chacha_choudhary
30th June 2006, 10:35 PM
Sabziwala: Madam ye 500 ka note blouse se nikla hai kya?
Madam: haan par apko kaise pata chala?
Sabziwala: Gandhi ji ka mu abhi bhi khula hua hai!
A boy 2 a dark girl: Tum kitni kali ho!
The girl replies: Tere baap ka kya jata hai?
Boy: Agar mere baap ka jata to aaj kali na hoti.
Sardarni: kal chor aaya aur mere saath S ** karke chala gaya.
Sardar: tumne use roka nahi?
Sardarni: bahut kaha rukne ke liye, bola kal phir aunga.
Sardar asks CALL GIRL: How much?
she says 50 on bed, 20 on sofa, 10 on grass.
Sardar give her 50.
she says wow on bed?
Sardar: no 5 times on grass.
Girl: Maa bajuwale ladke ko dhek ke meri BRA tight ho jati hai.
Maa: beti ek baar bina BRA ke kameej pehen ke ja, uski pant tight ho
jayegi.
2 girls returning 4m movie,
1st: Mera purse chori ho gaya.
2nd: Per tu to bra mein rakhti thi.
1st: Mujhe kya pata saala chori kar raha hai.
kelewala: kele le lo kele
Madam: Are bhaiya kele to pilpile hai kadak aur lambe do
kelewala: Are madam kabhi to khane ke liye liya karo.
A hair cutting saloon shifted from grd floor to 1st floor.
A board was put by him "Neeche ke bal katane ki dukan upar hai"
Once a sadhu baba went to a prostitute. He finished the business and was preparing to leave. Suddenly, the prostitute asks, "Baba, paise?"
Baba replies, "Pagli, tujhse thodi loonga!?
one a guy gets married (don;t they all do :) )...
next day meets his friends and says ,""You know man, sex is nothing but pain in the asss"
he friends is shocked and says,"no man.. u got it wrong.. it is the other way around"
ek aadmi ko shadi se pehle red light area mein har roj jaane ki aadat hoti hai...suhagrat ke baad subah ko aadmi roj ki tarah apni biwi ke taraf ek note phenk kar ja raha hota hai.
Tab peechhe se awaz aati hai.....aji, chhutte to lete jaiye:D
Suhagraat ....
Achanak darwaje par dastak hui ....
Nayi dulhan jaldi se bhaag ke parde ke peechhe chhupp gayi .
Dulhe ne poochha : Kya hua darling ?
Dulhan ne sharmate hue jawab diya : Maine socha ki RAID pad gayi
Press asks PM:
Aap ne sapne mein bhi socha tha
ki aap PM banege?
Manmohan singh: Ye sab Sonia ke haath ka kamal hai, varna hamara to khada honamushkil tha...!
Kantaben is getting on the bus, and her skirt (chaniyo) gets stuck on the door. She's now blocking the door.
Ramanbhai shouts, "Kantaben... chadhva dejo!" ("Kantaben, let me get on)"
Kantaben replies, "Ubha ro, chaniyo to kadhva do." ("Wait, let me get/take the skirt off")
I'm sure gujus will enjoy more
Sardarji: Why are all these people running?
Man: This is a race. The winner will get the cup.
Sardarji: If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?
Call a bowling alley and ask "Do you have 10 pound balls?". When the attendant says "yes", ask them "Then how the hell do you walk?"
:thumbup:
Madam: haan par apko kaise pata chala?
Sabziwala: Gandhi ji ka mu abhi bhi khula hua hai!
A boy 2 a dark girl: Tum kitni kali ho!
The girl replies: Tere baap ka kya jata hai?
Boy: Agar mere baap ka jata to aaj kali na hoti.
Sardarni: kal chor aaya aur mere saath S ** karke chala gaya.
Sardar: tumne use roka nahi?
Sardarni: bahut kaha rukne ke liye, bola kal phir aunga.
Sardar asks CALL GIRL: How much?
she says 50 on bed, 20 on sofa, 10 on grass.
Sardar give her 50.
she says wow on bed?
Sardar: no 5 times on grass.
Girl: Maa bajuwale ladke ko dhek ke meri BRA tight ho jati hai.
Maa: beti ek baar bina BRA ke kameej pehen ke ja, uski pant tight ho
jayegi.
2 girls returning 4m movie,
1st: Mera purse chori ho gaya.
2nd: Per tu to bra mein rakhti thi.
1st: Mujhe kya pata saala chori kar raha hai.
kelewala: kele le lo kele
Madam: Are bhaiya kele to pilpile hai kadak aur lambe do
kelewala: Are madam kabhi to khane ke liye liya karo.
A hair cutting saloon shifted from grd floor to 1st floor.
A board was put by him "Neeche ke bal katane ki dukan upar hai"
Once a sadhu baba went to a prostitute. He finished the business and was preparing to leave. Suddenly, the prostitute asks, "Baba, paise?"
Baba replies, "Pagli, tujhse thodi loonga!?
one a guy gets married (don;t they all do :) )...
next day meets his friends and says ,""You know man, sex is nothing but pain in the asss"
he friends is shocked and says,"no man.. u got it wrong.. it is the other way around"
ek aadmi ko shadi se pehle red light area mein har roj jaane ki aadat hoti hai...suhagrat ke baad subah ko aadmi roj ki tarah apni biwi ke taraf ek note phenk kar ja raha hota hai.
Tab peechhe se awaz aati hai.....aji, chhutte to lete jaiye:D
Suhagraat ....
Achanak darwaje par dastak hui ....
Nayi dulhan jaldi se bhaag ke parde ke peechhe chhupp gayi .
Dulhe ne poochha : Kya hua darling ?
Dulhan ne sharmate hue jawab diya : Maine socha ki RAID pad gayi
Press asks PM:
Aap ne sapne mein bhi socha tha
ki aap PM banege?
Manmohan singh: Ye sab Sonia ke haath ka kamal hai, varna hamara to khada honamushkil tha...!
Kantaben is getting on the bus, and her skirt (chaniyo) gets stuck on the door. She's now blocking the door.
Ramanbhai shouts, "Kantaben... chadhva dejo!" ("Kantaben, let me get on)"
Kantaben replies, "Ubha ro, chaniyo to kadhva do." ("Wait, let me get/take the skirt off")
I'm sure gujus will enjoy more
Sardarji: Why are all these people running?
Man: This is a race. The winner will get the cup.
Sardarji: If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?
Call a bowling alley and ask "Do you have 10 pound balls?". When the attendant says "yes", ask them "Then how the hell do you walk?"
:thumbup: