gookilendi man
21st August 2006, 05:48 AM
ek sardar restaurant may ghusta hai.deewar par menu laga hota hai.sab kuch englis may hota hai.sardar ke kuch palle nahi padta.menu ke end may use sirf etc samajh may aata hai.vo aawaaz lagata hai"waiter ek etc lana".waiter sochta hai kaun l*nd hai ye?manager(a lady) ke paas jaata hai.kahta hai "us sardar ko etc chahiye.mental hai.bataao kya du?"
manager kahti hai "ja ek glass la".waiter glass lata hai.manager glass mai moot deti hai aur usme neembu aur chaat masala daal kar waiter ko de deti hai."ja pila de sardar ko",manager kahti hai.sardar glass ka sip leta hai aur maje ka chatkara lagata hai.kahta hai"ye to badi dhaansu drink hai.mainu roj yai chahiye".ab sardar roj aaye aur waiter se etc maange aur roj manager use apne moot aur neembu-chaat masala ko mila kae pila de.ek din manager ko pishaab nahi aata.waiter kahta hai"koi nahi,aaj main apna moot daal deta hun".waiter moot mai neembu,masala daal sardar ko pila deta hai.sardar pahli chuski leta hai aur uska muh sad jaata hai.naak chada kar bolta hai "aaj maja nahi aaya etc mai".waiter khundak may aakar bolta hai"maja kaha se aayega bhaind ke l*nd?aaj tujhe JHARNE KA NAHI,TOTEE KA JO MILA HAI"
manager kahti hai "ja ek glass la".waiter glass lata hai.manager glass mai moot deti hai aur usme neembu aur chaat masala daal kar waiter ko de deti hai."ja pila de sardar ko",manager kahti hai.sardar glass ka sip leta hai aur maje ka chatkara lagata hai.kahta hai"ye to badi dhaansu drink hai.mainu roj yai chahiye".ab sardar roj aaye aur waiter se etc maange aur roj manager use apne moot aur neembu-chaat masala ko mila kae pila de.ek din manager ko pishaab nahi aata.waiter kahta hai"koi nahi,aaj main apna moot daal deta hun".waiter moot mai neembu,masala daal sardar ko pila deta hai.sardar pahli chuski leta hai aur uska muh sad jaata hai.naak chada kar bolta hai "aaj maja nahi aaya etc mai".waiter khundak may aakar bolta hai"maja kaha se aayega bhaind ke l*nd?aaj tujhe JHARNE KA NAHI,TOTEE KA JO MILA HAI"