leleram
8th February 2006, 01:04 PM
Leading Y2k Project
Dear Sir,
Our staff has
completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget.
We have gone through
everyline of code in every program in every system. We
have analyzed all
databases,
all data files, including backups and historic
archives, and modified all
data
to reflect the change.
We are proud to
report that we have completed the "Y-to-K" date change
mission, and
have now implemented all changes to all programs and
all data to reflect
your new standards:
Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk,
August, September,
October, November, December.
As well as: Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak,
Wednesdak,Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak
I trust that this is satisfactory, because to be
honest, none of this "Y to K" problem
has made any sense to me. But I understand it is a
global problem, and our
team is glad to help in any way possible.
And what does the year 2000 have to do with it?
Speaking of which, what do you think we
ought to do next year when the two digit year rolls
over from 99 to 00? We'll
await your direction.
Very Sincerely,
Santa Singh .
Dear Sir,
Our staff has
completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget.
We have gone through
everyline of code in every program in every system. We
have analyzed all
databases,
all data files, including backups and historic
archives, and modified all
data
to reflect the change.
We are proud to
report that we have completed the "Y-to-K" date change
mission, and
have now implemented all changes to all programs and
all data to reflect
your new standards:
Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk,
August, September,
October, November, December.
As well as: Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak,
Wednesdak,Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak
I trust that this is satisfactory, because to be
honest, none of this "Y to K" problem
has made any sense to me. But I understand it is a
global problem, and our
team is glad to help in any way possible.
And what does the year 2000 have to do with it?
Speaking of which, what do you think we
ought to do next year when the two digit year rolls
over from 99 to 00? We'll
await your direction.
Very Sincerely,
Santa Singh .