Jupiter ke sath Anyay hua.

[Vishnoi]

do u know the full scene

see last edited by kaun hai on the original page

ER ne edit kiya, aur mujhe phansa raha hai.......

My Lord,
Jagah : FZ,
Sarkaari file me Muzrim ka Naam : Jupi urf Jupiter magar Bekasur.
Thanedaar : Eshtyle Raja.

FZ ke Court me aaye huye budhiman logo aur manniya nayaymurti.
My Lord Jupiter naam ka ek ladka (aapko parichay karva deta hoon ki wo ek khata-peeta, hamesha khush rahne wala prani) jo apne kaam se matlab rakhta tha aur kisi se kuch nahi kahta tha aur ekdum saff dil aur Nek-insan.
Ab hua U ki ek din wo kisi kaam se bahar gaya tha aur Raste Raste chup-chap ghar aa raha tha, Bich me hi police thana padta hai, aur uss Thane ke thanedaar ka naam tha Eshtyle Raja.
Eshtyle raja sahab ko thoda Tharki shouk tha aur Virgin Murge ki Talash me they, tabhi Unki nazar mere client Jupiter per padi aur Unki Niyat kharab ho gayi aur isko phansane ke liye kuch hawaldaaro ke sath milkar ek chal chalte hai.

Me Lord dhayan dene layak ye baat hai ki Uss Thanedaar ke uper Civil court me darzano mamle lambit hai aur sekdo mukdame chal rahe hai.


Ek din Jupiter bhai FZ per Munna munni ke uper kuch bhasan de rahe the tabhi Police ki gadi aati hai aur Unko gaddi me bithakar thane le aati hai, Kismat se Jupi bhai waha se bhag jate hai aur Media walo ko samne ye bayan de dalte hai ki unko fansaya jaa raha hai.

Tabhi Police captain aag-babula ho jata hai aur uper se madad lekar iss mamle ko dabane ke liye Kuch Edit Vedit kar dalte hai. aur iss Poore mamle per media ki Nazar rahti hai magar kuch FT ke bhukhe media wale bhi police ka sath dete hai.

Jupiter bhai Maharana paratap ki tarah Jungle me ghumte hai aur kuch din Junglee raja ke mehman bankar rahte hai, Tabhi Junglee raja Inam ke lalach me thanedaar ke Vireless per phone ghumate hai aur Jupiter ko Thanedaar pakad kar jail me band kar dete hai aur apne kuch Hawaldaaro ke sath Jabardasti FT karne ki koshish karte hai.

My Lord ! ab Case ki tah me jakar aap ye bhi pata laga sakte hai ki Jupiter ki Post ke uper FT ka jo link diya gaya hai usme Chhedkhani ki gayi thi aur gahan chan-been se ye malum hota hai ki uss Link me baad me Editing ki gayi hai, taki Jupi ko fansa sake aur hawalat me band karke uski izzat per hath daal sake. Ab saara case khul gaya hai aur mamla her kisi ke samjh me aa gaya hai ki FZ ke Main pad per rahte huye manniya ER jee ne apni Vardi, apne Iman ke sath chhedkhani ki hai, iski saza Unko milni chahiye.

Judge : Saare gavah aur sabuto ko madheynazar rakhte huye adalat ye faisla sunati hai ki manniya Jupiter bhai ko Beizzat bari kiya jaaye aur Eshtyle raja Ke sath FT ki jaaye.aur Jupiter bhai Nirodh hai sorry Nirdosh hai.

Toot pado Thanedaar ke uper, Bhag na paaye, kuch log udher se jao, arey pakdo, pakdo, pakdo. :scooter: Motorcycle lekar aao.
wo bhag raha hai wo bhag raha hai dekho. bach na paaye. Apne-Apne hathiyaar lekar pakdo usko. Bhag na paaye.kapde phad daalo. loot lo izzat uski. maaro-marro. :lol:
Uper chhad jao. Daal do Gotiyo samet, loot lo Mazze. Police wale bahut kum hath aate hai, ek piche se,ek aage se chhad jao. LeLe bhai Hanf gaye kya.
:lol:

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

Fundoo Bhaiyon.. kya situation paida ho gayee hai

Ek Thanedaar ne balatkar kar diya
Doosre Thanedaar ne apne dost ko bachane ke liye, File band karke, mamle ko rafa dafa kar diya
Aur Jo chila, chila ke Fariyaad laga raha hai, woh aur koi nahi balki.. jail se abhi-abhi nikla huya quaidi hai.

Mujhe toh bahut darr lag raha hai.. kyunki itihaas gawah hai.. jab jab aisa huya hai, ek Phoolan Devi jaisee Dasyu Sundari ka Janam huya hai

Meri vinamr gujarish hai jupiter se, ke zindagi ke nazzuk mod mein hathyar na uthayen aur sayyam se kaam len.

[Vishnoi]

Junglee bhai baat Hathiyaar Uthane ki nahi hai baat Sare-aam Izzat lutne ki hai. aapke Junglee kanun me aur hamare kanun me fark hai bhai.

Junglee bhai hum quaidi hai,quaidi hai ye lakh baar bhi kah sakte hai kyunki humne gandhi ji ki rah per chalkar satyagarh kiya tha aur uski hame iss raaz me saza mili.
Baat personal nahi hai, baat sirf jupiter ki nahi hai. baat lakho FZ per basne wale praniyo ki hai. Junglee bhai socho! kal agar koi police wala tumhe fansa kar jail me thunsh dega aur hawalat me samuhik sambhog karega to aapko kaisa lagega.

Me Modz' sorry Me Lord aaj wo shaksh hamare pass nahi hai Varna hum usko Gavahi dilwate. wo aaj hospital me Ilaz karva raha hai. Uske 8 tankey aaye hai.
:lol: Me lord ab had ho gayi hai ab bhi fesla jupi ke haq me nahi sunaya gaya to hum aap per beth jayenge sorry Anshan per beth jayenge.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[GodFather]

Guys,

Going to the matter of Jupiters post. I totaly agree that ER edited the post, and no body noticed it said last edited by,and nobody asked why? Jupi after finding out that its an FT edited the post first, ER then inturn wentin and re pasted it, and I am pretty sure that Jupi will vouch for it, right Jupi?

So there is nothing like Bihar ka rajya or autocracy on this site, its just that we dont want it to go the GH way. One of the admins closed that thread because it was turning out to be a futile thread.

I would also like to say some thing to Vishnoi. Dude, if you dont have anything to post, then dont post such stuff and especially if you dont know any thing. This would be my first and last warning to you, If you keep posting this kind of stuff then think yourself banned.

WE DONT want any kind of mischiefs and WE will not tolerate any kind of crap here. There are hell lotsa things to be talked about under the sun and whole slew of jokes to be picked up and posted here.

Lets all work together to make this site a better place.

Happy posting.

[leleram]

kudos for posting it godfather.....
i do have a lill flair for open discussio....
n this type of exchange of views on chit-chat will do a lot of good for this site:thumbup:

[Vishnoi]

God father sahab zara mera Avtar dekho, ye Kisne change kiya, Jub kisi sachi baat ko bola jata hai to aapko Bura lagta hai.
Ab dekho mera Avtar kisne change kiya hai.
Yaar had hoti hai, kisi baat per ban karna aur na karna wo alag baat hai, aur Hum to hansi mazak kar rahe they ye samjhane ki koshish mat karo ki mene kuch wrong likha, kisi ke uper koi personal nahi hai Ok.

Bihar bana diya aisa word khod jupi ne likha tha jo ki mazak me usne likha tha aur iske piche koi buri bhavna nahi thi ok.
Ab mein puch raha hoon ki mera Avtar change kisne kiya ?
? ? ? ?

[GodFather]

God father sahab zara mera Avtar dekho, ye Kisne change kiya, Jub kisi sachi baat ko bola jata hai to aapko Bura lagta hai.
Ab dekho mera Avtar kisne change kiya hai.
Yaar had hoti hai, kisi baat per ban karna aur na karna wo alag baat hai, aur Hum to hansi mazak kar rahe they ye samjhane ki koshish mat karo ki mene kuch wrong likha, kisi ke uper koi personal nahi hai Ok.

Bihar bana diya aisa word khod jupi ne likha tha jo ki mazak me usne likha tha aur iske piche koi buri bhavna nahi thi ok.
Ab mein puch raha hoon ki mera Avtar change kisne kiya ?
? ? ? ?

Samjhaya usko jata hai, jo samjhta hai, you are way beyond that line. Majak kya hota hai sabhi samajhtey hain. I didnt see any humor in your post. Aur aapney aisi kaun si sachchi baat boli hai, I dont know. Aapkey saath hindi ka woh muhawara sidhdh hota hai 'adhjal gagri chalkat jai'

[Vishnoi]

Samjhaya usko jata hai, jo samjhta hai, you are way beyond that line. Majak kya hota hai sabhi samajhtey hain. I didnt see any humor in your post. Aur aapney aisi kaun si sachchi baat boli hai, I dont know. Aapkey saath hindi ka woh muhawara sidhdh hota hai 'adhjal gagri chalkat jai'

Hahahahahahhahahaha Humor aapko kaise dikhega bhai kyunki Humor dekhne ke liye shabdo ki Gahrayi me jana padta hai,aur uss Bhavna ko samjhna padta hai Jaisi kisi KAVI ki Sarngar Rachna ko samjhne ke liye KAVI Hardya hona chahiye, Hamara Maksad kisi ki Bhavna se Khilwad karna nahi hai. Hamara Maksad Logo ke dil me Prem ki Jagurti peda karna hai. aur Godfather Bhai I know what is Humor, samjhane ki zarurat nahi hai.


Kuch aur meri Taraf se bhi.........

Nach na Jane aangan tedha.

Bandar kya jaane adarak ka swad.

Tu chal mein aaya.

:thumbup: :lol:

Ye lo bhai logo ek PJ apun ki taraf se.

:lol:Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson Computer?

It has two bytes and no memory.

[fundoo]

I dont want to entertain u
hence Now u dnt hve rights to post in any section enjoy reading

[Jupiter]

well maine khud edit kiya tha
for 2 reasons

1. savin my *** from Ft
2. more importantly for bakar

n the thread did become popular......


yaar chillx..... enjoi......... bakar is what we come heer 4 rite?

so no1 needs to fite 4 me, or for that matter fight on anything at all

make frens n have fun!

Cheers!