kuchh sawal- jawab

[leleram]

1. At the movies: When you meet

acquaintances/friends...

Stupid Question:-

Hey, what are you doing here?

Answer:- Don't U know, I sell tickets in black over

here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed

high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...

Stupid Question:-

Sorry, did that hurt?

Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local

anesthesia.....why don't you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...

Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.

Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter

Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish

good??

Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated

cement. We occasionally also spit in it.

[Vishnoi]

1. At the movies: When you meet

acquaintances/friends...

Stupid Question:-

Hey, what are you doing here?

Answer:- Don't U know, I sell tickets in black over

here..


Lele jee Bahut badhiya tha magar................................?
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Ek Ticket lakar dena agle friday ko, aur haan ye bhi bata dena ki kitna % lete ho.:lol:

[tharkikadost]

MAJAAA AA GAYA LELE....
LET ME ADD FEW MORE TO THIS........

5. At a family get-together.When some distant aunt meets you after years
Stupid Question:-Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:-Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.


6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask
Stupid Question:-Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:-No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.



7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call
Stupid Question:-Sorry. were you sleeping.
Answer:-No. I was playing cricket for India at Sharjah and just when you called Salim Malik was betting with me that Pakistan would win. What do you think?



8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair
Stupid Question:-Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-No, its autumn and I'm shedding......



9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth
Stupid Question:-Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-And while I'm telling you , you tell me if I bite.



10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks
Stupid Question:-Oh, so you smoke
Answer:-No, it's a miracle ...........it was a chalk and now it's in flames!!!

[God_Of_Death]

lele bhai ur on fire to day....ek se ek item bomb le kar ayela hai tu
:thumbup: :thumbup: :w00t:

[leleram]

thanxx DW for adding to it.......
its a real fun when someone answers in such a manner...:tongue: