leleram
13th February 2006, 03:14 PM
A camel decided to educate his son who he suspected was getting a little inquisitive.
Why do we have two humps?` asked the son.
`That is so that we can go for days and weeks without water. We can store it in the humps.`
Why do we have very long eye lashes?`
That,` he was told, `is to protect the eyes from the sand in a sand storm.`
And why do we have bulbous looking feet?`
That is so that we can travel twice as fast through the desert.`
`Dad,` asked the young camel, `what the hell are we doing in this zoo?`
Why do we have two humps?` asked the son.
`That is so that we can go for days and weeks without water. We can store it in the humps.`
Why do we have very long eye lashes?`
That,` he was told, `is to protect the eyes from the sand in a sand storm.`
And why do we have bulbous looking feet?`
That is so that we can travel twice as fast through the desert.`
`Dad,` asked the young camel, `what the hell are we doing in this zoo?`