amitabh bachhan

[leleram]

This is when Amitabh Bachan got fit after his long illness.....
one fine morning he told his drvier "Arre bhai aaj Gaadi hum
chalayenge..".
Driver: "Par saab aapki tabyat?.."
Amitabh: "Aree meri tabyat thik ho gayi he, I am fit and fine...kya dance karke dikhau, dialogue, fighting kare dikhau.....Hain"
Ok then he starts driving the car very fast.... zoooooooooom
breaks one red signal.........
breaks second red signal..........
breaks on more red signal...........
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Then a traffic hawaldar stops the car, tells the driver to move the car to the roadside.
Hawaldar: "Chalo liscence dikhao, puc, gaadi ke kagjaaat..."
Sees Amitabh and says, "are Amitabh Bachhan?!!!" he is verysuprised to see him.......
Then he quickly on wireless calls his senior officers....
Hawaldar: "Sir, aap jaldi yaha aye naake par..."
Sir: "Kyun kya hua??"
Havaldar: "Sir ek gaadi ne signal toda he aur maine us gaadi ko side me rakha he"
Sir: "To phir?"
Hawaldar: "SIr, Us gaadi ka maalik bahut bada aadmi he sir .... mein uska challan nahi phaad sakta aap khud yaha aiye .."
Sir: "KON MAALIK HE US GAADI KA??"
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HAWALDAR : "WOH TO PATA NAHI SIR PAR USNE NE HE NA SIR ... AMITABH BACHHAN KO DRIVER RAKHA HAI....".

[captain]

Bahot Khub , leleram , :hi_5: :toast: :getdrunk:

[Jupiter]

:lol: :lol: :toast:

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

Bahut badhiya lele bhai... Good one
:laugh: :laugh:

[Narad Muni]

This is when Amitabh Bachan got fit after his long illness.....
one fine morning he told his drvier "Arre bhai aaj Gaadi hum
chalayenge..".
Driver: "Par saab aapki tabyat?.."
Amitabh: "Aree meri tabyat thik ho gayi he, I am fit and fine...kya dance karke dikhau, dialogue, fighting kare dikhau.....Hain"
Ok then he starts driving the car very fast.... zoooooooooom
breaks one red signal.........
breaks second red signal..........
breaks on more red signal...........
.
.
.
.
.
.
Then a traffic hawaldar stops the car, tells the driver to move the car to the roadside.
Hawaldar: "Chalo liscence dikhao, puc, gaadi ke kagjaaat..."
Sees Amitabh and says, "are Amitabh Bachhan?!!!" he is verysuprised to see him.......
Then he quickly on wireless calls his senior officers....
Hawaldar: "Sir, aap jaldi yaha aye naake par..."
Sir: "Kyun kya hua??"
Havaldar: "Sir ek gaadi ne signal toda he aur maine us gaadi ko side me rakha he"
Sir: "To phir?"
Hawaldar: "SIr, Us gaadi ka maalik bahut bada aadmi he sir .... mein uska challan nahi phaad sakta aap khud yaha aiye .."
Sir: "KON MAALIK HE US GAADI KA??"
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HAWALDAR : "WOH TO PATA NAHI SIR PAR USNE NE HE NA SIR ... AMITABH BACHHAN KO DRIVER RAKHA HAI....".


Isme Ch*utiya Kon ?

A) Amitabh Bachchan
B) Driver
C) Hawaldaar
D) Lele Ram (Kyunki isne Amitabh ko kabhi to Bachan banaya hai to kabhi Bachhan) ye dono hi sahi spelling nahi hai.
:lol: Bachchan

[leleram]

Isme Ch*utiya Kon ?



isme ya usme wali koi baat hi nahi hai, woh wala gana suna hai??

"har taraf tera jalwa..."

yani yahan bhi tu hi hai:tongue:

[Narad Muni]

isme ya usme wali koi baat hi nahi hai, woh wala gana suna hai??

"har taraf tera jalwa..."

yani yahan bhi tu hi hai:tongue:

To lele bhai aapne wo wala Gana bhi suna hoga.

Ek Taraf tu hai, Ek Taraf koi aur hain.
:toast: