a pirate's tale

[leleram]

A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch.

The seaman asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?" The pirate replies, "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."

"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"? "Well", replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off."

"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eye patch"?

"A seagull dropping fell into my eye," replied the pirate.

"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?," the sailor asked incredulously.

"Well," said the pirate, "it was my first day with my hook"

[GodFather]

Thank god he was not itchy downstairs. ;)

[Mastikhor]

Thank god he was not itchy downstairs. ;)

:roar: :roar:

[funnyfaridabadi]

:rofl: :rofl:

[leleram]

Thank god he was not itchy downstairs. ;)

one day he was...n see what happened here....:D (http://www.fundoozone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2730)

[Mastikhor]

one day he was...n see what happened here....:D (http://www.fundoozone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2730)

:rofl: :rofl:

GF inviting GA for shagging :roar:

[God_Of_Death]

A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch.

The seaman asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?" The pirate replies, "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."

"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"? "Well", replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off."

"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eye patch"?

"A seagull dropping fell into my eye," replied the pirate.

"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?," the sailor asked incredulously.

"Well," said the pirate, "it was my first day with my hook"

http://www.fundoozone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=906

bahut baar teri wajha se BBR mei gaya hoon...ab googly bhai juk jao

[funnyfaridabadi]

http://www.fundoozone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=906

bahut baar teri wajha se BBR mei gaya hoon...ab googly bhai juk jao

Bhai isse kehte apni gaa nd pe laude maarna khud ki post googly se bachwali per uski post ke saath apni bhi FT karwali :w00t:

[God_Of_Death]

Bhai isse kehte apni gaa nd pe laude maarna khud ki post googly se bachwali per uski post ke saath apni bhi FT karwali :w00t:

woh kaise bhai????:blink: :blink:

[leleram]

woh kaise bhai????:blink: :blink:
bhai dono posts ki date dekho...aur aapke post per pehle hi ling diya ja chuka hai:D

[funnyfaridabadi]

woh kaise bhai????:blink: :blink:

see the dates & post number

[God_Of_Death]

yaar yehi locha jab bahut der baad forum pe awan jawan hota hai...... BC cu*iya kat gaya:( :( :(

[Yeda Anna]

Iss loche ka karan Masti hai :hammer1:

FT should be transfered to Masti for causing cunfusion :D