JUNGLEE RAJA
28th June 2006, 04:43 PM
1.
Two prostitutes were talking; "We're in the best business in the world" said one. "Why's that then?" said the other. "Well, we've got it, we sell it, and we've still got it!" replied the first.
2.
A prostitute gets run over by a car. A passer-by goes to her aid, and the prostitute says, "Oh no, I feel dizzy and I can't see."
The passer-by shows the prostitute his hand and asks, "How many fingers have I got up?"
Then the prostitute screams "Oh no. I'm paralysed as well!"
3.
Why do prostitutes use condoms?
It last longer than gum!
4.
Why do prostitutes they wear earrings? Something to hook their legs onto
5.
Why do prostitutes wear knickers?
To keep their ankles warm.
Two prostitutes were talking; "We're in the best business in the world" said one. "Why's that then?" said the other. "Well, we've got it, we sell it, and we've still got it!" replied the first.
2.
A prostitute gets run over by a car. A passer-by goes to her aid, and the prostitute says, "Oh no, I feel dizzy and I can't see."
The passer-by shows the prostitute his hand and asks, "How many fingers have I got up?"
Then the prostitute screams "Oh no. I'm paralysed as well!"
3.
Why do prostitutes use condoms?
It last longer than gum!
4.
Why do prostitutes they wear earrings? Something to hook their legs onto
5.
Why do prostitutes wear knickers?
To keep their ankles warm.