Narad Muni
7th February 2006, 01:38 PM
Dosto kuch chote chote jokva aapke samne parstuth karne jaa raha hoon umeed hai aapko Pasand aayenge.
1.
A boy give the kamal( flower) to girl.Girl hit a chanta.The boy asked"Why you hit me a chanta".The girl said"You give me a BJP nishani,I give you CONGRESS" .
2.
Sardar ne amlet banane ke liye anda toda-dekha to anda ekdam khali tha.Sardar bola : bhench*d....aajkal murgee bhi CONDOM pehanne lagee.
3.
MOHABATTIEN PART II :EK ladki thi sexy si,ek **** pe wo marti thi,chori-2 chupke-2 ch*t pe khujli karti thi,chudna tha shayad usko,par lambe lU*nd se darti thi..
4.
Matrimonial ad. "WANTED WIFE" AGE no Bar! HEIGHT no Bar! LOOKS no Bar! CAST no Bar! But girls father should hav his own baar... CHEERS..:lol:
5.
Santa -Tumhari harkaton se lagta jaise tumhare dimaag mein gobar bhara hai.
Banta - Oye! to phir itni der se chaat kyon raha hai
6.
Sounds during sex in different countries
ENGLAND oh yeeaah aaah..........
AMERICA yesss babyeee............
INDIA oeee maaaah...................
PAKISTAN aahista bhai jan ammi jag jayegi.
:thumbup:
1.
A boy give the kamal( flower) to girl.Girl hit a chanta.The boy asked"Why you hit me a chanta".The girl said"You give me a BJP nishani,I give you CONGRESS" .
2.
Sardar ne amlet banane ke liye anda toda-dekha to anda ekdam khali tha.Sardar bola : bhench*d....aajkal murgee bhi CONDOM pehanne lagee.
3.
MOHABATTIEN PART II :EK ladki thi sexy si,ek **** pe wo marti thi,chori-2 chupke-2 ch*t pe khujli karti thi,chudna tha shayad usko,par lambe lU*nd se darti thi..
4.
Matrimonial ad. "WANTED WIFE" AGE no Bar! HEIGHT no Bar! LOOKS no Bar! CAST no Bar! But girls father should hav his own baar... CHEERS..:lol:
5.
Santa -Tumhari harkaton se lagta jaise tumhare dimaag mein gobar bhara hai.
Banta - Oye! to phir itni der se chaat kyon raha hai
6.
Sounds during sex in different countries
ENGLAND oh yeeaah aaah..........
AMERICA yesss babyeee............
INDIA oeee maaaah...................
PAKISTAN aahista bhai jan ammi jag jayegi.
:thumbup: