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JUNGLEE RAJA
16th August 2006, 03:52 PM
Start with a cage containing five apes. In the cage, hang a banana on a string and put stairs under it. Before long, an ape will go up the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all the apes with cold water.

After a while, another ape makes an attempt with the same result - all the apes are sprayed with cold water. Turn off the cold water.

Later, if another ape tries to climb the stairs, the other apes will try to prevent it even though no water sprays them. Now, remove one ape from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new ape sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his horror, all of the apes attack him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.

Next, remove another of the original five apes and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm.

Again, replace a third original ape with a new one. The new one makes it to the stairs and is attacked as well. Two of the four apes that beat him up have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs, or why they are participating in the beating of the newest ape.

After replacing the fourth and fifth original apes, all the apes that have been sprayed with cold water have been replaced. Nevertheless, no ape ever again approaches the stairs.

Why not? "Because that's the way it's always been around here."

And that's how company policy begins .....

Mastikhor
16th August 2006, 03:59 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Sad but true. :o

Replace 'spray cold water' with 'get buggered' .... and the results are even more realistic

:D

Pintoo
16th August 2006, 04:17 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Sad but true. :o

Replace 'spray cold water' with 'get buggered' .... and the results are even more realistic

:D

waah waah masti bhai ne apney (aur doosrey bahut saarey) dil ka dard bayaan kar daala idhar..

Yeda Anna
14th March 2008, 01:48 AM
:w00t: :w00t: :w00t:

airINDIA
14th March 2008, 01:54 AM
Hahaha... Good One... :laugh:

GodFather
14th March 2008, 10:36 PM
Jab se yeh Yeda bhai ko naya chashma laga hai tabsey yeh Archives main jyada ghoom rahey hain...wonder why?

Yeda Anna
15th March 2008, 12:01 AM
Jab se yeh Yeda bhai ko naya chashma laga hai tabsey yeh Archives main jyada ghoom rahey hain...wonder why?

Kya bataoon yaar ; bahut dukh bhari daastan hai

Apun doctor ke paas jaake bola "My balls are itching"

Aur uss gadhe ne apun ke eye balls pay drops daalkey chashma laga diya :blink:

GodFather
15th March 2008, 12:21 AM
Kya bataoon yaar ; bahut dukh bhari daastan hai

Apun doctor ke paas jaake bola "My balls are itching"

Aur uss gadhe ne apun ke eye balls pay drops daalkey chashma laga diya :blink:

Dont tell him about your ear then, he might ask you do Enema...
:w00t::w00t:

Yeda Anna
15th March 2008, 12:42 AM
I wanted to tell him that I have gastration ; lekin ball ball bach gaya :w00t:

GodFather
15th March 2008, 12:45 AM
I wanted to tell him that I have gastration ; lekin ball ball bach gaya :w00t:

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

airINDIA
15th March 2008, 02:26 AM
:rofl: :rofl: @ Yeda - GF Back-n-Forth...:adore: