From Milk To Butter

[captain]

A husband suspects his wife is having an affair. He needs to go on a
business trip for several days, so he decides to set a trap for her.

He puts a bowl of milk under the bed. From the bed springs, he suspends a
spoon. He has it calibrated so that her weight on the bed will not drop the
spoon into the milk. But, if there's any more weight than that, the spoon
will drop into the milk and he will detect it upon his return home.

He comes home several days later. The first thing he does is reach under the
bed and retrieve the bowl.

The bowl is full of butter :thumbup: :toast:

[leleram]

:w00t: :w00t: gud one captain sahib:lol:

[captain]

:w00t: :w00t: gud one captain sahib:lol:

Thank you

Aapke liye Ek aur

Musharraf is rudely awakened at 4am by the telephone.

"Pervez, it’s the health minister here. Sorry to bother you at this hour but there is an emergency! I've just received word that the Durex factory in Karachi has burned to the ground. It is estimated that the entire Pakistani supply of condoms will be gone by the end of the week."

"Shit - the economy will never be able to cope with all those unwanted babies- we'll be ruined!"

"We're going to have to ship some in from abroad...what about China?"
"No chance!! The chinks will have a field day on this one!"
"What about India?"
"U mad? We dont want them to know that we are stuck. But still we can talk on my hotline confidentially. You call Vajpayee- tell him we need one million condoms; colored white and green; ten inches long and eight inches thick! That way they'll know how big we pakis really are!!"

Pervez calls Atal, who agrees to help the pakis out in their hour of need.

Three days later a van arrives in Islamabad- full of boxes.
A delighted Musharaf rushes out to open the boxes. He finds Condoms;
10 inches long; 8 inches thick, all colored green and white.
He then notices in small writing on each and every one:

MADE IN INDIA
SIZE: SMALL :hi_5:

[leleram]

:hi_5: :hi_5: sahi hai, maja aa gaya:toast:

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

excellent captain saab... too good

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[captain]

excellent captain saab... too good

:lol: :lol:

Shukriya JR :hi_5: :hi_5: