Toilet Quotes

[Eshtyle Raja]

Guyzzzzzzz,

Lets make a big collection of Public Toilet Quotes.. We all must have noticed very funny tharki quotes on public toilet.. lets put together all these... Also if we can create more funny quotes, that would be great.. so lets start...

Here are quotes from my side :

Is samay aapka bhavishya aapke haath mai hai.

Shake well after use.

Apni ijjat apne hath.

Yahan bado bado ka nikal jata hai.

Jyada hilaoge to mootne ki jagah moothna pad sakta hai.

[Admin]

:rolleyes:

[Narad Muni]

:rolleyes: :angr:

[leleram]

:rolleyes: :angr:

:rolleyes::001_rolleyes: :glare:

[Eshtyle Raja]

Mujse koi galti ho gayi kaaa :blink: :blink:


yaa koi kabhi public toilet mai tatti peshab karne nahi gaya :blink: :blink:

[Admin]

yaar tum waha mootne jaate ho ya padhai karne :p :D :D

[Narad Muni]

[QUOTE=Eshtyle_Raja]Mujse koi galti ho gayi kaaa:blink:
yaa koi kabhi public toilet mai tatti peshab karne nahi gaya:blink:[QUOTE]

Public Place par Shitt bikher kar Unchi aawaz me baat karta hai, abey lele Hawaldaar kaha mar gaya idher aa aaj isko Thane(police station) lejakr 3rd Degree use karke puchte hai ki isne kon-konse area ke Public Toilet me aise sher:w00t: likhe hai aur iska Group kitna bada hai.:lol: Zarror iske piche koi safed-posh hai:lol:

[captain]

yaar tum waha mootne jaate ho ya padhai karne :p

:ROFL: :ROFL:
:ROFL: :ROFL:

[leleram]

it was written in one of Menz toilet i recently visited:tongue:

" your future is in your hands........
........... is it dark??"


n i c it is dark ;)

[pavika]

The best one I had read,
"Iss anjuman mein aapko, aana hai baar-baar"

[GandFaadBanda]

Ek meri taraf se. This old song was written in my college's urinal:

"Nanhe munne bachche teri mutthi mein kya hai?"

[God_Of_Death]

Yaar max public toilets, esp train walo mei
yehi dekhne ko milta hai...

"pinku loves chinki"

"pappu loves pooja"

[KaamDev]

From my side:

"jyot se jyot jagate chalo........Prem ki ganga bahate chalo....." :)

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

Hammare School ke toilet mein likha hua rehta tha,

Shake well till white precipitate appears

[GandFaadBanda]

Shake well till white precipitate appears

Arey haan! Isse yaad aaya ek aur toilet quote. Ye maine ek train ki toilet mein padha tha:

Shake Well After Use!

[Yeda Anna]

Apun ne toilet may ye dekha tha



Ch**t jab shaiyya pe hoti hai tow,
Aalam saa banaa rehtaa hai.
Pahle dhakke pe aah nikalti hai,
Fir waah waah nikalti hai.

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Kamar mein lungi
moon mein paan
abey ghandoo
kyon nahin jaata pakistan

[Admin]

Kamar mein lungi
moon mein paan
abey ghandoo
kyon nahin jaata pakistan



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[Laundebaaz]

Mera dekho, meray bhai ka bhi dekho

Jhaadiyon mein khada pehalwaan

Bhaag bhos di ke aandhi aayee

[mahesh9960]

hi,i m mahesh recently joined to fundozone.com

[leleram]

welcome on board mahesh.....:)

[dengu]

hi,i m mahesh recently joined to fundozone.com

galat jagah khada kar diya aapne Mahesh:hammer:

[don pedro]

I read this in a train toilet-
Bh#%@diKe ! Upar mat dekhna!!!!
Aur upar likha tha-
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'Maaney nahin Ma@#@rC%$d!!!!!'

[WildCat]

Very Funny :lol: