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KaamDev
29th June 2006, 04:33 PM
Bihari Proffesor Who Does Not Know English


Prof. Bihari does not know English.
> > See how & what he speaks....
> >
> > # Inside the Class :- ---------------
> > * Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come
> > * Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
> > * Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half.
> > * Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the
> > corridor
> > * You, meet me behind the class. ( meaning AFTER the class)
> > * Both of u three, get out of the class.
> > * Close the doors of the windows please .. I have winter in my nose
> > today...
> > * Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
> > * Take 5 cm wire of any length....
> >
> > # About his family :- ---------------
> > * I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?)
> > * My long sister was boiling in water so I send her to hospital.
> >
> > # At the ground :- ------------
> > * All of you, stand in a straight circle.
> > * There is no wind in the balloon.
> > # To a boy, angrily :- ----------------
> > * I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?
> >
> > # Giving a punishment :- ------------------
> > * You, rotate the ground four times...
> > * You, go and under-stand the tree...
> > * You three of you, stand together separately.
> > * Why are you late - say YES or NO ...(?)
> >
> > # Sir at his best :- --------------
> > Sir had once gone to a film with his wife.
> > By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though
> > the boy did not see them.
> > So the next day at school... ( 2 that boy )
> > "Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"
> >

Jupiter
29th June 2006, 04:42 PM
Do i smell a repeat?

KaamDev
29th June 2006, 04:56 PM
Might be, But yaar I could have posted it in Desi Humor, At least forwards should not be treated for boonga-boonga, I got this mail, found interesting, so pasted it here. Jupi tujhe to yaar, meri lene ka mauka chahiye, bas. aaja tail-chatayi le kar baitha hoon, aaja maar le, :tongue:

Jupiter
29th June 2006, 04:58 PM
Might be, But yaar I could have posted it in Desi Humor, At least forwards should not be treated for boonga-boonga, I got this mail, found interesting, so pasted it here. Jupi tujhe to yaar, meri lene ka mauka chahiye, bas. aaja tail-chatayi le kar baitha hoon, aaja maar le, :tongue:


Mai Gurgaon aau ya tu Delhi aa raha hai?

KaamDev
29th June 2006, 05:12 PM
Yahi aaja, Gaon me Gud ke saath maar lena :getdrunk:, Kal aana kal weekend chalu hoga, kuch peena peelana ho jaayega. :getdrunk: