madrasi-rajasthani

[leleram]

ek bar ek madrasi jo originally rajasthan ka rehne wala tha, kaafi tezi se daud raha tha... daudte-daudte woh ek petrol pump per pahuncha, wahan ussne petrol pump wale se kaha mujhe 1/2 kg mirchi de, petrol pump wala hairan ho gaya aur bola " saale yahan petrol milta hai, mirchi nahi, aur waise bhi tu mirchi ka kya karega?"
iss per woh madrasi-rajasthani bola " meri rajasthan ki bus adhe ghante pehle nikal gayi hai... tu mujhe mirchi de, main daud kar bus pakad lunga":laugh:

[Narad Muni]

Acha wo kon tha ? :lol:

[leleram]

Acha wo kon tha ? :lol:

jahan tak mujhe yaad hai, iss ghatna ke baad woh shakhsh madrasi hakeem ke paas ilaz ke liye gaya tha, iske baare mein jyada jankari ke liye madrasi hakeem se sampark karein:tongue:

[Jupiter]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

Main Jaanta hoon woh shaksh kaun ttha... Woh bechare ne mirchi toh apne andaar dal lee, lekin bus nahi pakad saka... aaj tak woh mirchi apni G*nd mein liye phirta hai bus kee talaash mein.

[leleram]

jab madrasi hakeem se ilaz karwane ke paschaat bhi uss madrasi-rajasthani ki gan*d mein thandhak nahi padi, fir woh jungle bhai ki sharan mein gaya, Junglee bhai ne kuch kadwi junglee patton ka ras ussey apni gan*d per malne ki salah di, jis-se uski chhidra ka size double ho gaya hai:w00t:

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

jab madrasi hakeem se ilaz karwane ke paschaat bhi uss madrasi-rajasthani ki gan*d mein thandhak nahi padi, fir woh jungle bhai ki sharan mein gaya, Junglee bhai ne kuch kadwi junglee patton ka ras ussey apni gan*d per malne ki salah di, jis-se uski chhidra ka size double ho gaya hai:w00t:

Sahee hai bhai... yaad aaya.. Maine issko ras upari-upari bhag mein malne ko kaha ttha.. lekin iss aadmi ko sab kuch apne andar dalne itna shauk ttha, ussne sara ras apne chhidra mein dal liya.. jisske phal swaroop, size mein badhotri ho gayee... abhi kabhi kabar aa jaata.. silwane ke liye

[Jupiter]

Main Jaanta hoon woh shaksh kaun ttha... Woh bechare ne mirchi toh apne andaar dal lee, lekin bus nahi pakad saka... aaj tak woh mirchi apni G*nd mein liye phirta hai bus kee talaash mein.


aur jo milta hai ye kehta hai ke mai Rajasthan jaa raha hoon kuchh dino ke liye.......... :ROFL:

[DreamWeaver]

Pata nahi kyun...par ye kahani sun ke mujhe vo bachpan vaali kastoori mrig ki kahani yaad aa gayi..

:tongue: :tongue:

[leleram]

shayad rajasthan ki tapti huyi ret gaan*d per ragad le to ussey kuchh shanti miley:tongue:

[Jupiter]

chennai ke rajasthani ne g*nd pe itni mirchi laga li ke ab usko chen-nai... waah waah kya coincidence hai......... :ROFL:

[Mahamuni]

shayad rajasthan ki tapti huyi ret gaan*d per ragad le to ussey kuchh shanti miley:tongue:


bhai aap kyon is madrasi rajasthani ko ulti pulti salah de rahe ho. Iska ilaaj to fundoozone waale bhi kar sakte hein.

[Jupiter]

shayad rajasthan ki tapti huyi ret gaan*d per ragad le to ussey kuchh shanti miley:tongue:

Rajasthan ki ret ki insult mat bkar be
maanhaani ka dawa kar dunga......

[leleram]

bhai aap kyon is madrasi rajasthani ko ulti pulti salah de rahe ho. Iska ilaaj to fundoozone waale bhi kar sakte hein.

woh to thik hai sir, magar iss ne itni baar fariyaad ki FZ ke sadasyon se madad ke liye, but kisi ne bhi iski fariyaad nahi suni, kisi ne iski Gaan*d ki garmi shaant nahi ki:glare:

[Mahamuni]

woh to thik hai sir, magar iss ne itni baar fariyaad ki FZ ke sadasyon se madad ke liye, but kisi ne bhi iski fariyaad nahi suni, kisi ne iski Gaan*d ki garmi shaant nahi ki:glare:


bhai weekend hai, bula lo, iski garmi ko thanda kar detay hein aur saturday sunday ko rest bhi mil jayega.

[leleram]

bhai weekend hai, bula lo, iski garmi ko thanda kar detay hein aur saturday sunday ko rest bhi mil jayega.

bhai, iski garmi to shant kar denge, per kya yeh hygenic hai???:blink:

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

bhai weekend hai, bula lo, iski garmi ko thanda kar detay hein aur saturday sunday ko rest bhi mil jayega.

Bhai iss se iss ka kuch nahi hoga.. isski G*nd ke liye Maha Shanti yagna karna padega.. 25-30 L*ndon ka isse bhog sweekar karna padega.. Junglee L*nd rahe toh atti uttam

[Laundiabaaz]

Jai Hanumaan gyan gun saagar
Jai Kapees tihun Lok ujaagar
Ram Doot atulit baldhaama
Anjani putra Pawan sut nama.................................


chi chi yahaan kya ulti seedhi baat cheet chal rahi hai. Hamaare poojniye Narad Muni urf Vishok urf vishnoi urf Ashok ji ke baare mein

[Narad Muni]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Mere Guru ne ek baara kaha thi jab Gusse me Ga*nd se Dhua nikle to Hansna chahiye taaki dil ko shanti mil jaaye. hehehahahehehaha

[Laundiabaaz]

To kya iska arth yeh nikaala jaaye ki aapki g@@nd mein se dhuaan nikal raha hai?

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Mere Guru ne ek baara kaha thi jab Gusse me Ga*nd se Dhua nikle to Hansna chahiye taaki dil ko shanti mil jaaye. hehehahahehehaha

Bhai aapko kyun gussa aa raha hai... kya aapke kuch taluqat iss Madrasi-rajasthani se

[Eshtyle Raja]

Itni Mirchi aur phir Junglee Bhai ke Junglee ras daal ke ghoom raha hai, dhuan to nikalega hi naa.. :lol: :lol:

Iski ga*d mai baraf ke mote mote golay daalo.

[GodFather]

Baki sab to theek hai, par yeh batao, Bus mili ki nahin.:roar:

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

Baki sab to theek hai, par yeh batao, Bus mili ki nahin.:roar:

Iss ne itni Mirchi daal lee, yeh bus ke aage nikal gaya... Bus kuch der mein peeche se aati hee hogi

[Mahamuni]

Iss ne itni Mirchi daal lee, yeh bus ke aage nikal gaya... Bus kuch der mein peeche se aati hee hogi


bhaiya mirchi ka itna asar hai ki yeh bus se pehle rajasthan pahunch jayega.

[Musharraf]

Nice idea, next olympics mein, 400 meter, 200 meter aur 100 meter ki daud mein hum Pakistani participants ki ghand mein mirchi daal kar hi maidan mein utaarenge. Steroids test mein pakde jaate hein par ghand mein mirchi .....great idea

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

Nice idea, next olympics mein, 400 meter, 200 meter aur 100 meter ki daud mein hum Pakistani participants ki ghand mein mirchi daal kar hi maidan mein utaarenge. Steroids test mein pakde jaate hein par ghand mein mirchi .....great idea

Yaad rakhna Musharraf Miyan... agli olympics mein apna yeh Madrasi-rajastani bhi hissa lega.. isski toh rocket ki tarah G*nd mein se bhi dhua nikalta hai

[leleram]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Mere Guru ne ek baara kaha thi jab Gusse me Ga*nd se Dhua nikle to Hansna chahiye taaki dil ko shanti mil jaaye. hehehahahehehaha

mamla nazuk hota jaa raha hai, pehle wahan sirf garmi aur jalan thi, ab dhuan bhi nikal raha hai, bhai logo ab kuchh karna padega, madrasi hakeem ko bulana padega:w00t:

[Mahamuni]

Mein le to aata par madrasi hakeem abhi tak is site ka member naheen bana shayad. Koi FTF/ ER ko bolo ki madrasi hakeem ki yahaan zaroorat hai.

[leleram]

Madrasi hakeem ko telegram bhej diya gaya hai, unhone atisheeghra aane ka wada kiya hai, parantu unhe aate huye thodi der ho sakti hai, unhone kaha hai ki jab tak woh na aayein, tab tak aur mirchi daali jaaye iss madrasi rajasthani ki gaan*d mein. iss-se ilaz mein suvidha hogi:toast:

[Jupiter]

Madrasi hakeem ko telegram bhej diya gaya hai, unhone atisheeghra aane ka wada kiya hai, parantu unhe aate huye thodi der ho sakti hai, unhone kaha hai ki jab tak woh na aayein, tab tak aur mirchi daali jaaye iss madrasi rajasthani ki gaan*d mein. iss-se ilaz mein suvidha hogi:toast:

lagta haiu unhone apne paas ki saari mirchi daal di iski g*nd mein
ab khud aane ke liye mirchi ki vyavastha kar rahe hain.................. :lol:

[laloo jadav]

bhai ek tho ilaaz humre paas bhi hai, jab bhi hamare bhainswa ki gaan*d mein jalan hoti thi, toh hum mota danda uski gan*diya mein ghusayi dete they, aap log izazat do to yahi tarkib yahan bhi aajma lu:toast:

[Jupiter]

bhai ek tho ilaaz humre paas bhi hai, jab bhi hamare bhainswa ki gaan*d mein jalan hoti thi, toh hum mota danda uski gan*diya mein ghusayi dete they, aap log izazat do to yahi tarkib yahan bhi aajma lu:toast:

tathastu vats

danda bas achchha wala lana
kaante wala mota mast tel piya hua....... lol

ye jo madrasi-rajasthani hai uski g*nd* mara mara kar immune ho gai hai
chhoti moti cheez ander gai to isko pata bhi nahi chalega......

[Vishok]

Meri ghand mein danda kyon daala?

Mein bus ke peeche dauda tha
meri ghand mein sabka lau da tha

Meri ghand mein danda............ meri ghand mein danda........... kyon daala?

[Jupiter]

Meri ghand mein danda kyon daala?

Mein bus ke peeche dauda tha
meri ghand mein sabka lau da tha

Meri ghand mein danda............ meri ghand mein danda........... kyon daala?

:ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL:

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

Meri ghand mein danda kyon daala?

Mein bus ke peeche dauda tha
meri ghand mein sabka lau da tha

Meri ghand mein danda............ meri ghand mein danda........... kyon daala?


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Narad Muni]

Saalo Haramiyo, Kamino Hans lo Hans lo..

Mere Pass Backcho*di ke liye Time nahi hai Varna sabki Ga*nd me Haldi daalkar Aanch ke upar pakata.

[Mahamuni]

Saalo Haramiyo, Kamino Hans lo Hans lo..

Mere Pass Backcho*di ka Time nahi hai Varna sabki Ga*nd me Haldi daal deta.


Ashok ji, aapki g_aand hai to yeh fundoozone hai. Aapki g_aand ki chinta hum subko hai kyonki yeh site aapki g_aand bharose hai.

[Eshtyle Raja]

Meri ghand mein danda kyon daala?

Mein bus ke peeche dauda tha
meri ghand mein sabka lau da tha

Meri ghand mein danda............ meri ghand mein danda........... kyon daala?
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Madrasi hakeem se meri bhi baat hui abhi, woh bas aa hi rahe hain. Non Madrasiyon dil sambhal ke aur madrasi ga*d sambhal ke baitho.. bahut jald hamare priye madrasi rajasthani ka ilaaj hoga jo live FZ TV par dikhaya jaayega...

Madrasi Hakeem chahte hain ki is ilaaj mai aap sab log bhi hissa lein, so aap sabko yeh prathna hai ki apna apna ilaaj ka tarika propose karein... sabse best ilaaj batane waale ko madarasi apne saath ilaaj mai hissa dilayenge..

all the breast...:toast:

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

Saalo Haramiyo, Kamino Hans lo Hans lo..

Mere Pass Backcho*di ke liye Time nahi hai Varna sabki Ga*nd me Haldi daal deta.

Yaar ek kaam kar tu woh haldi apne G*nd me daal le... Mirchi toh pehle se hai.. Ho sakta hai, tere raat ke khane ke liye, kuch accha pakwaan tayyar ho jaaye

[Narad Muni]

Madrasi Hakeem
I will Fu*ck Him.
:lol:

[Mahamuni]

Yaar ek kaam kar tu woh haldi apne G*nd me daal le... Mirchi toh pehle se hai.. Ho sakta hai, tere raat ke khane ke liye, kuch accha pakwaan tayyar ho jaaye



Mirch, haldi - ek ek karke sabhi masaale iski ghand mein daale ja rahe ho, kya achaar banaane ka iraada hai?

[Narad Muni]

Yaar ek kaam kar tu woh haldi apne G*nd me daal le... Mirchi toh pehle se hai.. Ho sakta hai, tere raat ke khane ke liye, kuch accha pakwaan tayyar ho jaaye

Aaja Beta paas me Laar kyu Tapka raha hai door khada.
meine tere liye banaya hai pakwaan aur sath me kha-le Dahi-bada.
Meri Ga*nd hai Microwave Oven, Khayega kya Ga*nd-Vada.
Baat karta hai badi-badi aur Sambhal nahi sakta Payzame ka Nada.3
:lol:

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Madrasi hakeem se meri bhi baat hui abhi, woh bas aa hi rahe hain. Non Madrasiyon dil sambhal ke aur madrasi ga*d sambhal ke baitho.. bahut jald hamare priye madrasi rajasthani ka ilaaj hoga jo live FZ TV par dikhaya jaayega...

Madrasi Hakeem chahte hain ki is ilaaj mai aap sab log bhi hissa lein, so aap sabko yeh prathna hai ki apna apna ilaaj ka tarika propose karein... sabse best ilaaj batane waale ko madarasi apne saath ilaaj mai hissa dilayenge..

all the breast...:toast:

Bhai Agar Madrasi Hakeem ka Isska G*nd Transplant ka iraada hai.. Toh yeh G*nd mein apne saath apnay kabilay leke jaana chahoonga... chotte chotte Jungliyen iss pe ch*dna seekhenge...

[Jupiter]

Madrasi Hakeem
I will Fu*ck Him.
:lol:


AAJ KA SAWAAL


Why Will HE Fu*k Him?

[Jupiter]

Ga*nd Tere......:w00t:

I am reporting this one bad bad post..... Ashok u really need to control such personal comments.......

[Madrasi_Hakeem]

Mujhe kyon bulaya gaya hai? Mareez kaun hai? Mareez ko nirvastra karke hamaare kamre mein thorough check-up ke liye bheja jaaye.

[leleram]

DELETED THE POST IN QUESTION, AND ASHOK JI THIS IS WARNING FOR U, REFRAIN FROM PERSOANL ATTACK:toast:

[Eshtyle Raja]

Mujhe kyon bulaya gaya hai? Mareez kaun hai? Mareez ko nirvastra karke hamaare kamre mein thorough check-up ke liye bheja jaaye.

Hakeem ji aapka swagat hai.... kya aab darshako ko batayenge ki aap nunni ji ka ilaaz kaise karenge ??

[Champak]

AAJ KA SAWAAL


Why Will HE Fu*k Him?
Please choose one of the options:
1. Because he loves to be behind males
2. Because he loves to be in front of males
3. Because he loves to face the males

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

Hakeem ji aapka swagat hai.... kya aab darshako ko batayenge ki aap nunni ji ka ilaaz kaise karenge ??

Aap Logon ne vyarth hee Hakeemji to takleef di... G*nd se mirchi hee nikalni tthi toh mujhe bula lete

Jaise Munh mein daali huyee cheez, subah G*nd se nikalti hai.. ussi tarah G*nd mein daali huyee cheez munh se nikalo... issko ulta tang do chaubees ghante ke liye, subah-subah munh se mirchi nikal jaayagee.

[Narad Muni]

Gum-A-Ulfat me Ga*nd na Maaro Hamari.
Kabhi agar waqt mila to GF Cho*d denge tumhari.
:toast:

[Mahamuni]

Gum-A-Ulfat me Ga*nd na Maaro Hamari.
Kabhi agar waqt mila to GF Cho*d denge tumhari.
:toast:



wah wah, wah wah - kya sher maara hai guru.

[Eshtyle Raja]

Aap Logon ne vyarth hee Hakeemji to takleef di... G*nd se mirchi hee nikalni tthi toh mujhe bula lete

Jaise Munh mein daali huyee cheez, subah G*nd se nikalti hai.. ussi tarah G*nd mein daali huyee cheez munh se nikalo... issko ulta tang do chaubees ghante ke liye, subah-subah munh se mirchi nikal jaayagee.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Narad Muni]

EK THA SARDAR,
PADA THA BEEKAR,
BAAP THA LAACHAR,
MAA KO AYA VICHAR,
KHILAYA ACHHAR,
HO GAYA BEDA PAAR,
AAJ SARDAR CHALATA HAIB BHARAT KI SARKAR...
:toast:

[Eshtyle Raja]

EK THA SARDAR,
PADA THA BEEKAR,
BAAP THA LAACHAR,
MAA KO AYA VICHAR,
KHILAYA ACHHAR,
HO GAYA BEDA PAAR,
AAJ SARDAR CHALATA HAIB BHARAT KI SARKAR...
:toast:
Cheap comments about one of the highly qualified and able leader of the world.

[Jupiter]

baaki sab theek hai koi ye to batao ke hakeem ke ijaaj ka kuchh faida hua kya?

[Madrasi_Hakeem]

baaki sab theek hai koi ye to batao ke hakeem ke ijaaj ka kuchh faida hua kya?


The ghand of patient concerned has been used for several other purposes than the ones for which it was meant for. It is in very bad and mutilated shape. Various tests and investigations are going on at the moment simultaneously and bulletins with regard to patient's health would be released by my spokesperson Dr. Junglee Raja, from time to time.

[Narad Muni]

The ghand of patient concerned has been used for several other purposes than the ones for which it was meant for. It is in very bad and mutilated shape. Various tests and investigations are going on at the moment simultaneously and bulletins with regard to patient's health would be released by my spokesperson Dr. Junglee Raja, from time to time.

Saalo Parmod Mahajan ki tarah mujhe bhi Maar dalogey kya.
:lol: Junglee Health Update jaari karega :lol:

[Eshtyle Raja]

hakeem ji, kya aap yeh batayenge ki abhi yeh gan*d istemaal karne laayak hai ki nahi.. nahi bhi hui to isko aisa teeka lagana ki hum phir bhi istemaal karein..

[Jupiter]

hakeem ji, kya aap yeh batayenge ki abhi yeh gan*d istemaal karne laayak hai ki nahi.. nahi bhi hui to isko aisa teeka lagana ki hum phir bhi istemaal karein..

haan ye kar paaye na kar paaye humko isse koi matlab nahi, hum iski g*** istemal kar paaye wo jyada important hai..........

[Madrasi_Hakeem]

Yadi aap apne apne land ko khatrey mein daalna chahte hein aur gupt rogon se peedit hona chahte hein to avashya iski ghand paryog kar sakte hein aur baad mein ilaaj ke liye meray paas aa sakte hein.

Achcha hoga ki aap log kuch din intezaar karein taaki hum is ghand ki beemariyaan door kar sakein aur silaayee karke istemaal layak bana sakein.

Yadi aap turant hi istemaal karna chahte hein to kripya Emergency surgery ke liye chanda ikaththa karein kyonki mareez ke paas itney paise naheen hein ki woh itna kharcha vahan kar sakey.

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

2 PM bulletin update on Shri Ashok's Health.

The Progress made by Ashok, shows satisfactory improvement in his health, there are three Mirchis lodged in the upper part of the rectum.. The fourth one, with the help of Hakeemji's medicine has popped out of the other end and his hanging precariously.. The colour of the Mirchi which has popped out is dark black in colour and is accompanied by lot of hair like material.. This will be removed at a later stage. Apart from that there are many more things inside... Which Hakeemji is looking into

Please await Next Bulletin... Please dont ask any questions, as we at present are not in any stage to reply..

[Mastikhor]

Junglee Maharaj ... woh mirchi nahi ... keeda hai ... Koi aisa waisa keeda nahi .... "Woh" type ka keeda

;)

[Narad Muni]

Saalo iss Hospital me Nurse ek bhi nahi hai kya ? mein ye Chu*t-wani deta hoon sorry Chetawani deta hoon ki agar 2 Ghanto me Nurse ki Vayvastha nahi ki to Hakeem ji ki Ga*nd marunga. Baad me inki kon siyega.
:lol: :w00t:

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

URGENT REQUIREMENT

Ashok ki G*nd ki haalat thoda kharab ho gayee hai... unke sharir mein Semen ki kami ho gayee hai... sabhi bhaiyoun se nivedan hai woh apna shastra uttha ke layen aur unke G*nd mein virya bhar den

Sd/-
Junglee Raja
spokesperson
Madrasi_Hakeem Clinic
Asst. Gupt Rog Visheshagya and Marriage Counsellor

[Eshtyle Raja]

Mera Auzaar tyaar hai.. par kya guarantee hai ki uski ga*d ke keeday hamare pappu mai parvesh nahi karenge....... kripya stithi saaf ki zaaye..

[Mahamuni]

Mera Auzaar tyaar hai.. par kya guarantee hai ki uski ga*d ke keeday hamare pappu mai parvesh nahi karenge....... kripya stithi saaf ki zaaye..

Aap kripya hast maithun karke apna veerya injection mein bharein aur patient ki ghand mein inject kar dein.

[Madrasi_Hakeem]

virya-dataao se niwedan hai ki jyada se jyada matra mein virya ka daan karein, kyu ki mareez ko kaafi kamzori ho gayi hai, aiwam unhein virya mein mauzud avashayk vitamins ki sakht jaroorat hai, Junglee raja se anurodh hai ki mareej ka muh khol kar rakhe, ussey 2 katori viryapaan karwana padega, yahi prakriya subeh-sham duhraayi jaayegi, jab tak marij ki kamzori khatam nahi hoti:balloon:

[Eshtyle Raja]

par mareez ki gan*d mai jo kiday hain, unka kya hua hakeem ji :blink:

[Jupiter]

par mareez ki gan*d mai jo kiday hain, unka kya hua hakeem ji :blink:


haha keede nahi KEEDA ek single bada wala..... lol

[Eshtyle Raja]

haha keede nahi KEEDA ek single bada wala..... lol

stithi kaafi confusing hai.. tarah tarah ki afwaahein sun ne ko mil rahi hain.. hakeem ji, kripya spasht karo ki aakhir is gan*d mai hai kya ?? aisa kya hai ki yeh machalti rahti hai ?

stithi clear ki zaaye :001_cool:

[leleram]

virya-dataao se niwedan hai ki jyada se jyada matra mein virya ka daan karein, kyu ki mareez ko kaafi kamzori ho gayi hai, aiwam unhein virya mein mauzud avashayk vitamins ki sakht jaroorat hai, Junglee raja se anurodh hai ki mareej ka muh khol kar rakhe, ussey 2 katori viryapaan karwana padega, yahi prakriya subeh-sham duhraayi jaayegi, jab tak marij ki kamzori khatam nahi hoti:balloon:

hakeem ji, apne FZ ke iss prani ke liye hum 2-4 katori kya, virya ki nadiyaan bahane ko taiyaar hain, parantu yeh mareej kuchh len-den ke prabhaw se grasht hai, isi-liye agar yeh thik hone ke baad apni gaan*d hamari sewa mein arpit karne ko taiyaar hai, to main aaj se apni saari muth iske naam karta hu:lol:

[Jupiter]

Well theer is one thing
This thread proves the popularity of Madrasi-Rajasthani's popularity (Read madrasi-Rajasthani's G*nd's Popularity)... i dont think there is any other thread in FZ with so many views and replies.......

[leleram]

Well theer is one thing
This thread proves the popularity of Madrasi-Rajasthani's popularity (Read madrasi-Rajasthani's G*nd's Popularity)... i dont think there is any other thread in FZ with so many views and replies.......

to be precise we should call him madrasi banjara:tongue:

[Eshtyle Raja]

Well theer is one thing
This thread proves the popularity of Madrasi-Rajasthani's popularity (Read madrasi-Rajasthani's G*nd's Popularity)... i dont think there is any other thread in FZ with so many views and replies.......

Bhai jahan hakeem log ilaaz ke bahane gan*d baant rahe hon, wahan line to lagegi naa .... virya daan maha daan :thumbup:

[Jupiter]

Bhai jahan hakeem log ilaaz ke bahane gan*d baant rahe hon, wahan line to lagegi naa .... virya daan maha daan :thumbup:


i subscribe to your thoughts!

[Madrasi_Hakeem]

Dekhiye, kripya shanti banaaye rakhein. Mareez ICU mein hai aur andar jaane ki kisi ko izzazat naheen hai.

Mein yahan un bandhuon ka dhanyavaad prakat karne aaya hoon jinhonein tan, dhan, mun aur *** se is mareez ke upchaar mein yogdaan kiya hai. Is mareez ki ghand silaayee ke liye jo daan prapt hua hai woh is prakaar hai:

Gup daan - 1100/-
Eshtyle Raja - 5100/-
Junglee Raja - 3100/-
Lele Ram - 3100/-
Jupiter - 3100/-
Mastikhor - 2100/-
Laundebaaz - 2100/-
Jijaji - 1100/-
Fundoo - 501/-

Mareez ke poori tarah sey ilaaj karney ke liye aur dhan ki aavashyakta hai. Kripya dil khol kar daan dein.

[laloo jadav]

arrey humne jo apni saand ka virya nikal kar iski gaan*d mein daala woh to kisi ko bataya hi nahi, hum ghoshna karta hu ki iss madrasi-rajasthani ke saath anyaya nahi hone dunga, centre tak jaunga, aur jitna bhi dhan-*** ki awashyakta hogi woh hum lakar dunga isko:arabia:

[leleram]

hakeem ji, aap paison ki chinta na karein, tan, man aur *** se mareej ka ilaz karein, hamare hote huwe mareej ko kisi prakar ka kasht nahi hona chahiye, maine emergency ke liye 2 habshi bula liye hain, jo jarurat padne per mareej ko ***-sewa pradan kar sakenge.

arrey humne jo apni saand ka virya nikal kar iski gaan*d mein daala woh to kisi ko bataya hi nahi, hum ghoshna karta hu ki iss madrasi-rajasthani ke saath anyaya nahi hone dunga, centre tak jaunga, aur jitna bhi dhan-*** ki awashyakta hogi woh hum lakar dunga isko:arabia:

apka bahut-bahut dhanyawad laluji, magar kripya aap iss sankat ki ghadi mein rajniti ki baatein na karein, aapki baaton se lagta hai ki aap rajasthani-madrasi jaati vishesh ke vote bank ko dekhte huwe aisi ghoshna kar rahe hain, haan ek request main karna chahta hu aapse, kripya iss madrasi-rajasthani jaati ko *** ki vishesh suwidha muhaiyaa karwayein aur unhe iss mamle mein 100% reservation dene ki kripa karein:thumbup:

[GodFather]

Dekhiye, kripya shanti banaaye rakhein. Mareez ICU mein hai aur andar jaane ki kisi ko izzazat naheen hai.

Mein yahan un bandhuon ka dhanyavaad prakat karne aaya hoon jinhonein tan, dhan, mun aur *** se is mareez ke upchaar mein yogdaan kiya hai. Is mareez ki ghand silaayee ke liye jo daan prapt hua hai woh is prakaar hai:

Gup daan - 1100/-
Eshtyle Raja - 5100/-
Junglee Raja - 3100/-
Lele Ram - 3100/-
Jupiter - 3100/-
Mastikhor - 2100/-
Laundebaaz - 2100/-
Jijaji - 1100/-
Fundoo - 501/-

Mareez ke poori tarah sey ilaaj karney ke liye aur dhan ki aavashyakta hai. Kripya dil khol kar daan dein.


Yaar mainey kuch nahin diya,chalo dua deta hoon

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

Dekhiye, kripya shanti banaaye rakhein. Mareez ICU mein hai aur andar jaane ki kisi ko izzazat naheen hai.

Mein yahan un bandhuon ka dhanyavaad prakat karne aaya hoon jinhonein tan, dhan, mun aur *** se is mareez ke upchaar mein yogdaan kiya hai. Is mareez ki ghand silaayee ke liye jo daan prapt hua hai woh is prakaar hai:

Gup daan - 1100/-
Eshtyle Raja - 5100/-
Junglee Raja - 3100/-
Lele Ram - 3100/-
Jupiter - 3100/-
Mastikhor - 2100/-
Laundebaaz - 2100/-
Jijaji - 1100/-
Fundoo - 501/-

Mareez ke poori tarah sey ilaaj karney ke liye aur dhan ki aavashyakta hai. Kripya dil khol kar daan dein.

This is to inform all donors that all donation made for Ashok are exempted from income tax under sec 80 (G), kindly collect your reciepts from Hakeemji's office

[Laundiabaaz]

Yaar mainey kuch nahin diya,chalo dua deta hoon


Yeh jo daanion ki list hai, yeh sub ke sub ashok ki ghand regularly maarne ke shaukeen hein aur apni aadat chhod naheen sakte.

Kyonki aapko ghand maarne ka koi shauk naheen hai, isliye daan naheen bhi diya to chalega. Silaayee ke paise wahi denge jinhonein phadi hai ya phadne ka iraada rakhte hein.

[Shri]

Nice thread and good going.

[Musharraf]

I thought Ghandus are there in majority in Pakistan but never knew that India too has and that too in Chennai.

[Narad Muni]

Suno Suno Suno Saalo Ga*nd ke Shoukino,Ga*nd ke Bhakto suno.

Meine Kal Apni Ga*nd Donate kar di hai ek Samajik-Sanstha ko.
ab meri Ga*nd ki jagah ER ki Ga*nd ka Upyog Samajh-seva ke liye kiya jayega.


Ga*ndheet me jaari(Janheet me Jaari)

[Vishok]

Meray bade bhai ki aisee haalat ka zimmevaar kaun hai? Kis kis ne ki hai aise uski haalat ki woh ICU mein bharti hai.

Mein kisiko naheen chhodunga. Gin gin ke badley loonga. Saalo, saamne aao. Bahar niklo, dekh loonga ek ek ko mein.

[Jupiter]

Jupiter - 3100/-


Oye maine 31 pasie ka bhi daan nahi diya
mere paas faltu paisa nahi hai iska ilaaj karwane ke liye
vaise bhi ab iski g*nd gufa ho chuki hai so maja nahi aata

appologise for involving my name in this warna maanhani ka daawa kar dunga... :tongue_smilie:

[Narad Muni]

I thought Ghandus are there in majority in Pakistan but never knew that India too has and that too in Chennai.

This is Personal attack so sorry mein apne aapko rok nahi paa raha hoon.Ab tak Ga*nd maara-Maari chal rahi thi magar ab ye saala..kuch aur hi bak raha hai.

Jab kisi Madhercho*d pakistani ka Virya aur indian Randi ka khoon milta hai to Mushrraf peda hota hai.Tere ko koi indian naam nahi mila tha jo tune Pakistan ke ek Ghandu Rashtrapathi ke naam par apna naam Rakha. I Think tere ghar par kisi Aatank-vadi ne sharan li hogi ussi ke karmo ka Phal aaj FZ bhugat raha hai.
Chennai ki baat mat kar Padosi se puch ya phir CBI janch karva.
:toast:

[phutikismat]

Mai aa gaya bhaiyaaaa, ab sab pareshani door ho jaayegi, Raat bhar mutt maar-maar ke char chamach veerya jama kiya, ye lo Hakeem baba aur reciept de deejiye

Phikar na karo bhaiyaa, jaldi theek ho jao, phir aapki aachi tarah milke maarange

[Jupiter]

This is Personal attack so sorry mein apne aapko rok nahi paa raha hoon.Ab tak Ga*nd maara-Maari chal rahi thi magar ab ye saala..kuch aur hi bak raha hai.

Jab kisi Madhercho*d pakistani ka Virya aur indian Randi ka khoon milta hai to Mushrraf peda hota hai.Tere ko koi indian naam nahi mila tha jo tune Pakistan ke ek Ghandu Rashtrapathi ke naam par apna naam Rakha. I Think tere ghar par kisi Aatank-vadi ne sharan li hogi ussi ke karmo ka Phal aaj FZ bhugat raha hai.
Chennai ki baat mat kar Padosi se puch ya phir CBI janch karva.
:toast:

u cud probably have said this in a Pm or something Ashok
Rafrain from such comments......

[Narad Muni]

Mai aa gaya bhaiyaaaa, ab sab pareshani door ho jaayegi, Raat bhar mutt maar-maar ke char chamach veerya jama kiya, ye lo Hakeem baba aur reciept de deejiye

Phikar na karo bhaiyaa, jaldi theek ho jao, phir aapki aachi tarah milke maarange

Abey Char Chamach se Hamara kya hoga ? wo to Hakeem BaBa jhib se test karega to hi khatam ho jayega ilaz kya Ga*nd karega.

Abey Phuti tere pass Lu*nd naam ki cheze bhi hai ki tu aise hi Bhailogo ke bich me apni zamane ke liye char-chamch ka bolkar 4 1/2 chamch bhed ka doodh aur 2 boond Virya mix karke le aaya hai.

Aur Phutikismat bhaiyya itna Fudko mat ghar par Bhabhi ek-ek Chamch ke liye ki Mohtaaz hai aur yaha aap itna kharcha kar rahe ho.

[phutikismat]

Abey Char Chamach se Hamara kya hoga ? wo to Hakeem BaBa jhib se test karega to hi khatam ho jayega ilaz kya Ga*nd kya karega.

Aur Phutikismat bhaiyya itna Fudko mat ghar par Bhabhi ek-ek Chamch ke liye ki Mohtaaz hai aur yaha aap itna kharcha kar rahe ho.

Bhaiyaaaa yeh kya bol rahe ho aap, meri shaadi kab huyee, karni bhi nahi hai, jab tak aapki G*nd salamat hai, mujhe kisi bhi cheez ki zaroorat nahi.

Hakeem baba, Mere bhaiyaa kee G**nd bachalo, isske G**nd me bahut keede bhi hain, veerya dalte samay, veerya me keede maarne ki dawai bhi dalo na

[Narad Muni]

Bhaiyaaaa yeh kya bol rahe ho aap, meri shaadi kab huyee, karni bhi nahi hai, jab tak aapki G*nd salamat hai, mujhe kisi bhi cheez ki zaroorat nahi.

Hakeem baba, Mere bhaiyaa kee G**nd bachalo, isske G**nd me bahut keede bhi hain, veerya dalte samay, veerya me keede maarne ki dawai bhi dalo na

Abey Phuti meri Ga*nd ke Keedey marne ki Dava ab tak na to iss Duniya me aayi hai aur na hi aayegi. aur rahi baat shadi karne ki to kya mein puch sakta hoon ki aap kyu nahi karna chahte ho. Man lo Hamari Ga*nd Kal ho na ho.
Bhaiyya sach-sach bata do aapki lulli Bachpan me Billi ne kati ya Kuttey ne.
ab uss jagah ka Plot khali hai ki uss Plot me Gavar-fali,Moong-fali vageraha hai.:toast:

[leleram]

guys... great going, but please dont be personal, ASHOK ji hamare fundoozone ke ek mananiya sadasya hain... aur ittefaque se woh bhi rajasthani- madrasi nikle... aur shayad unhein iss thread se thes lagi hai, magar main yeh clear karna chahta hu ki, hum apne ek purane madrasi-rajasthani ki baat kar rahe they....jinhone Phutikismat ki kismat phod di thi...
ashok ji yeh thread mera hai... iske liye main jimmewar hu, main yeh clear kar du ki ismein aapke baare mein kuchh bhi nahi hai...
so pls chill...
FZ ke baki mahan praniyon ne apna bahut yogdaan diya... iss thread per. uske liye dhanyawaad :toast:

[leleram]

yahi wo waqya tha jiki wajah se hakeem saab FZ pe aaye they:yes:

[Eshtyle Raja]

Bus abhi bhi madrasi rajasthani ke paas nahi pahunch paai hai... Mirchi ka asar expire hone mai abhi 5 saal aur lagenge.:hi5: