad hai aapko ek tho baar party ka President banne ke liye 174 vote ki zaroorat thi?"
Laloo faints.............................
thay. Tab Laloo ne Rabri se poocha "Ari o humri Darling, tanik ek tho baat poochat hu, sach sach batana humko.. ..tum itne saalon mein, humre saath kitne baar unfaithful hui hai re?"
Rabri ne kaha agar bataongi toh gussa karonge. Toh Laloo bola, "Nahi humri baby, hum God ka promise khaata hoo, gussa nahin na karoonga."
Toh woh boli - sirf 3 baar.
"Accha , kab kab? Humko thoda details do."
Rabri boli,. "Pehli baar jab hamra ghar neelam hone ja raha tha, toh hum uss raat Bank ke president ke paas gayee , aur doosre din Bank ne humko extensionva diya."
Laloo bola" Theek hai humri sweetheart... ee to tumne apni family ko bachane ke liye kiya.. aur doosra? Rabri boli,.. Yaad hai jab aap ko heart attackva hua aur aapko
surgery ki zaroorat thi.. uss raat hum doctor ke ghar gayee aur sasure ne aapka opera! tion free me kar diya.
Laloo bole.. "O Rabri darling, toh tumne humri jaan bachane ke liye kiya"..
Aur teesra"?
Rabri boli, "Yaad hai aapko ek tho baar party ka President banne ke liye 174 vote ki zaroorat thi?"
Laloo faints.............................