some PJ's

[leleram]

Question: Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each other and want to get married, but cannot. Why?

Ans: Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal.
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Question: One fine morning, Ravan felt guilty day for all his bad deeds.He felt that he should go an apologise to Ram for all the problems he had caused. So he went to Ram's house and knocked on the door. Ram opened
the door and was surprised to find Ravan standing there. Ravan just kept staring and thinking but didn't say a word. What was he thinking?

Ans: "Kis mooh se maafi maangoon?"
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Question: How do you "cut" roads?

Ans: By laughing... because "Haste haste cut jaye raaste".
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Question: Luv and Kush are going to a village and pass by a well. Luv
falls into the well. Why?

Ans: Because Luv is blind.
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Question: Now, Kush also jumps in. Why?

Ans: Because Luv ke liye saala Kush bhi karega!
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Question: Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?...........
........Socho, socho. Nahi pata?

Ans: D'Cold; Because... Chan ki saans - D'Cold
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Question: Chalo ab batao, Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai?
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............ This one's really simple...

Ans: D'Cold again... Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi :-)
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A railway station beggar meets another beggar.A software engineer
meets another software engineer. Both of them ask the same question to each
other. What is the question?

"So, which platform are you working on?"
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Question: What do you call a person who is leaving India?

Ans: Hindustan Lever.
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Question: What do you call a person who leaves India, but doesn't
travel much?

Ans: Hindustan Lever Limited.
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Question: In an elephant school, some loafer elephants were hanging
around in the canteen. A sexy female elephant passes by. What do the loafer
elephants say about her?

Ans: Look yaar, 36000 - 24000 - 36000!!
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Question: Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha. Uska naam kya tha?

Ans: Adidas.
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Question: Prasad asks Kumble to bring a Pepsi. Kumble brings a bottle,
but takes it directly to Tendulkar. Why?

Ans: Because Tendulkar is an opener.
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Question: What is the similarity between Satynarayan pooja and the
Indian cricket team?

Ans: Dono ke ant me "Prasad" (Venketesh) aataa hai.
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Question: Who is Joe?

Ans: Kambakth ishq... Because "Kambakth ishq hai Joe!"
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Question: The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie "my heart is an umbrella'. Which movie did he really want to see?

Ans: Dil Chhaata Hai.
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[Don]

badhiya hai bhai badhiya :lol:

[tharkikadost]

bahut hi badhiya lele......such mein ....majaa aa gayaaa !!!

[God_Of_Death]

maan gaye bhai tu to PJ king nikla

[GandFaadBanda]

Question: Who is Joe?

Ans: Kambakth ishq... Because "Kambakth ishq hai Joe!"


Joe se ek aur PJ yaad aaya.

Ek naujawan samudra tat pat khada lahron ko nihaar raha tha. Itne mein ek ladki aakar us-sey poochti hai, "Kya tum Joe ho?"

Naujawan kahta hai ki nahi, wo Joe nahi hai. Ladki foot foot kar rone lagti hai. Kahti hai ki mera is sansaar mein ab koi bhi nahi hai.

Kyon? :confused:



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Kyonki:
Saagar kinaare, dil ye pukare
Tu Joe nahi toh mera koi nahi hai

[BILOO PEHALWAN]

Ek hammare akhade se



Why did God invent the orgasm?





































So some of you would know when to stop f**king.