Story Game - Add to the story!(Mature Lang..)

[fundoo]

The game is interesting and fun.

What we have to do is -- Every one has to write a few words and the story is made :tongue_smilie:

So, let me start first -

Once upon a time,there was a .....................(UR turn Guyz write Maximum Two line to keep fun alive & Dont take any memebers name in it just fun guyz no leg pulling or P.coments)

[leleram]

Once upon a time, there was a..........

very poor man, he was unmarried......

[fundoo]

Once upon a time, there was a very poor man, he was unmarried.
One morning when he wakes up he saw a sword besides him when he touched that like a ray of light.................

[leleram]

Once upon a time, there was a very poor man, he was unmarried.
One morning when he wakes up he saw a sword besides him when he touched that like a ray of light.................

appeared in front of him...and a beautiful angel in white dressed appeared before him....

[Eshtyle Raja]

appeared in front of him...and a beautiful angel in white dressed appeared before him....

He tried to touch the angel. But he couldnt touch. Angel was transparent.

[fundoo]

He tried to touch the angel. But he couldnt touch. Angel Disepeared.
then he realise there was a frog seating on his bed and saying some thing...

[Mahamuni]

That poor man was very excited to see the bo*bs of that angel and wanted to...............

[leleram]

but since the angel had disappeared and frog had come.... he was frustated n kicked the frog very hard with his feet...

[Mahamuni]

As soon as there was a kick on the butt of frog, the beautiful angel appeared again

[leleram]

frusatated as he was....he grabbed the angel in his arms and the angel thanked him for getting her free from a curse... n obliged to do anything for the poor man.......

[Mahamuni]

us poor launde ke oopar raat ki khumaari abhi baaki thi..............

[fundoo]

n onliged to do anything for the poor man. & poor man said pls make my mom young...

[leleram]

usne aav dekha na taav, aur iske pehle ki angel fir disappear ho jaaye....
usne uska karya-kram shuru kar diya.... angel could not resist.as she had obliged to do anything for the poor man..so she tried all the way to satiate him.....

[fundoo]

bhai logo humors story banani thi aap log tu ishe mast ram wali bana rahe ho :lol: anywayz contni.............

so she tried all the way to satiate him but the poor man become a priness while intercorse den angel realied .....

[Vishok]

Angel ne jaise hee poor aadmi ko princess banaya, uski body mein bahut badlaav aaney shuru ho gaye.

[laloo jadav]

uska hathiyaar achanak gayab hone laga aur ek gufa ban gayi......

[Musharraf]

tabhi angel ko swapn aaya ki us gufa mein bahut bada khazana bund hai. Aur woh angel.......................

[pangebaaz]

gufa mein ghusne ka prayatn karne lagi........magar gufa ka muh bada hi chhota tha

[Mahamuni]

us gufa ka chhed thoda loose karney ke liye fundoozone se mazdoor mangwaaye gaye.

[leleram]

the angel tried to enter the cave....but there were bushes all arond at the entrance of cave...

[Mahamuni]

aisa lug raha tha ki woh jhadiyaan kaafi samay se saaf naheen ki gayee thi.

[Eshtyle Raja]

jaadiyon mai kaafi jeev jantu idhar udhar ghoom rahe the, tabhi chhed mai se ek saamp nikla :w00t:

[leleram]

angel entered tha cave n paved her way through it.... after walking for a day....she reached the other end of cave...n she came out of it.... the scene outside the cave looked like a modern city...

[pangebaaz]

all the men and women were roaming freely without a trace of cloth over them.
upon enquiring she came to know that it was dubai city and the year was 2021...and cloths had become out of fashion....

[laloo jadav]

aur laloo jadav uss samay uhaan ka pardhanmntri ban chuka tha.... laloo ne order nikalwaya tha ki dubai mein koi bhi kapda nahi pahan sakta hai...
isiliye sipahiyon ne anglelwa ka bhi saara kapda faad diya..

[Eshtyle Raja]

par ek ajeeb si baat thi ki laalu ne apni sabhi bhains ko kapde pahnaye hue the, angel ne rabri se iska reason puchha

[leleram]

angel was very scared to experience such things... she never expected that she had to encounter laloo, launda n lele on this earth...so she jumped from a hill n killed herself....and then the poor man woke up...reallising this all was just a dream....:tongue:

[GodFather]

angel was very scared to experience such things... she never expected that she had to encounter laloo, launda n lele on this earth...so she jumped from a hill n killed herself....and then the poor man woke up...reallising this all was just a dream....:tongue:

But when he came to senses he realised that his lucky stick was missing...

[Eshtyle Raja]

Also he found bhains ka gobar near to his khatia... he was amazed to see that. he realised that he was actually in lallu's tabela.

[GodFather]

Then he looked a little ahead, and saw laalu eating chara

[Mahamuni]

He also saw that Laloo had only one THUN and Bihari people were milking him vigorously.

[laloo jadav]

laloo ka than thoda neeche tha.....jaise-jaise log than ko khinch rahe the than aur bada aiwam lamba hota jaa raha tha

[karan_kolkata]

lekin tabhi achanak ek durghatna ghati.......aur asmaan se aa tapki ek alien naari SONIA GANDHI jisne sabse poocha :"yahaan kya ho raha hai"

[Musharraf]

Aur sabney bola ki Laloo ji ka doodh nikaal rahey hein aur Lalooji bahut hee anandit ho rahey hein.

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

Lalooji anandit ho rahe tthe, lekin baaki log badde pareshan nazar aa rahe tthe, kyunki woh balti leke aaye tthe aur lalooji chamache ke hisab se doodh de rahe tthe

[Mahamuni]

Itney mein Rabdi whaan aa gayi aur apney dono thun khol kar baith gayee.

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

Jaisee hee rabri apne do thun khol ke wahan baith gayee... sab log jo wahan khade tthe, unke sabke thun lambe hone lage.. aur apne apne thun se dhoodh nikalne lage, sivai lallooji ka thun, woh rabri ke thun dekhte hi achanak phir se chota hone laga ttha

[leleram]

iss tarah log *** aur than ka firk bhool gaye....
aur ***-thun.....***-thun khelne lage....laloo ji iss khel se bahut prabhawit huwe aur unhone apna chunav-chinha rakha ***-than....sorry lalten

[Mahamuni]

iss tarah log *** aur than ka firk bhool gaye....
aur ***-thun.....***-thun khelne lage....laloo ji iss khel se bahut prabhawit huwe aur unhone apna chunav-chinha rakha ***-than....sorry lalten




Story starts from a poor unmarried man and a beautiful angel, it enters into a cave with bushes, a snake comes out of it and reaches laloo & rabri, their thun and *** (Lalten) -------------Hats off to the imagination of members because it may now reach Jailalita, Mayawati, Mamta Banerjee etc. etc.

[leleram]

then the poor man gets to see the postman....... the postman comes to him n hands over a telegram.....

[God_Of_Death]

n the teligram was 4m his old pal pappu.....

[leleram]

pappu ne telegram diya tha ki woh...ab bada ho gaya hai...aur matric bhi pass ho gaya hai.....

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

pappu ne telegram diya tha ki woh...ab bada ho gaya hai...aur matric bhi pass ho gaya hai.....

aur aage woh likhta hai, ke uski liye ek acchi si ladki dhoondhna shuru kar diya jai, kyunki ab usko raaton ko neend nahi aati, aur kai baar swapna dosh bhi ho chuka hai

[Narad Muni]

aur kai baar swapna dosh ho jane se uski Chaddi kharab ho jati hai aur wo ek dukan par jakar kahta hai ki ek Roopa ki chadi dena to.

[Eshtyle Raja]

aur dukandari ki biwi ka naam rupa hota hai, woh har baar usko maarpeet karke bhaga deta hai, phir divya ki chhadi maangta hai, dukandar ki beti ka naam divya hota hai..

[GodFather]

finally woh jokey ki chaddi khareedta hai, aur saath main khareedta hai, surf excel kyon ki uski chaddi main bahut daag lagtey they.

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

finally woh jokey ki chaddi khareedta hai, aur saath main khareedta hai, surf excel kyon ki uski chaddi main bahut daag lagtey they.

Chaddi ko pappu roz ragad ragad ke saaf karta ttha, jisse uski sehat kharab hone lagi tthi, upar se surf excel pe bhi kharcha ho raha ttha, pareshani ki halat mein ussne ek din socha, yeh sab karne se accha toh red light area mein jaana accha hai

Ab pappu har shaam, randiyon ke saath gujarne laga

[GodFather]

Randiyon ke beech shaam gujaartey gujaartey uski nazar zohra bai par gayi

[fundoo]

Bhai logo Maine socha tha koi bhariya se senti story banaunga aap logo ne is "chausathiya" bana daala :D
Btw: enjoyed :lol: Keep it up

Keep conti.......der;)

[chacha_choudhary]

pappu ne phir zohra bai ko utha kar uske sath..............:w00t:

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

Randiyon ke beech shaam gujaartey gujaartey uski nazar zohra bai par gayi

Zohra bai, ek mashoor tawaif tthi, paison ke kami nahi tthi sirf uske paas kuch nahi ttha toh woh ttha sacha pyar... bilkul chandrmukhi jaissee... dil hee dil mein woh Junglee Raja se pyar karti tthi.. Pappu ke uspe buri nazar tthi

[chacha_choudhary]

par lekin chacha choudhary 10-12 baari zohra bai ki baja chuka tha:lol:

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

Chachaji ki iss harkat se woh bahut pareshan tthi.. Chachaji roz aake jabardasti karte tthe.. uska dil toh sirf Junglee Raja ke liye ttha.. lekin Junglee Raja randiyon se door rehta ttha

[GodFather]

Tabhi ek din chacha wahan saboo ko le ke pahooncha aur wahan bhagdad mach gayi

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

Tabhi ek din chacha wahan saboo ko le ke pahooncha aur wahan bhagdad mach gayi

Bhagdad toh machni hee tthee, kyunki Jitne chachaji badmaash addmi tthe, saboo unse se bhi kahin jyaada pahuncha huya ttha

[chacha_choudhary]

saari r@@ndiy@n sabu ka lamba (l@mba) sa khambha dekh kar bhagne lagi but ek r@@ndi sabu ke hath lag gayi aur sabu ne uski...........:lol:

[GodFather]

saari r@@ndiy@n sabu ka lamba (l@mba) sa khambha dekh kar bhagne lagi but ek r@@ndi sabu ke hath lag gayi aur sabu ne uski...........:lol:

Saboo ne uski chummi li aur bola, aaj rakhi hai, kya tum meri bahen banogi.

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

Randi ne sabu ke haathon mein rakhi bandh di aur bhaiyaa, bhaiyaa karke pukarne lagi... Itne mein khabar aayee ke zohra bai ko ek kahtarnak beemari ho gayee hai... Chachaji ke hosh udd gaye

[GodFather]

Randi ne sabu ke haathon mein rakhi bandh di aur bhaiyaa, bhaiyaa karke pukarne lagi... Itne mein khabar aayee ke zohra bai ko ek kahtarnak beemari ho gayee hai... Chachaji ke hosh udd gaye

Zohra ko lympho sarcoma of the intestine ho gaya tha.

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

Zohra ko lympho sarcoma of the intestine ho gaya tha.
aisa sab kah rahe tthe, lekin sahee baat koi nahi bata raha ttha.. unko ek janleva beemari tthi... Aaj Chachaji apna test karwane jaa rahe hain

[Eshtyle Raja]

aisa sab kah rahe tthe, lekin sahee baat koi nahi bata raha ttha.. unko ek janleva beemari tthi... Aaj Chachaji apna test karwane jaa rahe hain

uski fudi ke andar jahar nikalta tha, jo bhi andar daalta uske pappu ke mooh mai jahar lag jata aur woh hamesha ke liye namard ban jata...

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

Chachaji bahut pareshan tthe... unhone badde badde hakeem ko dikhaya. phir unhe milay Madrasi Hakeem... Madrasi Hakeem ne unhe bataya iska ilaj sirf ek khass jadi booti mein hai, jo jungle mein milti hai, jiska pata sirf Jungliyun ke Sardar Junglee Raja ko maloom hai

[Narad Muni]

Aur Jub Chacha ji Jadi-Buti lekar Madrasi Hakeem ke pass apna Urine test karvane gaye to waha do aadmi bethe Ro rahe they. aur chacha jee ne pucha ki tum ro kyu rahe ho to wo rote-rote bole ki Hum khoon test karvane aaye they aur hamari Ungli kaat di iss doctor ne.
Chacha jee Bhochanke rah gaye aur sochne lage.....................:confused:

[God_Of_Death]

Aur Jub Chacha ji Jadi-Buti lekar Madrasi Hakeem ke pass apna Urine test karvane gaye to waha do aadmi bethe Ro rahe they. aur chacha jee ne pucha ki tum ro kyu rahe ho to wo rote-rote bole ki Hum khoon test karvane aaye they aur hamari Ungli kaat di iss doctor ne.
Chacha jee Bhochanke rah gaye aur sochne lage.....................:confused:

agar sasura hakeem khoon test ke liye ungli kaat leta hai, to kahi urine test ke liye.......... ram ram
:( :(

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

agar sasura hakeem khoon test ke liye ungli kaat leta hai, to kahi urine test ke liye.......... ram ram
:( :(

Jiase he chachaji ne ram, ram pukare, wahan Dr Leleram aa gaye aur unhone chachaji se poocha "mujhe kyun bula rahe ho"

[Jupiter]

Chachaji ne kaha.... Lele aaj mai teri lunga........ i hi hi yeh!

[God_Of_Death]

Chachaji ne kaha.... Lele aaj mai teri lunga........ i hi hi yeh!

aur isi ke saath chacha ji ne apna bajrangi nikala aur D.r. leleram ko ram ji ki yaad dilane lage....

[Eshtyle Raja]

tabhi leleram bhi apna pappu nikaal ke chacha ji ke saath talwarbaaji karne lage.. tunn tunn ki goonj puray jungle mai mach gayi aur junglee raja ne is jung ko rukwane ke liye apni jang lagi myaan paish ki aur offer kia ki jo dono apni talware is myan mai rakh sakte hain..

[Jupiter]

tabhi leleram bhi apna pappu nikaal ke chacha ji ke saath talwarbaaji karne lage.. tunn tunn ki goonj puray jungle mai mach gayi aur junglee raja ne is jung ko rukwane ke liye apni jang lagi myaan paish ki aur offer kia ki jo dono apni talware is myan mai rakh sakte hain..

Dono hi talwar rakhne ke try karne lage, n believe it itni chhotti talwaren thi ke dono hi fit ho gai....... aur fir bhi bahut hi zara di jagah bach gai to Er ne bhi apni ghusa di.......

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

Jub Junglee Raja ne apni Mayan pesh ki to dono ladne lage ki hum iss Jung lagi huyi Myan me apni Talwar nahi rakhenge.. to Achanak uper se aakashwani huyi...........:lol:

"beta yeh jung lagi huyee mayan ko sadaharan mayan nahi hai.. yeh Shri Ram chandraji ki mayan hai.. jo woh kisi jamane mein yahan bhool gaye tthe aur woh ab junglee kabile ke sardar Junglee Raja ke hath lagi hai"

[Narad Muni]

Aur jub Ek mayan me teen-teen Talware ghus gayi to Junglee raja Hu-la-la Karne laga aur Changul se Chhutne ki koshish ki magar tab tak Jupiter bhi aa gaya tha aur usne ek aur surakh khoj liya means ek aur aur Mayan khoj lee aur usme apni Talwar rakhne ki koshish karne laga.:lol:

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

Aur jub Ek mayan me teen-teen Talware ghus gayi to Junglee raja Hu-la-la Karne laga aur Changul se Chhutne ki koshish ki magar tab tak Jupiter bhi aa gaya tha aur usne ek aur surakh khoj liya means ek aur aur Mayan khoj lee aur usme apni Talwar rakhne ki koshish karne laga.:lol:

lekin jaisee hee Jupiter woh surak mein daalne wale tthe... sab logon ek choti si , lekin badi khoobsarat si aur mayawi mayan dekhi, yeh naradji ki surak tthi.. sab log uss taraf lapke... kuch chote chote junglee bhi prabhavit ho ke naradji ke peeche daude

[Narad Muni]

Aur Narad jee apna Udan khatola lekar Swarg ki Taraf raffu-chakkar ho gaye....... Tabhi Junglee raja jee ki Mayan me se ajeeb sa Padarth niklane laga..................:lol:

[leleram]

Once upon a time, there was a..........

very poor man, he was unmarried......

itna sab kuchh dekh kar.....itni jaldi itne saare incidents dekh kar....woh poor man ko heart attack aa gaya...n he died.....saare log ab uske antim sanskaar ki taiyaari karne lagey

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

itna sab kuchh dekh kar.....itni jaldi itne saare incidents dekh kar....woh poor man ko heart attack aa gaya...n he died.....saare log ab uske antim sanskaar ki taiyaari karne lagey

Lekin uss garib aadmi ke vidhwa, ek sati savitri tthi... woh yeh manne ko tayyar nahi tthi ki uska pati mar sakta hai

[God_Of_Death]

Lekin uss garib aadmi ke vidhwa, ek sati savitri tthi... woh yeh manne ko tayyar nahi tthi ki uska pati mar sakta hai

par afsoos:( honi ko kaun taal saktha hai, jo hona hota hai who ho ke hi rehta hai:angel:,lekin who apne pati ki maut ka sadma bardash nai kar pati aur :hang: .....

[Narad Muni]

Jub Uski biwi ne aatam-hatya kar lee to Police Mokke per aayi aur chan-been karne lagi, tabhi Police ko kuch surakh hath lage aur ye such samne aaya ki Usne khudkusi nahi ki thi Uska kisi ne Murder kar diya hai.
:confused:

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

Jub Uski biwi ne aatam-hatya kar lee to Police Mokke per aayi aur chan-been karne lagi, tabhi Police ko kuch surakh hath lage aur ye such samne aaya ki Usne khudkusi nahi ki thi Uska kisi ne Murder kar diya hai.
:confused:

Jab aage investigation kee gayee toh pata chala, yeh sach much murder case hai ... pooch taach karne se yeh maloom huya unka padosi vishok teen din se gayab hai

[Narad Muni]

Aur Jub CBI ne janch ka kaam apne hath me liya to Investigate me unhone paya ki Vardaat ke din Vishok Khud jail me tha aur Iss Ghatna ke piche bahari Takto ka hath hai aur iss Murder ke piche kisi aatankvadi sanghtan ka bhi hath ho sakta hai.
:lol:

[karan_kolkata]

Tabhi Us Raat Ndtv 24/7 Pe Ek Video Bhejkar Al-qaeda Ne Iski Zimmedaari Li...aur Kaha Ki Desh Ki Sabse Deep Videshi Ch*t Bhi Khatre Mein Hai.aur Cabinet Ki Emergency Meeting Hui Aur Manmohan Ko Us Videshi Ch*t Ki Raksha Ki Zimmedari Di Gayi

[LASHKAR-E-THARKI]

Tabhi Us Raat Ndtv 24/7 Pe Ek Video Bhejkar Al-qaeda Ne Iski Zimmedaari Li...aur Kaha Ki Desh Ki Sabse Deep Videshi Ch*t Bhi Khatre Mein Hai.aur Cabinet Ki Emergency Meeting Hui Aur Manmohan Ko Us Videshi Ch*t Ki Raksha Ki Zimmedari Di Gayi

lekin doosri taraf se AAJ-TEK ne report di ki is hatya ki zimmedari
afganistan ke THARKI grop LASHKAR-E-THARKI ne ki hai, wjha poonch ne par pata chala ki who aurat bahut tot thi.....:lol: :lol: :lol:

[God_Of_Death]

lekin doosri taraf se AAJ-TEK ne report di ki is hatya ki zimmedari
afganistan ke THARKI grop LASHKAR-E-THARKI ne ki hai, wjha poonch ne par pata chala ki who aurat bahut tot thi.....


Lekin is par human rights ki prati-kriya acchi nahi thi, jagha jagha aurto ne
rally nikali....aur to aur france ki aurto ne is akshamya apradh ke anti LASHKAR-E-THARKI rally mei nagn ho kar chal ne ka faisla kiya:w00t: :w00t:

[Eshtyle Raja]

tabhi pata chala ki us aurat ko murder uske khasam yaani pati ke bhoot ne kia tha , because woh bhoot uski ch**t maang raha tha, aur woh kah rahi thi ki woh bhooto se nahi chu*wati...

[leleram]

:blink: :blink: :sleeping: :sleeping:

[Eshtyle Raja]

tabhi wahan wohi angel prakat hui aur apne jadu se usne usne dono pati patni ko jinda kar dia, par is saare process mai us se ek galti ho gayi ki usne patni ki chhati se mammay pati ki chhati par lagaa diye....

[leleram]

yeh baat sunkar jora bai ko gussa aa gaya aur usne angel ko shraap de dia .randiyon ka shraap kabhi jhutha nahi hota...aur woh angel se ch*Udail ban gayi

[chacha_choudhary]

phir jab bhi uska pati uske sath sex karta to uski jagah apne mommay hee daba leta:w00t:

[Eshtyle Raja]

woh chu dail bahut dukhi thi aur woh seedhay uske aadmi ke ghar gayi wahan dekha ki uski patni apne pati ke mammay dabaa rahi thi maje se, chu dail mood mai aa gayi...

[Narad Muni]

Mood me aake Chudeil ne bhi apna Kacha-Baniyan Utar ke fenk diya aur Josh me aakar Nazdikiya badhane lagi.uske neechey se pani aise tapak raha tha jaise koi jharna bah raha ho. wo aur zor se sanse lene lagi......................Uski sanso me garmi thi. uski aankho me madhoshi thi, Uske honto me madmast muskan thi...........
:lol:

[chacha_choudhary]

phir wo teeno aapas mai khub mazze karne lagge:fuk2:

[Eshtyle Raja]

teeno maje mai itne leen ho gaye ki usi maje mai chu dail ne ek bhoot bache ko janam dia...

[leleram]

bhoot to chhota tha.magar uska *** bahut hi bada tha....

[Narad Muni]

aur wo bhootni ka bacha bada Tharki Nikla.....................wo bakriyo aur Bhedo ko cho*dta tha. kabhi kabhi camle ki bhi ga*nd maar deta tha.

[chacha_choudhary]

aur wo bhoot zohra bai ki ch@@t mai ghus gaya...........

[leleram]

lakdi ki kaathi kaathi ka ghorda...
bhoot ka bahut bada tha lauda...
lauda mara lauda mara
chu dail chu t utha ke bhagi

[Eshtyle Raja]

tabhi wahan laalu apni bhains par chad kar aate hain, bhains bhuki hai aur laalo ke muh mai chara hai, bhoot bacha bhains ka dhoodh pinay ki koshish karta hai..

[chacha_choudhary]

lallu apni chaddi se bhoot bache ko marta hai aur apni bahins ka dhood bacha leta hai........

[Eshtyle Raja]

bhoot bacha laalu ki chadi lekar bhaag jata hai aur laalu nanga punga rah jata hai , itne mai junglee raja apni patto se bani chaddi lallu ko uski lulli dhakne ke liye deta hai ..

[Narad Muni]

Laloo Uss chaddi ko pahankar bahut khush hota hai aur dono Hu-la-hu-lala karna suru kar dete hai, Tabhi Junglee niche dekhta hai ki Uske badan pe sitare gayab hai.
:w00t:

[chacha_choudhary]

junglee ko pareshan dekh kar lallu junglee ko rabri ke pass le jata hai...............

[leleram]

fir...junglee rabri ki gaa.nd me dalta hai....aur laloo chu.t mein...

[chacha_choudhary]

rabri ko baadi dard hoti hai aur wo baddi zor ki chilla padti hai:w00t:aaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaa a

[GodFather]

Aur phir Fundoo login karta hai, aur dekhta hia ki uski story ki maa bahen ho gayi hai

[chacha_choudhary]

aur yeah story subhash ghai sahab padte hai aur iss story par ek movie banate hai aur wo movie itni chalti hai ki sarre house full jaate hai..........:thumbup:

[Eshtyle Raja]

us movie ko dekh ke bhoot bacha rabri devi se pyaar karne lagta hai, udhar laalu zora bhai ke chakkar mai pad kar uski zahrili fudi ka raspaan karta hai

[chacha_choudhary]

aur issi ke sath is story ki happy ending ho jatti hai abb app sab yahan kya dekh rahe hai jaiye kisi aur thread ko jaake dekhiye!!


THE END:dots:

[Narad Muni]

Tabhi uss Theatre ka Manhusssss Watchman aa jata hai aur Intrevel me hi kahta hai ki The End. Movie dekhne wale Uss watchman per toot padte hai..............:lol:

[Eshtyle Raja]

tabhi is story ka part 2 shuru hota hai. starting scene yeh hai ki ek kutta kutia ko soongh raha tha aur lallu uski khaane ki haddi chura raha tha.

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

Laloo Rajpat ****ne ke baad yahan wahan bhatak raha ttha, kai din se bhhoka bhi ttha... Tabhi Dan-Punya karne wale Junglee Raja ka Dhyan laloo pe padha, woh usse Jungle mein le gaya aur usse bharpet khana khilaya.. Khane khate hee laloo ki jaan mein jaan aayee aur uski tharak bhi baddh gayee... usne jaake kutte ko lat mari aur khud kutiya ka soonhne laga.....

[Eshtyle Raja]

kutia bhonki ki is saale ko 12 bache janam deke bhi chain nahi mila, ab 12 pillay nikalega kya ??? tabhi woh scene rabri dekh leti hai, badle ki bhawna se woh kuttay se chu*dane ka mann banati hai.

[Narad Muni]

Aur Kutta Rabdi ki Bra & Panty utar ke usko cho*dta hai, kuch der me kutta jhad jata hai aur Jub rabdi ke chu*t me se apna *** bahar nikalane ki koshish karta hai to ye kya ? ****d fitt ho gaya tha............................:lol:

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

Aur Kutta Rabdi ki Bra & Panty utar ke usko cho*dta hai, kuch der me kutta jhad jata hai aur Jub rabdi ke chu*t me se apna *** bahar nikalane ki koshish karta hai to ye kya ? ****d fitt ho gaya tha............................:lol:

Doosri taraf Laloo bhi apna **** atkane mein kaamyab ho gaya ttha...

[God_Of_Death]

Aur phir Fundoo login karta hai, aur dekhta hia ki uski story ki maa bahen ho gayi hai

:lol: :lol: :tongue_smilie:

Laloo aur Kutta dono hi Dead-lock mei fass gaye hai, aur jis monitor mei unka thread attka hua tha who behosh padi hui thi.....:tongue_smilie:

[karan_kolkata]

tabhi ANTARA MALI aati hai aur us deadlock ko khol deti hai ....aur kehti hai....ek shart pe aisa hoga....ye kutte ka *** laloo ko aur laloo ka **** kutte ko milega.....laloo aur kutta maan jaate hain aur antara kehti hai.....TATHAASTU

[Eshtyle Raja]

tabhi wahan mallika sheravat bhi tapak padi, kuttay ke lu*d ko lekar dono mai jhagda ho gaya.. phir yeh fainsla hua ki kuttay ki lu*d ke liye swaymwar racha jaayega...

[leleram]

swayamvar ki shart yeh thi ki......jo bhi *** ko talwar ke 1 waar se bikul barabar do tukde karegaa.....ussey duniya ka sabse bada *** diya jaayega...:blink:

[chacha_choudhary]

aur duniya ka sabse bada l@nd sabu ka hota hai.............

[karan_kolkata]

arrey bhai log kya ho gela hai...koi aao naa....ise complete karo.........

[Jupiter]

are bhai log koi aao
ise complete karo
connection banao.....
iski ichchha poori karo..........

[leleram]

wat a thread:thumbup:

[Unglibaaz]

aur duniya ka sabse bada l@nd sabu ka hota hai.............

aur lambe bambu waale saabu ki mulakat ek din lambe tambu waale billu pahlawaan se hoti hai......... :toast:

[leleram]

biloo pehalwan ka tambu darasal 1 condom hota hai, jo biloo bhaiya ne balloon samajh ke foola diya tha:D

[Unglibaaz]

biloo pehalwan ka tambu darasal 1 condom hota hai, jo biloo bhaiya ne balloon samajh ke foola diya tha:D

usi balloon mai billo ke balls fans jaate hain....

[leleram]

aur unglibbaz un ko kisi naari ka stan samajh ke dabane lagte hain:D

[Unglibaaz]

tabhi unhi stanno se dhoodh ki lavaa foot padta hai jisme unglee , lele ke sath pura FZ chipchipa jata hai

[GodFather]

Aur tabhi hadbada kar Unglibaaz ki neend khul jaat hai aur woh dekhta hai ki uskay bagal main Billo bhaiya lete huey hain

[Yeda Anna]

Had-badahat may woh khud ki gaan may ungli karne lagtey hai

Lekin jaise hi ungli karna shuru kartey hai unhe kuch rubber sa mehsoos hota hai :D

[GodFather]

Had-badahat may woh khud ki gaan may ungli karne lagtey hai

Lekin jaise hi ungli karna shuru kartey hai unhe kuch rubber sa mehsoos hota hai :D

Yeh rubber unhey apney bachpan kay din yaad dila deti hai jab woh pencil se rubber ko apni gaan main ghusatey they.

[GodFather]

Any one!!!!

[boyricky41]

Gade murde ukhaade ja rahe hain.

:close: ka tthappa laga do aur chaabi khaayee mein phaink do

[dengu]

Yeh rubber unhey apney bachpan kay din yaad dila deti hai jab woh pencil se rubber ko apni gaan main ghusatey they.

rubber gaan mein ghusedne ke baad jab mutth maari to lunn se rubber nikla aur yeda ki gaan se takraya:ohmy:

[GodFather]

rubber gaan mein ghusedne ke baad jab mutth maari to lunn se rubber nikla aur yeda ki gaan se takraya:ohmy:

Us time madraasi hakeem bhi waha par they aur Yeda ka ilaaz kar rahey they.

[Jupiter]

Us time madraasi hakeem bhi waha par they aur Yeda ka ilaaz kar rahey they.

Matbal Yeda ne bhi Ghuseda???

[GodFather]

Matbal Yeda ne bhi Ghuseda???

:hammer1::hammer1: @ jupi story spoil mat karo...

Yeda us time ilaaz kara raha tha hakeem se....

[Jupiter]

:hammer1::hammer1: @ jupi story spoil mat karo...

Yeda us time ilaaz kara raha tha hakeem se....

Bhaisab ilaaj ki naubat tabhi to aai jab Yeda ne Ghudeda aur garq ho gaya uska Beda:D

[dengu]

Us time madraasi hakeem bhi waha par they aur Yeda ka ilaaz kar rahey they.

Hakeem ne dukhi dil se FZ par ailaan kiya ki yeda ka marz "laa-ilaaj" hai,aur yeda ke kuch din hi baaki hain :sad:

[Jupiter]

Hakeem ne dukhi dil se FZ par ailaan kiya ki yea ka marz "laa-ilaaj" hai,aur yeda ke bache-khuche din hi baaki hain :sad:

Aap se sun'ne mein galti hui

Hakeem said Yeda ki bachi khuchi gaan hi baaki hai :D

[GodFather]

Aap se sun'ne mein galti hui

Hakeem said Yeda ki bachi khuchi gaan hi baaki hai :D

Tabhi wahan billo bhaiya, phuti ko kay kar dawa knahey main daaakhil hue aur jhukey hhue Yeda ko dekh kar unki bannchey khil gayi

[Jupiter]

Tabhi wahan billo bhaiya, phuti ko kay kar dawa knahey main daaakhil hue aur jhukey hhue Yeda ko dekh kar unki bannchey khil gayi

Billoo bhaiya ki baanchhen khil gai'n
Aur Hakeem aur Yeda ki gaan'e khul gai'n
Billoo bhaiya ne un dono ko itna bajaya
Ke fir un dono ki gaan'e chhil gai'n

[Unglibaaz]

Billoo bhaiya ki baanchhen khil gai'n
Aur Hakeem aur Yeda ki gaan'e khul gai'n
Billoo bhaiya ne un dono ko itna bajaya
Ke fir un dono ki gaan'e chhil gai'n


BUMP !!!!!!

Billoo bhaiya ki isi bajane ki kalaa se madras se lekar Kashmir tak unko bulaawe aane lage... Billo badi badi gaan chhilne lagaa aur FZ ka naam roshan kia. Unki chillai ki fadfadaahat aaj tak FZ mai suni jaa sakti hai..