leleram
13th February 2006, 03:17 PM
1)
A rather inebriated fellow on a bus was tearing up a newspaper into tiny pieces and throwing them out the window.
"Excuse me," said the woman sitting next to him. "But, would you mind explaining why you're doing this?"
"It scares away the elephants," replied the drunk.
"But I don't see any elephants around here," said the woman.
"Effective, isn't it?" crowed the drunk.
2)
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. .Give me your money,. He demanded.
Indignant, the affluent man replied, .You can’t do this. I’m a politician!.
In that case,. replied the robber, .give me my money!.
3)
Why do they call the language we speak our mother-tongue?. asked the son.
Because fathers so seldom gets a chance to use it,. replied his dad.
4)
A salesman was dismissed because he was rude to a customer. A month
later the sales manager spotted him walking about in a police uniform.
I see you’ve joined the force, Bhatnagar, said the sales manager.
Yes, Sir. This is the job I’ve been looking for all my life. Here the customer
is always wrong
A rather inebriated fellow on a bus was tearing up a newspaper into tiny pieces and throwing them out the window.
"Excuse me," said the woman sitting next to him. "But, would you mind explaining why you're doing this?"
"It scares away the elephants," replied the drunk.
"But I don't see any elephants around here," said the woman.
"Effective, isn't it?" crowed the drunk.
2)
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. .Give me your money,. He demanded.
Indignant, the affluent man replied, .You can’t do this. I’m a politician!.
In that case,. replied the robber, .give me my money!.
3)
Why do they call the language we speak our mother-tongue?. asked the son.
Because fathers so seldom gets a chance to use it,. replied his dad.
4)
A salesman was dismissed because he was rude to a customer. A month
later the sales manager spotted him walking about in a police uniform.
I see you’ve joined the force, Bhatnagar, said the sales manager.
Yes, Sir. This is the job I’ve been looking for all my life. Here the customer
is always wrong