vrfrendz
23rd August 2006, 09:22 AM
Samandar Kinare Baithe hain, Kabhi to koi Lehar ayegi.
kismat Badle ya na Badle, G*nd to Dhul jayegi......
Sardar : yar begum noon birthday tey gift ki dewan ?
friend : apna l*nd day dey
Sardar : yaar kohi bara gift bata
friend : phir mera l*nd day dey !!
Q: Why are breasts located in the upper half of a woman's body?
A: Because, milk should be kept away from the pu$$y!! :w00t:
A blowjob is the only job in the world that can't be included in your
resume despite years of experience and a number of refrences!
Q: What's the diff between hook in cricket and hook of bra?
A: One sends ball out of boundary and other keeps balls within the boundary.
When nobody luvs u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody think about u, every1
ignores u, then go n sit in the corner close ur eyes n think: Bhanch*d
Chakar kya hai? :laugh:
kismat Badle ya na Badle, G*nd to Dhul jayegi......
Sardar : yar begum noon birthday tey gift ki dewan ?
friend : apna l*nd day dey
Sardar : yaar kohi bara gift bata
friend : phir mera l*nd day dey !!
Q: Why are breasts located in the upper half of a woman's body?
A: Because, milk should be kept away from the pu$$y!! :w00t:
A blowjob is the only job in the world that can't be included in your
resume despite years of experience and a number of refrences!
Q: What's the diff between hook in cricket and hook of bra?
A: One sends ball out of boundary and other keeps balls within the boundary.
When nobody luvs u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody think about u, every1
ignores u, then go n sit in the corner close ur eyes n think: Bhanch*d
Chakar kya hai? :laugh: