Saas Aur Damaad

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

Ek aurat apnay husband say kehti hay kay buhat din ho gaye hai fish khaay huway aaj macchi (fish) lay kar aao,

Uss ka husband macchi laynay bazar jata hay rastay mai uss ki saas ka ghar padtha hai, macchi lay kar jub wapis aata hai to dekhta hai saas darwazay pe hai.

Saas daamad ko dekh kar pochti hai "kya le ja rahay ho?",

Damaad kehta hai kay macchi hai

Saas kehti hay ander aao, ander aanay kay baad damaad se kehti hai kay aagar tum meray ek sawal ka jawab do gay to mai tum ko is macchli ki double dongi nahi to maccchli meri

Damaad kehta hay theek hai, saas pochti hai ke chu_t aagay hoti hai ya pechay,

Daamad kuch sochta hai phir kehta kay aagay

Saas kehti hai galut, pechay hoti hai, daamad kehta hay nahi aagay.

Saas ussse room may lay ja kar kupray utaarti hai aur poori jhuk jati hai aur pochti hai "ub bataoo kidher hai" daamad kehta hai pechay, saas macchli lay layti hay, aur damaad ghar ja kur koi bahana kur dayta hay,

Kuch din baad woh phir muchli laynay jaata hai, Phir dekhhta hay kay usski saas phir khadi hai, sochta hay aaj may jeet jaoonga saas phir under bula kur wohi sharat rakhti hai aur phir wohi sawal kay chu_t aagay ya pechay,

Damaad kehta hai pechay saas kehti hay galat, kupray utaar kar bed pe lete jati hai or pochti hai ub batoo woh kehta hai "aagay" or muchli saas ko de kar gusay mein ghar jata hai, biwi uss ko dekh kar poochti hai kay muchli kahan hai

Husband gusay may kehta hai " TUMHARI MAA KI CHU_T AGAR EK JAGA TIKKAY TO MUCHLI LAOON"

[Eshtyle Raja]

Maa ki Ch..t :roar::roar::roar:

this definetly reserve a seat in TC..

bahut khoob JR bhai.. you rock..... :toast:

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

Maa ki Ch..t :roar::roar::roar:

this definetly reserve a seat in TC..

bahut khoob JR bhai.. you rock..... :toast:

Shukriya bhai...

:toast:

[Narad Muni]

Junglee Bhai Bahot Badhiya :lol:

[Mahamuni]

" TUMHARI MAA KI CHU_T AGAR EK JAGA TIKKAY TO MUCHLI LAOON"



Dhanya ho guruji, dhanya ho. Maza aa gaya.

[Mastikhor]

:ROFL: :ROFL:

Yeh baat usse apne sasur ko bataani chahiye

[PAPPU PAGER]

:ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:

great one

[leleram]

:roar::roar::roar:

mast joke JR bhai:thumbup:

[dengu]

:roar: mast hai JR saab


lele pai ko thanku hai,,ch00t ko ch0dne((khodne)) ke liye :D

[Mast Ram]

Ch_t ka bhoot... :blink: :w00t: :w00t: