Daffodil
16th May 2006, 06:29 PM
A Syrian Doctor wanted to go hunting, he calls his secretary HASSOUN and tells him "Ya Hassoun, I am going hunting tomorrow, we don't want to close the clinic, I ask you to take care of our patients".
"Yes, sir..." answers Hassoun.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the next day and asks:
"So Hassoun, how was your day?". Hassoun tells him he took care of 3 patients.
The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.
"Bravo ya Hassoun, and the second one?" says the doctor
"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir" says Hassoun.
"Bravo, bravo ya Hassoun you're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.
"Sir, I was sitting and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off her bra and her panties and lies on the table and shouts: HELP ME ! For 5 years I have not seen any man !!!!! "
"...and what did you do ya Hassoun?" asks the doctor "I put eye drops in her eyes :w00t: :w00t:
"Yes, sir..." answers Hassoun.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the next day and asks:
"So Hassoun, how was your day?". Hassoun tells him he took care of 3 patients.
The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.
"Bravo ya Hassoun, and the second one?" says the doctor
"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir" says Hassoun.
"Bravo, bravo ya Hassoun you're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.
"Sir, I was sitting and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off her bra and her panties and lies on the table and shouts: HELP ME ! For 5 years I have not seen any man !!!!! "
"...and what did you do ya Hassoun?" asks the doctor "I put eye drops in her eyes :w00t: :w00t: