Santa in Udipi

[Draconian]

Sardar Santa Singh goes to a Udipi hotel to have something to eat. He
orders for Masala Dosa. The waiter promptly gets him the dish but is
surprised to see that Santa eats only the masala leaving the dosa behind.
Santa then orders for 1 plate Samosa. Again this time the waiter notices
that Santa eats only the filling and not the shell. ;Waiter is very curious.
Santa next orders for Batata Vada. This time around also Santa eats only
the filling and leaves the shell behind.
Waiter is losing his patience and walking upto Santa asks him,"Sardarji,aap
dish ke under ka hi cheez kyon khaa rahe ho, kya baki cheez pasand nahi
aaya..?"

Santa Singh says, "Arre bhaiyya, aisi baat nahi. Hamaari tabiyat kuch
teekh nahi isliye doctor ne kaha ki baahar ka cheez mat khaya karo...

[Mahamuni]

Bahar ka doodh peene ki koi manaahi naheen hai.

[Eshtyle Raja]

Jeeo mere laal, khao andar ka maal :thumbup:

[funnyfaridabadi]

good one +ve for Draconian,


draconian bhai, apne jimmedaari bhare pad ko poora kara karo, Moderator hone ke bawajood aapke darshan nahi hote to aur fundooz ka kya hoga.