Going Kanya-Kumari

[Narad Muni]

Dosto,


Mujhe ye kahte huye bada dukh ho raha hai ki mein Monday tak Ke liye kuch kanya'o ke stah Kanya-kumari tour par ja raha hoon, Umeed hai aap mujhe jaane ki izzajat de denge. Visheshkar JR,LB,ER,JP,LL,GF Bhai.
Kisi ko kuch gift-vift chahiye to abhi bol dena Phir mat Bolna.
Bye and Take Care :lol: :toast: :getdrunk:


:toast: Bich+Beer+Babes+Babes ke Boobs:toast:

[Mahamuni]

Jaane se pehle dekar to jaata.

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

Meri taraf aapko full permission hai... your a$$ desperately needs some rest

Enjoy yourself & Take care

[DreamWeaver]

bluddy lesb

:mad::mad:

[GodFather]

bluddy lesb

:mad::mad:

:roar: :roar: that was subtle

[Mahamuni]

Aapke jaane se Kanyakumari, ghor sankat aan pada hai
Har sadasya hai pareshaan, kyonki sabhi ka khada hai
Na mil rahee koi ghand, chalaana pad raha haath se kaam
Hamein chhod ke mut jaaya karo aisey arrey be-imaan

[Mastikhor]

Aapke jaane se Kanyakumari, ghor sankat aan pada hai
Har sadasya hai pareshaan, kyonki sabhi ka khada hai
Na mil rahee koi ghand, chalaana pad raha haath se kaam
Hamein chhod ke mut jaaya karo aisey arrey be-imaan

:DUH: :DUH: :DUH:

[Laundiabaaz]

Aapke jaane se Kanyakumari, ghor sankat aan pada hai
Har sadasya hai pareshaan, kyonki sabhi ka khada hai
Na mil rahee koi ghand, chalaana pad raha haath se kaam
Hamein chhod ke mut jaaya karo aisey arrey be-imaan



Before leaving Chennai station, he has given chhutti ki arzi
Aapko karna chahiye tha apna jugaad, nahin kiya aapki marzi
Uski abhi taaza taaza sili hai, usko araam chahiye thoda
Kuch time tak kripya sambhal kar rakhiye apna apna laura

[Mastikhor]

Jaa ke tum Kanyakumari, na karna koi kaand
Aadat se majboor ho, phir bhi bachana apni g#nd
Hum yahan tumhara, l#nd taan ke intezaar karenge
Jub tak tum nahi aaoge, haath se kaam chala lenge

[Vishok]

Meray badey bhai Ashok ke naam

Arrey meray badey bhai
kyon karaatey ho jag hanswayi
Tum detay ho subko free mein ghand
Isiliye tumhein milta hai darja-e-raand
Abhi abhi hui servicing aur hui hai chanda karke silayee
Ghand Lenay walon ki line lag gayi phir se ae harjaayee

Naak kata di ghar waalon ki kuch to sharam karo
Chhod maraana ghand kuch to achche karam karo

[Mahamuni]

mein to bhool hi gaya tha ki yahan ek chhota bhai bhi hai janaab ka. chalo isi se kaam chalaayenge jub tak janaab vaapis naheen aa jaate.

[Mahamuni]

Jaa ke tum Kanyakumari, na karna koi kaand
Aadat se majboor ho, phir bhi bachana apni g#nd
Hum yahan tumhara, l#nd taan ke intezaar karenge
Jub tak tum nahi aaoge, haath se kaam chala lenge



wah wah, wah wah


Hamare priya Ashok ki anupasthiti ne sabhi sadasyon ka tantanaa diya
Darshan-e-ghand na honay pe Mastikhor ko bhi shayar bana diya

[phutikismat]

Jao tum Rajasthan ya phir jao kanya-kumari
Ghand apni salamat rakhna, yeh amanat hai humaari
Mehfil mein aaj sab ke chehre pe kyun hai itni bekarari
Ashok, aate hee de denge apni ghand sabko baari-baari