professor
25th July 2006, 04:45 PM
Baat un dino ki hai jab Masti bhaiya ka rootba hua karta tha, ek bhot badi shipping company ke maalik hua karte the. Chote- bade kul mila kar 34 pani ke jahaj chalte the.
Khoob chalpahal raha karti thi unke docks pur, koi jahaj kahi jaa raha hota tha koi kaheen.
Ek badee si building ke sixth floor pur shandaar office hua karta tha, kon si cheez aisi ho sakti thi jo Masti bhaiya ke pahunch mein na ho…pun
Masti bhaiya urf Mastikhor…apne naam ke mutabiq bhot masto-khor the…unka dil apni secretary monika (badi shiddat se banaya tha uparwale ne usey) pur aa gaya..
Thodi jiddo-jahad karne ke baad maal pat gaya, pat-ta kaise nahee, itni daulat dekh kar ladki tow kya ladki ki maa bhi set ho jaaye.
Khair, 2 saal tak masti bhai ne khoob aashnai ki, khoob choosa uske ras ko, apni sari daulat loota dali ek pillu ke piche.
Ek jahaj bika..fir doosra….fir teesra..chautha..panchwa………………….34 ke 34 jahaj bik gaye, pur na tow masti ki pyas bujhi aur na hi monika ki.
Aur fir wahee hua………..ek din masti sadak pur aur monika apne naye aalishan penthouse main…waqt ne karwat badli tow monika neb hi badal li…masti ko **** who ek Shekh ke chakkar mein fas gayi..fas kya gayi..usney shekh ko fasa liya..
Masti ka monika se milna band ho gaya…dheere dheere usey sharab ki lat ney jakad liya..Office bhi bik gaya aura b masti ek chote se flat mein apna jeewan guzarne laga…
Kuch time baad masti apney purane mitra professor se mila, professor ke samjhane ka kuch asar hua…dheere-dheere gadi patri par aane lagi, monika ka gam bhi door hone laga pun ek kasak si ab bhi thi..
Masti ne apne aap ko re-establish kiya, aur fir achanak ek din nikal pada monika ki talash mein… ab tak who kahan ki kahan pahoonch chuki thi..kisi tisre sultan ke bistar garm kar rahi thi…
Bhot mushkilon ke baad masti ko ek mauka mila monika se milne ka, bhot request karne ke baad monika ek raat gujarne pur taiyar ho gai…shayad monika ko daya aa gayi us pur, usne socha ki itne saalon tak uski daulat pur aiyyashi ki hai ab bechara khasta haalat mein hai …chalo ek raat aur sahee..
Pun…
masti ki ek shart thi….ki kaam main apni ishtail se karoonga..
Monika ne socha chalo theek hai, chuchchi hi lega na, jaan thodi hi le lega.. aur haan kar di.
Khair nishchit waqt aur jagah pur dono ka Milan hua, aur ek shandaar shaam shuru hui, aankh se aankh mili, dono ke jism tharraye etc etc, khair final set-up ki tayyari shuru hone lagi….ek –ek karke dono wastra heen hue….aur tabhi…shart ke anusar masti ne ek minut ka break liya…
Bhagkar gaye aur apney kot ki jeb se ek 10 inch ki torch nikal laaye…
Monika ne jaise hi torch dekhi……piche ki hawa peeche, aura agey ki aagey rah gayi…fir bhi usney apne dil ko tassali di…ki kya hua 10 inch ki hai…sultaan ka bhi tow 9 inch ka tha…dekh lengey..
Khair khel thoda aur aagey badha..masti ne dheere- dheere niche wale hoton se khelna chaloo kiya…aur fir jab thodi shooliyat hui tow…donon ko faila kar usmein torch se roshni kar ke dekhney lage…
Ab tak tow monika saans rok kar najara le rahi thi pun ab usey gussa aaney laga…aur ek jor ka chapata masti ke lagaya…aur boli…”yeh kya badtameezi hai…
Karma hai tow kar …yeh torch se andar kya jhaank raha hai..”
Is par masti ne jawab diya ki …”bhen ki Lawd**** main tow yeh dekh raha hoon ki mere 34 jahaaj gaye kidhar”?
Moral of the story…
I hope Aap log samajg hi gaye hoge…..
Khoob chalpahal raha karti thi unke docks pur, koi jahaj kahi jaa raha hota tha koi kaheen.
Ek badee si building ke sixth floor pur shandaar office hua karta tha, kon si cheez aisi ho sakti thi jo Masti bhaiya ke pahunch mein na ho…pun
Masti bhaiya urf Mastikhor…apne naam ke mutabiq bhot masto-khor the…unka dil apni secretary monika (badi shiddat se banaya tha uparwale ne usey) pur aa gaya..
Thodi jiddo-jahad karne ke baad maal pat gaya, pat-ta kaise nahee, itni daulat dekh kar ladki tow kya ladki ki maa bhi set ho jaaye.
Khair, 2 saal tak masti bhai ne khoob aashnai ki, khoob choosa uske ras ko, apni sari daulat loota dali ek pillu ke piche.
Ek jahaj bika..fir doosra….fir teesra..chautha..panchwa………………….34 ke 34 jahaj bik gaye, pur na tow masti ki pyas bujhi aur na hi monika ki.
Aur fir wahee hua………..ek din masti sadak pur aur monika apne naye aalishan penthouse main…waqt ne karwat badli tow monika neb hi badal li…masti ko **** who ek Shekh ke chakkar mein fas gayi..fas kya gayi..usney shekh ko fasa liya..
Masti ka monika se milna band ho gaya…dheere dheere usey sharab ki lat ney jakad liya..Office bhi bik gaya aura b masti ek chote se flat mein apna jeewan guzarne laga…
Kuch time baad masti apney purane mitra professor se mila, professor ke samjhane ka kuch asar hua…dheere-dheere gadi patri par aane lagi, monika ka gam bhi door hone laga pun ek kasak si ab bhi thi..
Masti ne apne aap ko re-establish kiya, aur fir achanak ek din nikal pada monika ki talash mein… ab tak who kahan ki kahan pahoonch chuki thi..kisi tisre sultan ke bistar garm kar rahi thi…
Bhot mushkilon ke baad masti ko ek mauka mila monika se milne ka, bhot request karne ke baad monika ek raat gujarne pur taiyar ho gai…shayad monika ko daya aa gayi us pur, usne socha ki itne saalon tak uski daulat pur aiyyashi ki hai ab bechara khasta haalat mein hai …chalo ek raat aur sahee..
Pun…
masti ki ek shart thi….ki kaam main apni ishtail se karoonga..
Monika ne socha chalo theek hai, chuchchi hi lega na, jaan thodi hi le lega.. aur haan kar di.
Khair nishchit waqt aur jagah pur dono ka Milan hua, aur ek shandaar shaam shuru hui, aankh se aankh mili, dono ke jism tharraye etc etc, khair final set-up ki tayyari shuru hone lagi….ek –ek karke dono wastra heen hue….aur tabhi…shart ke anusar masti ne ek minut ka break liya…
Bhagkar gaye aur apney kot ki jeb se ek 10 inch ki torch nikal laaye…
Monika ne jaise hi torch dekhi……piche ki hawa peeche, aura agey ki aagey rah gayi…fir bhi usney apne dil ko tassali di…ki kya hua 10 inch ki hai…sultaan ka bhi tow 9 inch ka tha…dekh lengey..
Khair khel thoda aur aagey badha..masti ne dheere- dheere niche wale hoton se khelna chaloo kiya…aur fir jab thodi shooliyat hui tow…donon ko faila kar usmein torch se roshni kar ke dekhney lage…
Ab tak tow monika saans rok kar najara le rahi thi pun ab usey gussa aaney laga…aur ek jor ka chapata masti ke lagaya…aur boli…”yeh kya badtameezi hai…
Karma hai tow kar …yeh torch se andar kya jhaank raha hai..”
Is par masti ne jawab diya ki …”bhen ki Lawd**** main tow yeh dekh raha hoon ki mere 34 jahaaj gaye kidhar”?
Moral of the story…
I hope Aap log samajg hi gaye hoge…..