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Mahamuni
6th February 2006, 07:21 PM
1200 persons attended the recent International Psychic Society
conference.

Moderator: "How many attendees believe in ghosts?"
(Over 80% of the hands were raised).

Moderator: "How many have actually seen a ghost?" (58% of the
hands were raised)

Moderator: "How many believe that a ghost can be solid?" (23% of the
hands were raised)

Moderator: "How many have ever physically touched a ghost?" (3% of
the hands were raised)

Moderator: "How many have ever had sex with a ghost?" (After some
pause one lonely hand at the back of the hall went up)

Moderator: "May I ask where you are from, Sardarji ?"
Attendee: "I am from Jallandhar."
Moderator: "And you say you've had sex with a ghost?"
Attendee: " Oh, I thought you said "goat."

Eshtyle Raja
6th February 2006, 07:55 PM
:tongue_smilie:

lele, apna jalandhar is on attack...... :tongue:

GodFather
6th February 2006, 08:13 PM
Sardar ---> Psychic, that was hillarious.

leleram
28th June 2007, 09:21 PM
:tongue_smilie:

lele, apna jalandhar is on attack...... :tongue:
Fikar nakko praji, naya bakra dhoond liya hai:D

pechkas
28th June 2007, 09:25 PM
Fikar nakko praji, naya bakra dhoond liya hai:D
oh you have found a goat :o :banghead: :banghead:

funnyfaridabadi
29th June 2007, 02:15 PM
:lmao: :lmao:

lele ki baat sun kar yakin ho gaya joke ki sachchai pe...