Sardaarji

[Mahamuni]

A Sardarji finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust
and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that he
decides to ask Bhagwan for help.

He goes into the temple and begins to pray........... "Oh Bhagwan,
please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't get some money,
I'm going to lose my house as well, please let me win the lotto".

Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it.
The Sardarji goes back to the temple..................... "Bhagwan,
please let me win the lotto, I've lost my business, my house and I'm
going to lose my car as well".

Lotto night comes and the Sardarji still has no luck!!
Back to the temple..................

"My Bhagwan, why have you forsaken me?

I've lost my business, my house, my car and my wife and children are
starving.. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a
good servant to you. Why won't you just let me win the lotto this one time
so I can get my life back in order???".

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the sky parts open and
the Sardarji is confronted by the voice of Lord :

"SARDARJI, BUY THE D'AMN TICKET FIRST".WITHOUT BUYING TICKETS YOU CANT
WIN"

[Admin]

:D :D :D

nice one....

[Admin]

+ve for you... check UCP ;)

[Eshtyle Raja]

Aaya murga haath mai... Laundebaaj ji, tail lagaa ke tyaar raho.. bend it like thuk-ham..... :thumbup: :thumbup:

http://www.fundoozone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=237&highlight=ticket

[Mahamuni]

Aaya murga haath mai... Laundebaaj ji, tail lagaa ke tyaar raho.. bend it like thuk-ham..... :thumbup: :thumbup:

http://www.fundoozone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=237&highlight=ticket


FT for a twenty liner joke against two liner. For explaining your joke in detail, do I have to face fundoo treatment.

Sorry, my dear I am not willing to accept that lying down ........................:confused: :confused:

[Eshtyle Raja]

FT for a twenty liner joke against two liner. For explaining your joke in detail, do I have to face fundoo treatment.

Sorry, my dear I am not willing to accept that lying down ........................:confused: :confused:


This is not comparison of two jokes LB bhai, The theme is same... now please let us do the honor..:tongue:

[Draconian]

he he he :D

sab log dur hato pahele FT ki baari hamari hai :D

[Eshtyle Raja]

line mai line mai line mai......... LB, ab to sach mai laundebaaji hogi :w00t:

[Jupiter]

wel i dont rate this in the category of repeat really
This one is majedar, that one isnt that good

n the whole lot of explaination part and bhumika-bandho part makes this joke different n more enjoiable, i dont think FT / RT is required....

[God_Of_Death]

bhai mast mast joke tha.....:lol: :lol: :lol:

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

wel i dont rate this in the category of repeat really
This one is majedar, that one isnt that good

n the whole lot of explaination part and bhumika-bandho part makes this joke different n more enjoiable, i dont think FT / RT is required....

Bhai RT/FT toh leni padegi.. chalo panchyat bhulate hain... aur jisko post better tha usko baksh dete hain aur doosre ki le lete hain

ER bhai???

Yaar aaj tak Admin ya staff ki nahi lee... kaisee hoti hogi...

[Jupiter]

Bhai RT/FT toh leni padegi.. chalo panchyat bhulate hain... aur jisko post better tha usko baksh dete hain aur doosre ki le lete hain

ER bhai???

Yaar aaj tak Admin ya staff ki nahi lee... kaisee hoti hogi...


is maamle lein to mai aapke saath hoon....lol:thumbup:

[Eshtyle Raja]

No if, no but, sirf LB's butt :thumbup:

FT decide ho chuki hai bandhuo, daawat mai aapka swagat hai. Koi bahana nahi chalega.. This is repeat. kisi small joke ko badaa kar paish karne se FT se bacha nahi jaa sakta..

[leleram]

Bhai RT/FT toh leni padegi.. chalo panchyat bhulate hain... aur jisko post better tha usko baksh dete hain aur doosre ki le lete hain

ER bhai???

Yaar aaj tak Admin ya staff ki nahi lee... kaisee hoti hogi...


is maamle lein to mai aapke saath hoon....lol:thumbup:

main bhi line mein hi hu......

[Mahamuni]

main bhi line mein hi hu......


Aaye thay pant kholkar karwa ke chal diye
Thay thokney ko aaye thukwa ke chal diye
Panchon ne kar diya hai insaaf dosto
ER ko hum na karenge aaj maaf dosto

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

No if, no but, sirf LB's butt :thumbup:

FT decide ho chuki hai bandhuo, daawat mai aapka swagat hai. Koi bahana nahi chalega.. This is repeat. kisi small joke ko badaa kar paish karne se FT se bacha nahi jaa sakta..

Mere khyal se ER bhai ka sujaav accha hai ke kaisee bhi joke ho, small ya phir bada, FT se koi bhi bach nahi sakta
ER bhai yeh sujaav kabile-e-tareef hai, isse kal se lagoo kiya jaayega

Aaj toh le lo bhai log Admin saab ki, kya pata phir yeh mauka mile na mile

ER bhai... Zindabad... Admin Saab ki jai ho

[Eshtyle Raja]

Yeh kya sajish rachi jaa rahi hai.. mai aap sab logo ko LB ki FT par daawat de raha tha aur aap mujhe par chad rahe ho... yeh achhi baat nahi hain..sharaft ka jamana hi nahi...

LB ki FT ka hissa chaiye to aapka swagat hai :tongue:

[GodFather]

Mere khaayal se yeh FT hai doston. Reason being, joke ki punch line main hi asli humor hai..and that is a repeat. Bhoomika badi hai, woh maanta hoon alag hai, par jab tak aakhiri ki line nahin boli jati...joke ka koi matlab nahin rehta.

[Feel The Friday]

yeah agred with GF unless last line is der joke doesnt stand
so it is FT bhai logo :thumbup:
and LB bhai ki FT to pata nahi kitne time bad milli hai
mukka to chornahinahi chaeyh jaldii aaoo sub log :scooter:

[Mahamuni]

Mere khaayal se yeh FT hai doston. Reason being, joke ki punch line main hi asli humor hai..and that is a repeat. Bhoomika badi hai, woh maanta hoon alag hai, par jab tak aakhiri ki line nahin boli jati...joke ka koi matlab nahin rehta.


Jaao jaakar keh do poore zamaane ko
ki LB tayaar hai apni marwaaney ko

[Jupiter]

yahan par kaafi log hain to ER / Admin ki lene ke paksh mein hain

Isliye mera vote hai ER ke lene ke liye.....

Admin ki lo, kuchh naya karo......:laugh:

So how many in support of FTing ER???

[Mahamuni]

yahan par kaafi log hain to ER / Admin ki lene ke paksh mein hain

Isliye mera vote hai ER ke lene ke liye.....

Admin ki lo, kuchh naya karo......:laugh:

So how many in support of FTing ER???


Juppi bhai - hum hindustaani log Supreme Court ke judges ke faisley ka niraadar naheen karte aur isi bhawna ke tahat maine upni ga*nd samarpit kar di hai.

Faisla sahi tha ya galat, yeh to judges jaanein.

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

yahan par kaafi log hain to ER / Admin ki lene ke paksh mein hain

Isliye mera vote hai ER ke lene ke liye.....

Admin ki lo, kuchh naya karo......:laugh:

So how many in support of FTing ER???

Mere vichar yeh Jupiter bhai sahi hai... Agar Admin aur staff member ki liya jayee.. toh isse admin saab aur memberon ke beech doori kaam hogi aur pyaar Mohabbat ki badhotri hogi...membron ke beech toh lena dena chalta rahega
Mujhe poora vishwaas hai yahan ke Admin ek dildar insaan aur apne membron ki khwaish kam se kam ek baar poori karenge
Hum Apni jaan aur G*** ki baazi laga ke yahan post karte hain... kya Admin saab haamare liye humari itni choti si khwaish poori nahi kar sakte??

:lol:

[Jupiter]

Juppi bhai - hum hindustaani log Supreme Court ke judges ke faisley ka niraadar naheen karte aur isi bhawna ke tahat maine upni ga*nd samarpit kar di hai.

Faisla sahi tha ya galat, yeh to judges jaanein.


Nahin nahin hum ye atyachar nahin hone denge

Hum UN ki Human Rights Court mein appeal karenge...
President se Pardonage ki guzarish karenge....................:thumbup:

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

Main toh bhook hadtal pe jaa raha hoon
Ek Raja hone ke naate main yeh atyachar nahi dekh sakta

Maine apni Junglee kabile ki har khwaish poori ki hai, chahe uske liye mujhe apni jaan bhi pradhaan karni pade

Admin Saab aap yahan ke Raja hain... apni praja ko dukhi mat kijiye
Meri baat maniye aur itihaas rachiyhe

[Mahamuni]

Nahin nahin hum ye atyachar nahin hone denge

Hum UN ki Human Rights Court mein appeal karenge...
President se Pardonage ki guzarish karenge....................:thumbup:



bhai hamein koi pardon naheen chahiye, aur kis baat ke liye pardon



Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ub hamaare dil mein hai
Dekhna hai zor kitna baazuey kaatil mein hai


Hai koi in judges ke ilaawa jo samajhata ho ki inhonein insaaf kiya hai?

[Jupiter]

bhai hamein koi pardon naheen chahiye, aur kis baat ke liye pardon



Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ub hamaare dil mein hai
Dekhna hai zor kitna baazuey kaatil mein hai


Hai koi in judges ke ilaawa jo samajhata ho ki inhonein insaaf kiya hai?


Inhone insaaf nahin inhone sirf saaf kiya hai.......lol

Dekhna hai zor kitna l**a-e-FTer mein hai

vaise ab ye log jo admins hain, inko sab karne ka haq hai
Bihar bana rakha hai...... lol

[Narad Muni]

vaise ab ye log jo admins hain, inko sab karne ka haq hai
Bihar bana rakha hai...... lol
Naarayan Naarayan :lol: Coze I am not able to stop my Hansi.
Jupi da jawab nahi.

[Jupiter]

Naarayan Naarayan :lol: Coze I am not able to stop my Hansi.
Jupi da jawab nahi.

hehe Bihar ke jaisa raaj hai
Jinke haath mein power hai wo jiski chahe lelen, kaun rok sakta hai......lol

[DreamWeaver]

LB,

no fifty-fifty.
Its an FT.

:tongue:

[fundoo]

hehe Bihar ke jaisa raaj hai
Jinke haath mein power hai wo jiski chahe lelen, kaun rok sakta hai......lol

yaar aasa kuch bhi nahi hai aaj Ft hui hai tu sub log itni seriouly le rahe hoo every one knows ki its a FT N LB bhai ki FT bole tu bahut dino bad hui hai na soo mahul garam hai anywayz jupi,JR,LB,NM every one knows tht its a FT
and aab to DW(aapna GG FT king) ne bhi mohar laga di hai so LB bahi aajaoo:thumbup:

[Narad Muni]

Narayan Narayan

Hey Bhagvan !
Iss Martyu Lok me aaj ye kaisa Utsav manaya ja raha hai ?
Ye sub log ek sath kaha ja rahe hai ?
Ati-Uttam, Ati-sunder Darshay dekhne ko mil raha hai aaj.
Hey bhagvan aisi Leela to aapne bhi nahi Rachayi hogi Satyug me.
Hum bhi aaj yaha FT ka Lutf Uthaunge agar devta gano ne mokka diya to.
Chalo let's go, lagta hai Ran-bheri bazz chuki hai.
:laugh:
Ati-uttam, Ati-sundar Darshay dekhne ko mil raha hai aaj iss Martu lok me.

[Eshtyle Raja]

Kuchh shararati tatv janta ko bhadkaane ki koshish kar rahe hain. :tongue: Muljim LB ne khud nayaypalika ka faisla manjoor kar lia hai, kripya sab kaam shantipurvak hone dijiye. Aapko bhi is FT ke shubh uplakshya mai yogdan dene ka nyota dia jata hai. Kripya naa bhule ki Kanoon ke haatho se koi FT bach nahi pai hai..


Delhi ho yaa bihar,
mumbai ho yaan gaunda,
Repeat pe FT pakki hai,
Admin ho yaan Launda...:thumbup: :thumbup:

[Mahamuni]

Bhai, hum to subah se hi tayyar baithe hein. Is bahas mein koi faayda naheen ki yeh FT hai ya naheen. Hamein aap sub sey isi tarah ke faisley ki ummeed bhi thi. Par agar mein jhuka hoon to sirf aur sirf Godfather ke decision ki vajah se. Jub unka faisla dekha to humney natmastak honay mein hi apna bhala samjha. Socha ki shayad hum sub galat soch rahey hein.

Aap subki aagya shirodharya


Chalo dildaar chalo
Jhadi ke paar chalo

Hum hein tayyar chalo

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

Bhai, faisla bhi ho gaya... kisine yeh nahi socha ki main, bhooka-pyaasa nyay ke intezaar main kabse bhook hadtal pe baitha hoon.

FT toh, admin saab ki ab shayad hee mile.. lekin agar admin saab kuch samay ke liye haath pherne ka bhi mauka de, toh main ann grahan karne ko tayar hoon

:lol:

[Mahamuni]

Bhai, faisla bhi ho gaya... kisine yeh nahi socha ki main, bhooka-pyaasa nyay ke intezaar main kabse baitha hoon.

FT toh, admin saab ki ab shayad hee mile.. lekin agar admin saab kuch samay ke liye haath pherne ka bhi mauka de, toh main ann grahan karne ko tayar hoon

:lol:


junglee bhai kis adaalat se nyay ki ummed kar rahey hein aap? Kripya apni bhookh hadtaal khatam kar dein. Aap hamaare mitra hein, isliye aap hamaari prarthana sveekaar karein.

[Jupiter]

Narayan Narayan

Hey Bhagvan !
Iss Martyu Lok me aaj ye kaisa Utsav manaya ja raha hai ?
Ye sub log ek sath kaha ja rahe hai ?
Ati-Uttam, Ati-sunder Darshay dekhne ko mil raha hai aaj.
Hey bhagvan aisi Leela to aapne bhi nahi Rachayi hogi Satyug me.
Hum bhi aaj yaha FT ka Lutf Uthaunge agar devta gano ne mokka diya to.
Chalo let's go, lagta hai Ran-bheri bazz chuki hai.
:laugh:
Ati-uttam, Ati-sundar Darshay dekhne ko mil raha hai aaj iss Martu lok me.
i hi hi yeh

Bo vadiya Bo vadiya


+ve ur way.....

[Jupiter]

Bhai, faisla bhi ho gaya... kisine yeh nahi socha ki main, bhooka-pyaasa nyay ke intezaar main kabse bhook hadtal pe baitha hoon.

FT toh, admin saab ki ab shayad hee mile.. lekin agar admin saab kuch samay ke liye haath pherne ka bhi mauka de, toh main ann grahan karne ko tayar hoon

:lol:
I recall the scene from American Pie 2, when stiffler touches filches a$$ on being told to do so by the lesbians

"I touched his a$$, I touched his a$$"

[Narad Muni]

"I touched his a$$, I touched his a$$"
:lol:
Junglee Raja Bhai bhukh Hadtal khatam kar do. abhi tak FT Samaroh suru nahi hua hai, aap Kisi Junglee janwar ki sawari karke yaha aa jao, abhi tak to LBZ bhai ke samman me Swagat geet chal raha hai. aakashwani se pata chala hai ki FT kafi der tak chalegi,Tab tak aap bhi yaha Upstith ho sakte hai. mein dekh sakta hoon ki yaha abhi-abhi push-p Varsa huyi thi, aur bahut garam mahol hai.
Junglee bhai inn sub logo ke hath me ye ek plastic ki kya cheze hai ?
Hamare pass ye nahi hai kripya 2 lekar aana. meri baari lagbhag aane hi wali hai.
Jupiter bhai sarko na ab tak kya kar rahe ho ? hum bhi line me hai.

[Jupiter]

Jupiter bhai sarko na ab tak kya kar rahe ho ? hum bhi line me hai.

abe ruk zara
i am quite well-hung.....lol

[Narad Muni]

abe ruk zara
i am quite well-hung.....lol

Mein to ruk gaya hoon bhai magar ye piche se log dhakka de rahe hai.
anyway Jupiter bhai aap hamare Padosi Grah ke lagte ho tabhi itni der tak tike Varna iss Prathvi Lok ka Prani to 10-15 minute me jhad jata hai.
Kabhi swarglok me ghumne aao to zaroor milna.Somrus pan karenge aur apsara ke sath Rang-reliya manayenge.

(hath aage badhate huye respect dete huye kisi se milne ki style me)
Hi, I am narad and yOu ? Lol
:lol: