different rates

[leleram]

Banta Singh ek farmhouse jaata hai aur uska darwaaza khat-khatata hai. Darwaaza ek ladki kholti hai.

Ladki: Mere pitaji ghar par nahi hain. Par mujhe pata hai ki aapko kya chahiye. Aapko hamara bail (bull) chahiye apni gaay (cow) ko byane (pregnant karne) ke liye. Mere pitaji paanch sau rupaye lete hain sabse badhiya bail ke.

Banta: Nahi, mujhe ye bail nahi chahiye.

Girl: Toh fir hamare paas ek jawaan bail bhi hai jo abhi abhi jawaan hua hai. Pitaji uske teen sau rupaye lete hain.

Banta: Nahi, mujhe ye bail nahi chahiye.

Girl: Toh fir hamare paas ek boodha bail bhi hai jiske pitaji sirf sau rupaye lete hain.

Banta: Nahi, mujhe ye bail bhi nahi chahiye. Dar asal main toh tumhare pitaji se tumhare bhai ke baare mein baat karne aaya tha. Tumhare bhai ne meri beti ko garbhvati kar diya hai.

Girl: Oh! Fir toh aapko pitaji se hi milna padega kyonki mujhe pata nahi hai ki pitaji bhai ke kitne paisa lete hain.

[Jupiter]

haha naya maal
+ve repo to u

[Mahamuni]

Girl: Oh! Fir toh aapko pitaji se hi milna padega kyonki mujhe pata nahi hai ki pitaji bhai ke kitne paisa lete hain.

Banta Singh - mein paise deney waalon mein se naheen hoon, badley mein mein tumhein pregnant karoonga.

[Draconian]

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nice one....

[leleram]

thanxx bhai log :getdrunk:

[Pintoo]

lele bhai...lagta hai ladki ke bhai ko Narad ki dukaan ka pata nahin tha ;)

[God_Of_Death]

mast maal bhai maza agaya gift pakka:hi_5: :hi_5: