dilli waalon ki respect

[leleram]

Dilli ka ek aadmi rajasthan main shaving karane gaya.

Barbar jab shave karne laga to pani ke bajay apne hathon par thuk (Spit) kar usne us aadmi ke muh par cream malni shuru ki. the person from delhi get very angry.

Delhite: kya kar rahe ho
Barbar: Rajasthan main pani ki kami hai isliye thuk (spit) se kaam chala raha hun.
Delhite: Main delhi se aaya hun tamiz se pesh nahi aa sakte kya.
Barbar: Aap delhi se aaye hain isiliye tameez se hathon pe thuk kar shave kar raha hun.
Delhite: Agar main local hota.
Barbar: to main sidha muh par thukta ( i will directly spit on your mouth).

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

Good one Lele, Lele bhai ka Fundoozone pe pura kabza hai, keep it up

[Mahamuni]

Nice one, lele

[Jupiter]

Badhiya joke Lele

[leleram]

thanxx LBZ sir for bringing it up..... main yeh joke khud bhi hul gaya tha:toast:

this joke seems to be so relevant now:tongue:

[Mahamuni]

Lele bhai, agar yeh dilli ka aadmi na hokar kaheen aur ka hota to bahut maza aata.

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

this joke seems to be so relevant now:tongue:

Kya post bhi paanch din mazze dene ke baad lock kar diya jaayega

:w00t: :w00t:

[Mahamuni]

Junglee bhai - that M R thread should have gone to Treasure Chest instead of being closed.

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

Junglee bhai - that M R thread should have gone to Treasure Chest instead of being closed.

Sahee hai bhai, itne logon ki mehnat, itne saare views aur itne saare replies.. maine toh aaj tak nahi dekha

Infact that post got in a lot of new members Like Hakeem, Phutikismat and some irregular members like Laloo. pangebaaz etc participated... mere khayal se aise do chaar post aur ho jaayen toh yeh new members kee samasya hal ho jaaygeee

:lol: :lol:

[Laundiabaaz]

Sahee hai bhai, itne logon ki mehnat, itne saare views aur itne saare replies.. maine toh aaj tak nahi dekha

Infact that post got in a lot of new members Like Hakeem, Phutikismat and some irregular members like Laloo. pangebaaz etc participated... mere khayal se aise do chaar post aur ho jaayen toh yeh new members kee samasya hal ho jaaygeee

:lol: :lol:



All of us should go on a Hunger Strike from tomorrow demanding the reopening of that particular thread.

Are the Admins / Modz listening?

[leleram]

jijju... marij ki G ki silayi ke baad woh thread band ho chuka hai.....
agar woh thread reopen kiya to marij ki G bhi reopen ho jaayegi, isiliye krupya sanyam se kaam lein:toast:

[Mahamuni]

Agreed. Jiju. That thread must be opened.


WE WANT MASTI, WE WANT MASTI

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

jijju... marij ki G ki silayi ke baad woh thread band ho chuka hai.....
agar woh thread reopen kiya to marij ki G bhi reopen ho jaayegi, isiliye krupya sanyam se kaam lein:toast:

Bhai aap nahi jaante ho woh mariz ko.. uski har doosre din phat jaati hai... kahin aapne suna hai kya mariz ke theek hote hee aspatal band ho gaya.. Madarasi_Hakeem bhi do dino se khaali baithe hain, unke rozi-roti ka kya hoga

[Madrasi_Hakeem]

Bhai is tarah to meray aur meray parivaar ke bhookha marne ki naubat aa jayegi aur uska zimmevaar hoga sirf fundoozone. Inki request par mein apna chala chalaya clinic bund karke aaya aur yahan hospital khola, ub mein karoon to kya karoon?

Agar yahan g_ maraayi naheen hogi, to gupt rog naheen hongay aur G* phatengi bhi naheen, to mein karoonga kya?

[GodFather]

Lets not hyper extend this thread...I hope you guys understand my sentiments:)

[Narad Muni]

Lets not hyper extend this thread...I hope you guys understand my sentiments:)

Thanedaar Sahab aapka andaz acha laga.:lol:

[Mahamuni]

Ashok bhai, agar aap bhi GF ke andaaz ke deevaane ho gaye to hamara kya hoga. Ub hum kiske saath mazak karenge?

[Madrasi_Hakeem]

Gaye thay Namaz chhudwaane, Rozay gale pad gaye.

[leleram]

Gaye thay Namaz chhudwaane, Rozay gale pad gaye.

rozay rakhey hain to uska meetha fal bhi milega:thumbup:

[Narad Muni]

Ashok bhai, agar aap bhi GF ke andaaz ke deevaane ho gaye to hamara kya hoga. Ub hum kiske saath mazak karenge?

Nahi sir aap pahle Bhavnao ko to samjho Thanedaar Sahab aapka andaz acha laga:lol:(Yaha par mein hans raha hoon sir)

Aapko Mazzaak karne ki poori chhut hai sir mana kisne kiya hai. aajkal iss Doudti huyi zindgi me Bhala kiske pass waqt hai,kisi ke sath mazzak karne ke liye.
Mein to apne aapko dhanya samjhta hoon saalo:lol: (iss word par thoda zyada zorr daal raha hoon samajh jana :tongue_smilie: )
:lol: