Marketing Concepts

[Mahamuni]

Professor at IIM A was explaining marketing concepts:
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich.Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's
very rich. Marry him."
That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say "Hi,I'm very rich.Marry me."
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich.Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich.."
That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich.Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback !!!!!

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich.Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband
That's Demand and supply gap.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and before you say, "I am very rich.Marry me!" she turns her face towards you ------------ she is your wife !
That's competition eating into your market share.

[leleram]

nice stuff...
well explained..
needs to be moved to treasure chest:thumbup:

[leleram]

another version.........thank god i serached b4 posting:D

Finally, a definition of Marketing that makes sense....
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, Im fantastic in bed.
Thats Direct Marketing.

You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, He's fantastic in bed.
That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, Hi, I'm fantastic in bed.
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, By the way, I'm fantastic in bed.
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, I hear you're fantastic in bed.
That's Brand Recognition.

[funnyfaridabadi]

:thumbup: mahamuni

:2guns: googly

[Mastikhor]

Marketing Concepts ............. for techies

You're at a party and see a beautiful gal. You talk her into going home with your friend. - That's a Sales Rep

Your friend can't satisfy her so he calls you. - That's Tech Support.

You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be beautiful ladies in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated toward the center and shout at the top of your lungs, I'm fantastic in bed!" - That's Spam

:D

[funnyfaridabadi]

Marketing Concepts ............. for techies

You're at a party and see a beautiful gal. You talk her into going home with your friend. - That's a Sales Rep

Your friend can't satisfy her so he calls you. - That's Tech Support.

You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be beautiful ladies in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated toward the center and shout at the top of your lungs, I'm fantastic in bed!" - That's Spam

:D

:lol: :lol:

[leleram]

You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be beautiful ladies in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated toward the center and shout at the top of your lungs, I'm fantastic in bed!" - That's Spam


:roar::roar::roar:

[funnyfaridabadi]

You are at a party when a well-built man walks up to you and gropes your breast and grabs your ***.

*That's the Governor of California.

You like it, but twenty years later your attorney decides you were offended and he files a lawsuit on your behalf.

*That's America.

[Yeda Anna]

Marketing Concepts ............. for techies

You're at a party and see a beautiful gal. You talk her into going home with your friend. - That's a Sales Rep

Your friend can't satisfy her so he calls you. - That's Tech Support.

You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be beautiful ladies in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated toward the center and shout at the top of your lungs, I'm fantastic in bed!" - That's Spam

:D

:roar: :roar: :roar:

[Laundebaaz]

nice stuff...
well explained..
needs to be moved to treasure chest:thumbup:


4 saal se kisi ne move nahin kiya

[jhoomroo]

good na do,good ki si baat karo ...:D