GodFather
8th February 2006, 11:03 AM
"You know the world is different
when the best rapper is a white guy,
the best golfer is a black guy,
the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese,
the Swiss hold the America's Cup,
France is accusing the US of arrogance,
Germany doesn't want to go to war,
and the 3 most powerful men in America
are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colin'! Need I say more?"
- Chris Rock
"Those who pay minimum wage, it's their way of saying they
would've paid you even lower if they could've" - Chris Rock
"Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white,
y'know? People are nice to ya, they give you the beneift o'
the doubt... You drive a flash car down the freeway and the
cops'll pull y'over and before they even look they like 'What
the f**k are you doing?' and then they see it's you and they
like 'Awww man, it's Chris Rock, it's okay, man we thought
you was a nigga'." - Chris Rock
"Have you been watching American Idol? They have Simon Cowell
and Paula Abdul judgin' the singin. Paula Abdul?! Gettin' Paula
Abdul to judge a singin' contest is like gettin' Christopher Reeve
to judge a dance contest!" - Chris ROck
"If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's
twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six,
she's damn near fourty." - Chris Rock
Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to
and the one white people used to go to. - Chris Rock
when the best rapper is a white guy,
the best golfer is a black guy,
the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese,
the Swiss hold the America's Cup,
France is accusing the US of arrogance,
Germany doesn't want to go to war,
and the 3 most powerful men in America
are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colin'! Need I say more?"
- Chris Rock
"Those who pay minimum wage, it's their way of saying they
would've paid you even lower if they could've" - Chris Rock
"Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white,
y'know? People are nice to ya, they give you the beneift o'
the doubt... You drive a flash car down the freeway and the
cops'll pull y'over and before they even look they like 'What
the f**k are you doing?' and then they see it's you and they
like 'Awww man, it's Chris Rock, it's okay, man we thought
you was a nigga'." - Chris Rock
"Have you been watching American Idol? They have Simon Cowell
and Paula Abdul judgin' the singin. Paula Abdul?! Gettin' Paula
Abdul to judge a singin' contest is like gettin' Christopher Reeve
to judge a dance contest!" - Chris ROck
"If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's
twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six,
she's damn near fourty." - Chris Rock
Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to
and the one white people used to go to. - Chris Rock