Health Bulletin Of The Patient At 14.30 Hrs - 16.5.2006

[Madrasi_Hakeem]

Patient ki ghand ke keede sabhi maar diye gaye hein. Parson se Phenyle, Hit, Finit, Dettol sabhi parkaar ke disinfectant use kiye gaye tatha test ke baad pata chala hai ki ub inki ghand poornaroopen maarne laayak hai. Silaayee raat ko kar di gayee hai. Aihatiyaat ke taur par 4-5 din theek honay mein lagenge, kripya tub tak dhairya banaaye rakhein.

Patient ko ICU se Private Ward mein shift kar diya gaya hai. Ghabraane ki koi baat naheen hai.

Pradhaan Mantri Manmohan Singh aaj shaam ko mareez ka haal chaal poochne ke liye personally hospital aa rahe hein. Woh lagataar Hakeem ji ke touch mein hein aur haal chaal ki baraabar jaankari le rahe hein. Atal Bihari Vajpayee ne bhi patient ke sheeghra swasth laabh ki kaamna ki hai.

[leleram]

aisa dedicated hakeem nahi dekha aaj tak, hospital band kar diya, magar marij ka ilaz karne ke liye naya hospital khol diya hakeem ji ne:tongue:
aapke charno me sadar pranam hakeemji... kaash india ke saare doctor aapki tarah dedicated hote :bow: :bow:

[Mahamuni]

Bhai jub purana operation theatre close kar diya gaya to aap apni fees banaane ke liye yahan pahunch gaye.

[Vishok]

Bahut bahut khushi hui yeh jaankar ki mera bada bhai theek thaak hai aur recover kar raha hai.

Bhai ke naam sandesh


Bhai ub to sudhar jaao. Kitni baar samjha chuka hoon ki marwaana chhod do. Ek kaan se sunte ho aur doosre se nikaal detey ho. Apni health ka dhyaan rakho. Ub jubki sub keede mur chuke hein aur silaayee bhi ho gayi hai, g_aand ki poori tarah se service ho chuki hai, ub aap ek nayee zindagi shuru karo.

[phutikismat]

Yeh jaankar badi khushi huyee ke Hakeem baba ne mere Ashok Bhayiaaa ka carburettor saaf kar diya hai. Doctor's hadtal hone ke bawzood inhone apni nishta aur dharam ka palan kiya. Sirf aik request hai aap se jo keede aapne nikale hai woh bhaiyaaa is door rakhiye, nahi toh yeh aadaat se mazboor hai, phir keede utthake apni bund mein thoos dega.

Umeed hai inko ICU se General ward me daalne se inke dekhbaal me phark nahi padega, kyunki mai ne news me suna hai ke hadtal ki wajah se sirf ICU ke patient ka dhyan rakha jaata hai

[Madrasi_Hakeem]

Doctor's hadtal hone ke bawzood inhone apni nishta aur dharam ka palan kiya.
Umeed hai inko ICU se General ward me daalne se inke dekhbaal me phark nahi padega, kyunki mai ne news me suna hai ke hadtal ki wajah se sirf ICU ke patient ka dhyan rakha jaata hai


Hadtaal sirf angrezi doctors ki hai, hakeem aur vaidya sabhi kaam kar rahe hein. Chinta na karein. Tatha kisi prakaar ki afwaahein na failaayein.

[pangebaaz]

hakim sahab se request hai ki marij ki G ka size thoda chhota kar diya jaaye taaki hamein aur jayada maja aa sake

[Jupiter]

Dichloro Diphelyl Trichloro Ethane ka istemal kiya kya Hakeem saab?

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

Dichloro Diphelyl Trichloro Ethane ka istemal kiya kya Hakeem saab?


Kahin yeh naya aspatal, donation ke paise se toh nahi bana liya.

Hakeemji ek baar aur theek se check karlo.. ek-do keede zaroor yahan-wahan chuppe baithe honge... yeh itne jaldi marne wale nahi hai.

[laloo jadav]

Kahin yeh naya aspatal, donation ke paise se toh nahi bana liya.

Hakeemji ek baar aur theek se check karlo.. ek-do keede zaroor yahan-wahan chuppe baithe honge... yeh itne jaldi marne wale nahi hai.

hum ghoshna karta hu,aaj ke baad koi iss marij ko kuchh nahi kahega, isko SC-St/OBC ki shreni mein daal diya gaya hai, FZ ke sabhi sadasyon ki *** ke prayog ka aaj se iss jaati ka 100% reservation hoga:toast:

[Narad Muni]

jhom barabar jhoom mera land,
jhom barabar jhoom………..

Kali jhata hai aa ha, seedha khada hai aa ha
Kali jhata hai, seedha khada hai, ga*nd mein leke jhoom jhoom jhoom

jhom barabar jhoom mera land,
jhom barabar jhoom………..

Bh*osari wale aa ha ga*nd mara le aa ha
Bho*sari wale ga*nd mara le
ga*nd me le ke jhoom jhoom

Bho*sari wale aa ha ga*nd mara le aa ha
:toast:

[Mahamuni]

Ashok ji - yeh photuwa kiska hai? Aapka signature bahut achcha laga.

[Narad Muni]

Ashok ji - yeh photuwa kiska hai? Aapka signature bahut achcha laga.
sir !!!

Batane ki Halat me nahi hoon ! :lol:

[GodFather]

Dichloro Diphelyl Trichloro Ethane ka istemal kiya kya Hakeem saab?
DDT :ROFL: :ROFL:

[Eshtyle Raja]

Puray 5100 rupaye diye hain... aise hi nahi jaane denge.. Hakeem ji, is ga*d ko ek proper fitness certificate dijiye... taaki hum sab daani apna apna daan ka sahi upyog kar sakein... :toast: :toast:

[Narad Muni]

Na Zarurat hai sitaro ki, na Zarurat hai faltu yaro ki, bus 1 dost mile aisa jo maach*od de hazaro ki. :lol:

[Narad Muni]

Puray 5100 rupaye diye hain... aise hi nahi jaane denge.. Hakeem ji, is ga*d ko ek proper fitness certificate dijiye... taaki hum sab daani apna apna daan ka sahi upyog kar sakein... :toast: :toast:

Dost tu mere liye bahot khaas hai, Bass ab tujhse milne ki pyass hai, jis din tu mere saamne aaya....
samajh lena teri Ga*nd ka satyanash hai...
:lol: :getdrunk:

[Narad Muni]

Ek baar ER ki FT hone par BB Room me Log uski Ga*nd marte hai. Saala Junglee raja Senior citizen card ka fayda uthakar baar-baar chala jata hai.
Ek baar phir Junglee raja aata hai aur apne Lu*nd par Condom chadhata hai to ER se raha nahi jata aur wo bolta hai ki -Abey Baar-Baar plastic(Condom) lagane se acha hai LAMINATION hi karva le. :lol:

[Admin]

Well I guess we should stop here before it gets too ugly. I am closing this thread and any other thread in this regard will be closed immediately.

- Admin